CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

White has two years remaining on the four-year, $70 million extension he signed with the Spurs in 2020. He’s due to earn $18.4 million this season and then $19.6 million in 2024-25. Under the new rules of the collective bargaining agreement, White can extend for three years at 140% of his 2024-25 salary, so a deal would look like something around three years, $85 million that would begin in 2025-26.

this is a year out of date but sounds like white could extend for ~$28m around the same money jrue got, which seems pretty good for him hes obvs a very good and valued player but im not sure whos maxing him out, tho he could play out the last year of his deal and get more from the celtics, or effectively force a trade to a team thats willing to give him more if the celtics arent, hope they just extend him asap that would be nice

i understand the desire to not let your players get rusty, but is having your starters play this badly for 30-plus minutes a night contributing to that cause?

also good lord why are they airing these games on national tv?

cool article: https://theathletic.com/5381229/2024/04/10/kristaps-porzingis-celtics-post-up-analytics/

last ever broadcast from mike gorman. salute

best ever to do it

pritchard 38-9-12

i'll miss mike a lot, the last of the guys who knew that saying less was usually the best choice

celtics finish the season with one of the highest point differentials ever

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prob better expressed per game plus now we get wilt

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other guy must be elgin baylor

Fascinating insight from Joe Mazzulla into his mindset on @PardonMyTake. Says he never uses revolving doors, studies the exits of every room he’s in, and uses watching cartoons with his kids as a chance to teach them lessons:

“How can I win every situation or environment?” pic.twitter.com/EmJ4rADA7J

— Noa Dalzell 🏀 (@NoaDalzellNBA) April 19, 2024

good luck to the celtics and their very normal coach tjis offs!

silicon valley brain poisoning ass bullshit

its ok we know he's not normal, we made peace with it. just need him to draw up some plays that move the ball late in the 4Q and we're good

its tough being a weird guy dont think ive ever heard him say something about basketball that i disagree with but i see him on the sideline with his crucifix pin and im like idk about all this

silicon valley brain poisoning ass bullshit

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, April 19, 2024 12:00 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

feel like sports brain is upstream in this case—sports, sales, cop shit— its just guy stuff

time 2 slam dunk the patriarchy imho

i mean if this is how he wants to be “basketball coach” is a much better professional outlet than “police officer” or “IT manager”

lol true

big time college and pro sport coaches - as a class of people - are the most demented people in our society today

some truly fucked in the head guys for sure

i mean...like this past year I saw so much Jim Harbaugh...he seems brain damaged in interviews

this david roth piece about how harbaughs favorite song is The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald is so out there https://defector.com/the-edmund-fitzgerald-is-inspiring-jim-harbaugh-and-michigan-football-to-achieve-lake-mindset

lets gooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDFgD-p9xs8

2014 nba finals mvp Passing back at it again

gotta love it

scal naming names lol

Was this play by Miami's Caleb Martin on Jayson Tatum in the closing moments of Game 1 dirty?

Celtics' broadcaster Brian Scalabrine didn't like the lead-up to the play...

🎥 @NBCSCelticspic.twitter.com/8QaVRk9aHm

— The Athletic NBA (@TheAthleticNBA) April 21, 2024

we need an investigation can we get some lip readers on this

zinger time

People forget that this is a 7’4 man moving like this.

That’s ridiculous.
pic.twitter.com/xWKrc5grIQ

— CelticsUnite (@CelticsUnite18) April 23, 2024

“I’m not trying to start nothing here, but Erik Spoelstra calls a timeout with 1:30, down by 16. Thirty seconds later, that play happens,” said Scalabrine, a former player who won a title with Boston in 2008. “Why is he calling a timeout at 1:30 and why is that play happening 30 seconds later? That looked shady to me.”

Scalabrine made multiple media appearances since saying those words, debating whether it could have been an intentional move. While the tone was generally diplomatic from both organizations, Scalabrine’s campaign did draw a more stark reaction from Heat legend Udonis Haslem. The three-time champion left his critique in the comments section of a video of Scalabrine’s appearance on “The Dan LeBatard Show.”

“Shut yo sucka ass up!!” Haslem commented. “He got pushed. Brian Weak ass!!”

lmfao

empty corner post up interesting way to bust the zone

This play to me started the Celtics slaughter of the Heat zone. Jrue tells Tatum to come post up around the short corner and they kinda isolate that side. Him being at this spot makes the double team/stunt easier to spot. Hauser got 3 threes off this. Tatum had a 10 assist game pic.twitter.com/iM540ZJV2H

— Nik☘️ (@__Kingnik) April 21, 2024

with analysis, good observation that tatum shows a lot of patience in waiting for the heat to really commit to the double before he swings it

Video form explanation pic.twitter.com/kaEyGrMjAP

— Nik☘️ (@__Kingnik) April 22, 2024

d white went nuts lol dunking in traffic bombing threes love to see it

getting fouled on multiple dunks w/no calls

refs couldnt believe what they were seeing

dude was unbelievable but Tatum and Brown need to step up too

weird series heat are having a lot of success messing with the celtics but they just dont have enough offense to keep up

congratulation brad well deserved

Brad Stevens has been named NBA Executive of the Year

— Jared Weiss (@JaredWeissNBA) April 30, 2024

not sure a team as successful as the celtics has ever done such a big overhaul as they did last offseason

the soleus muscle the true star of these playoffs

Celtics center Kristaps Porzingis has a right soleus strain. He will miss Game 5 vs. Miami on Wednesday.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 30, 2024

Re: Porzingis: KP suffered the same injury that is currently keeping Giannis sidelined. As I mentioned then, the soleus is a part of the calf muscle complex. The average time lost for strains specified as a soleus injury is ~17 days (6 games). Read more here:…

— Jeff Stotts (@InStreetClothes) April 30, 2024

looking pretty nice that cavs and magic will go at least 6, here’s hoping for 7 (and that c’s take care of their biz tomorrow obv)

yeah obvs youd rather have him play all the games but it looks like the stich could be pretty ok, tho theres not info yet on how bad the injury is so who knows i guess

and, just in case, maybe don't leave tatum in for the last 2 minutes of games in which you're up by 19 points? just a thought!

yeah and they left zinger in there with a rolled ankle which then turned into this current much worse injury

ptsd is baked into playing the heat, prob terrifying to show any mercy at any point

love to watch derrick "michael jordan" white

sending mike gorman off in style

yup good stuff

this post is just me quarantining unkind things i could say about pat riley and the miami heat. it's a good night, i won't say those things.

lol

CAD, this is a safe space to unleash your Pat Riley hatred