I love lines. :(
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
omg I'd forgotten how irritating Fred is― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, August 9, 2010 3:16 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, August 9, 2010 3:16 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
this was the most irritating thing i have ever seen
― pies. (gbx), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
I'd only seen Fred on an episode of iCarly that I was watching with my niece. I had no idea he was a real thing until later.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 August 2010 20:25 (2 years ago) Permalink
does Fred have a Dyson?
― sarahel, Monday, 9 August 2010 20:26 (2 years ago) Permalink
Fred will be a movie soon, if you didn't already know:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=64509
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
okay that's it, shut down the country; we've failed
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:31 (2 years ago) Permalink
First time someone mentioned Fred I thought they meant that green dude who stands around holding a beer can while watching virtual people having sex + refuses to leave when they tell him to. (Don't know the name or even the game, but it's probably second life)
― StanM, Monday, 9 August 2010 20:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
Ralph Pootawn, it appears.
― StanM, Monday, 9 August 2010 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
some nickelodeon show based an entire dreadful episode around fred iirc
― seger ros (crüt), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
I am a big Ralph Pootawn fan fwiw
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
saw this thread, came to post "internet sensation fred," saw it was in whiney's lead post.
i do not get "internet sensation fred" at all.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 August 2010 20:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
Ok, he's an instant classic.
http://ralphplsgo.com
― StanM, Monday, 9 August 2010 20:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
just fyi these is still the funniest WoW internet humor thing I've seen:
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:47 (2 years ago) Permalink
I'm pleasantly reassured by how annoying Fred is. I always assumed that with all the noisy, obscene music I've listened to in my life, there would be nothing my child's generation could come up with that would actually offend me. Fred gives me new hope. Adults are supposed to hate kid/teenager stuff, it's not weird for a bunch of internet dudes in their 20s/30s to not get videos created by a 16-year-old to entertain 12-year-olds.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:49 (2 years ago) Permalink
Hipster Puppies
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
^^ was waiting
― dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 20:59 (2 years ago) Permalink
For some reason Fred reminds me of a much more irritating version of this sort of thing:
― turtles all the way down (mh), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:03 (2 years ago) Permalink
Seriously though, come on now. xp
― ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:03 (2 years ago) Permalink
you seriously don't understand Hipster Puppies?
― sarahel, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
I think the idea is (or has become) that you don't understand their popularity?
― Max's Western Values Store (elephant rob), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:05 (2 years ago) Permalink
I can understand hipsterpuppies but I can also understand how someone wouldn't understand hipsterpuppies, like someone who didn't know or care about what hipsters were
― iatee, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
which is a decent % of the internet
can we just blanket state "extreme grossout videos" here? like all of the seriously deranged deviant sex stuff like 2g1c and death/dismemberment videos and the like
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:07 (2 years ago) Permalink
yes
― elephant rob, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:09 (2 years ago) Permalink
add in shit like rotten.com and The Stile Report to that list btw
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
How do you feel about horror movies, Mr. DERE?
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
yeah, but those have like narratives and stuff
― elephant rob, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
not a fan, but at least those aren't real
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
How do you feel about wall-o-ginas?
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
they are great, especially stealth walloginas
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:21 (2 years ago) Permalink
most of those looked pretty noisy to me
― goole, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
I dunno, maybe I'm a total freak, but rotten.com has some edifying moments. Like pictures of dead Mussolini.
― a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
I haven't looked at rotten.com since like 1999
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://ia310809.us.archive.org/3/items/Shoe-tosserGuyGif1/iraqimage001.gif
lol clicker
― bnw, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
maybe this is only something that my dumb queer friends and i find funny when we're drunk, but uh, some people don't understand why parts of this make me absolutely cry laughing:
― a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
the one time I looked at The Stile Report, it had pictures of a dude on PCP who scraped off his face with broken glass and fed it to his dog
do not want
lol bnw
― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
Fred/Edith Ann parallel is kind of OTM. I remember when I was a kid I used to always like Gilda's caffinated "Judy Miller Show" character.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
i have never seen this Stile report tho.
― a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:35 (2 years ago) Permalink
― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:37 (2 years ago) Permalink
oh, no, i have seen Stile Project, it's just really gross porn now. not really that shocking.
― a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:38 (2 years ago) Permalink
― thirdalternative, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
I at least "get" most internet memes unless they're too niche-referential, but I'm probably the only person here that can be brought to tears laughing at stuff like this (warning: loud)
― Janet Privacy Control (corey), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
fred is the less good version of shaye st john imo
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
amusing, but it doesnt make me weep like Jiz.
― a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, that was funny. It's so obviously just two guys fucking around making up jokes as they go but that's part of the fun. :D
― Janet Privacy Control (corey), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
That's not what happened. Now they think that he just passed out and his dogs (not just one dog) chewed on his face in an effort to wake him up, just like what happened with that face transplant case in France.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:31 (2 years ago) Permalink
i've always kind of hated the "boom goes the dynamite" video
― Donna and the pitfall of being pulchritudinous (donna rouge), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:40 (2 years ago) Permalink
ok maybe "hated" is too strong but it's so uncomfortable that i really couldn't fathom wanting to watch it again and again or sending it to friends
― Donna and the pitfall of being pulchritudinous (donna rouge), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
The Stile Project turned into a porn site sometime around 2001. I've often suspected that it was always intended to become a porn site after a short time of showing shock material to attract attention.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
xp yeah laughing at that kid always seemed kind of churlish and mean
― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:43 (2 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, but those movies are so bad they deserve to have all the reasons pointed out as much as possible. It's great to see that clip of Sir Alec Guinness wistfully talking about how Anakin was the best star fighter pilot in the galaxy, cunning warrior, and a good friend, then have it cut to them bitching at each other in Ep 3. Or Yoda speaking wisdom about the mystery & power of the force from Empire, intercut with Ep 3 footage of him jumping around w a lightsaber like a mindless videogame character. The side-by-side starting at 5:00 in below really nails how GL turned a modern myth into a lifeless, busy-looking piece of merchandise:
Really agree w you tho, this series could have been 5 parts long w/o all that faux horror movie BS.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
I mean Ep 2.
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink
ya but if u wade thru the annoying voice and stuff (which actually kinda gets funny thru repetition) his analysis is pretty effing great
― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Monday, 16 August 2010 06:00 (2 years ago) Permalink
i like how the criticisms arent fanboyish 'u ruined my childhood' stuff at all, or 'jar jar sucks,' they're just like, how does this story make any sense at all
― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Monday, 16 August 2010 06:02 (2 years ago) Permalink
Agreed. Great analysis, lame comedy.
But the comedy breaks up the pacing a bit for people who don't want to sit through a sixty-minute video review of a movie from over a decade ago.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 16 August 2010 18:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
I suspect if you removed the horror bits, not only the pacing would suffer but the analysis would seem dumb, too.there's a fine line between "no duh" and "on the money" and the horror bits lower your critical bars."This is pretty astute analysis for a horror-comedy character"vs."This dude is not saying anything that isn't blatantly obvious to anyone who has seen the movies"
I guess there is one way to find out -- has anyone made a phantom edit of this guy's reviews subtracting the horrorcom stuff?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 August 2010 18:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
You would have to re-record the audio.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 16 August 2010 18:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
and kill yourself after
― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
My kids sing this in the car until I cry.
― Duncan Donuts (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink
I understand this shit, holy shit:
― Beach Pomade (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 21:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
Adam: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=59934
:)
― markers, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 22:05 (2 years ago) Permalink
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:01 (2 years ago) Permalink
hahahaha
― markers, Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
http://hipsterhitler.com
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 29 August 2010 18:00 (2 years ago) Permalink