"English" version LOL
only two types of football, man- ours and theirs!
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
There's supposed to be an u21 final the following week that we might be going to, but venue still tbc
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 9 August 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Wouldn't bother for a GAA match myself, especially if it's not at Croker.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
when you come out of the cork airport this is the first thing you see:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3454/3878540757_cf6d67d1d7_b.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2490/3878546491_258c3db181_b.jpg
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Cork know what's up. Kilkenny and Tipperary would be the other main exponents of the art over the years.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Current Kilkenny side are equivalent to 1950's Real Madrid side, there basically isn't anyone else playing this sport at the moment. Everyone else is in a reserve competition, and the second best team in ireland is probably the Kilkenny Minors.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Tom Humphries (as always) covers match report and their dominance in the one article
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Just watched all of the hurling final and yeah it's pretty rad but I have a question:
Why do the goalkeepers not wear facemasks?
― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Is it a macho thing or part of the rules to make goalkeeping less palatable?
A plastic protective helmet with faceguard is mandatory for all age groups including senior level as of 2010.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
None of them would be wearing the helmets were it not mandatory, it's a fairly new development.
but why are the goalkeepers the only ones NOT wearing helmets
― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
also when that guy gets twatted in the face with a stick I bet he's glad he's wearing a helmet
― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Hurling is older than the recorded history of Ireland. It is thought to predate Christianity, having come to Ireland with the Celts.[5] It has been a distinct Irish pastime for at least 2000 years.[6] The earliest written references to the sport in Brehon law date from the fifth century.[5] In the book by Seamus King "A History of Hurling" there is a reference from Irish verbal history of hurling as far back as the 1200 B.C.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Not involved in as many clashes? I'd guess
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link
The tale of the Táin Bó Cuailgne (drawing on earlier legends) describes the hero Cúchulainn playing hurling at Emain Macha. Similar tales are told about Fionn Mac Cumhail and the Fianna, his legendary warrior band
BTW LJ if you're not doing much with yourself atm look this stuff up.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
I really enjoy hurling. I think the skill level is phenomenal. I love Kilkenny for the fact that they are leagues ahead of everyone else but I couldnt watch more than 25 mins of the match yesterday, they just destroyed Cork. Having grown up on the limerick side of the tipp-limerick border, I automatically have to hate Tipp but I usually cheer them on (Nicky English is a cousin!). Although in the semi, I cant help but shout for Waterford's gnarled, grizzled old vets.
― Michael B, Monday, 9 August 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
As a mayoman, I don't really have to worry about allegiances later on in the championships
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
'We're taking this match awful seriously. We're training threetimes a week now, and some of the boys are off the beer since Tuesday' -Offaly hurler quote in the week before a Leinster hurling final vs.Kilkenny
LOL
― Michael B, Monday, 9 August 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Thing is, that's a lol out of the mouth of, say, Dara O'Briain, but from an inter-county hurler I have no reason to believe that it's anything but sincere.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
whisper it softly tom, but i never really took after the GAA footy tbh. the english version of the beautiful game won it for me on subtlety grounds.
i played it when i was younger but it can be dreadfully scrappy to watch at times (quarter finals were great this year tho) and i dont know if these new rules are helping things either.
― Michael B, Monday, 9 August 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
well god help us and bless us sure we all played it.
played hurling up to u-13 level, loved it. always found the football too physical as a participative sport, tbh.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
was pathetic at hurling tbh
― Michael B, Monday, 9 August 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
took up golf, the marking was easier
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Just watched both halves of that 2009 final - Tipperary seemed so unlucky! Maybe that was the editing though?
Is there passing in this sport?
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 9 August 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, short hand passes (slap the ball to someone, basically) then medium/long range pucks with the hurl.
i kinda wish there was a better/clearer clip- yesterday's performances on both sides were basically impromptu group poetry through the media of ball and physical abuse.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
love this shit
― max, Monday, 9 August 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
both times ive been to ireland ive caught games on tv and they were rad. a bit like a more vicious field hockey with fewer rules
― max, Monday, 9 August 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
hurling don't mean shit in ulster iirc
― buzza, Monday, 9 August 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
This always used to be on when I used to have Setanta RIP and I never watched it :-(
― ailsa, Monday, 9 August 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
wow that ball is small in relation to the size of the field!
― dyao, Monday, 9 August 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess if you ever wondered "what would full contact golf be like" this is your answer
have to say I think tom humphries is one of the most tedious and overrated people in the irish media. an article. begins. like this. like any other article. every week. in a parish. in tom humphries' parish. with a computer. on a keyboard. mighty. passion. astonishing.
like the gaa tho, amazing that dublin are in the semis this year, i can dream of a victory. was there in 1995 when they last won and at tons of games in the early 90s. haven't been to croke in years as my dad worked near the stadium and i had a job from age 14 till i moved to london at 25 manning their car park where they invited customers to park. prob the most lucrative job i'll ever have.
my favourite o'muircheartaigh moment isn't in that email, i heard it myself one time a few years back, i avidly listened to him in the car park job.
it was some random game and a streaker ran on the pitch but naturally he didn't let that stop him commentating.
"there's a streaker on the pitch. there's a streaker on the pitch. he's on the 40 yard line, he moves towards the 50 yard line. he's still going, he's on the 60 yard line. he is evading the stewards. he's on the 70 yard line....eh em eh...the stewards are still trying to catch him........eh...........IN FAIRNESS HE'S MADE A GREAT RUN BY NOW!"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
i like the backround mumbling of humphries, and every now and then he writes an astonishing piece.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
all ireland final just started. Get streaming folks. Tipp just scored! Kilkenny heavy favourites tho.
― k¸ (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link
link?
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
watchin on terrestial tbh and surfin on crappy nokia browser so not in great position to go checkin streams, sry
Use mymp2p.eu for footy streams you might have some luck there? Teams are kilkenny and tipperary
― k¸ (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Kilkenny 0-3 Tipperary 1-6
shocking!!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I shan't be going to the u21 final when I'm there next weekend. It's in Thurles, not Croke Park (in a stadium holding 53,500 in a town of just over 7,000 folk!)
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 5 September 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
kilkenny star man h shefflin off after 13 mins- had no right to even start did his cruciate only 6 weeks ago or somethin crazy
No stream on myp2p but vimeo claimi a link.
Great goal kk!
― k¸ (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 September 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
well done tipp. they were outstanding. the subs they brought on made a huge difference as well. they hit four or five wides in the whole match?!
― Michael B, Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
TBH I have a huge grudge against the GAA, because my schoolboy sporting years were during the 'ban' where, if you played Gaelic Football or Hurling, you weren't allowed play any 'foreign' games - or 'garrison games' as football, rugby, cricket and hockey were even more pejoratively known. Strangely, American Football, Basketball, and Boxing were, fine, so you can see what particular variety of 'foreign' was the target.
Thus, in my school in Galway, it was a punishable offence to play 'soccer' on school grounds: if a priest or brother appeared, whoever was on the ball would hastily pick it up, and pretend we'd been playing gah all along.
Needless to say, all this bred in me lifelong passion for football and a hatred of bogball and stick fighting. I live less than a mile from Croke Park and I've never seen a game of either. On top of that, Michael Ó Muircheartaigh taught me Irish in my final secondary school in Dublin - so even the undoubted pleasures of his commentary are not unmixed.....
― sonofstan, Sunday, 5 September 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
unbelievable result!!!! i mean, tipperary just beat the best hurling team... EVER, right??
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 September 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, sums it up. Radio commentary described them as the best team to ever grace croke park, of either code. Missed second half, but tipp looked good value in the first.
― k¸ (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 September 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
ffffffffffffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcRwbuSoGyc
― cozen, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
^ gets it
― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Monday, 9 August 2010 14:26 (1 month ago)
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
because nobody fucking argues with a hurling gk. see video.
― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Took the tour of Croke Park yesterday. Quite the stadium indeed - it feels really intimate despite its 82,300 seats, and this was empty so it must be positively claustrophobic when full. The capacity seems unbelievable actually, when it's almost totally open at one end. The views were great.
Anyway, fun tour of the stands, boxes, dressing rooms etc, ending up in the museum which had an interactive bit - some of which even worked, so I got ten minutes thrashing about with the ball-and-stick* in the nets. Proud to report that the speed gun clocked my best effort at a mighty 64 mph.
* (yes I know they have special names, I just can't remember them right now)
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I used to play shinty when I was a kid, in Campbeltown, Kintyre. Lots of people watch hurling there, and I dig it, I've just never played. I used to play shinty for the school, though I was rubbish and I only got a game once everyone else had been smashed up. Put me in good stead for hockey later in life, on the east coast though, because we didn't have any pads for the goalie I just got stuck at that position, as all fear of the injury had long since been knocked out of me.
I'd be too scared to play either shinty or hurling these days, but they're good games if your fear is abated by being young, stupid or drunk - preferably all three.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Sunday, 12 September 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
flying back when the match was on so i only caught the nail-biting last 10 minutes. im over the moon, limerick are such a big hurling county its great to win the thing at last. limerick city was dead quiet this morning according to friends
― . (Michael B), Monday, 20 August 2018 14:55 (five years ago) link
I got those O'Muircheartaigh quotes fwded to me the other day, kind of a tonic as I got mad love for Sid Waddell still but his classic work is all in decades long gone
― welcome fake world we hope enjoy cardboard melon (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 August 2010 12:30 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
You;d need to have heard Míchéal's craggy tones first to get an idea though.
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2010 12:40 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://youtu.be/SPB6LTWThH4
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 February 2020 01:29 (four years ago) link
O has taken me to the Blythe Hill Tavern to see her lads
The downside is that they're playing maybe the greatest team of all time, apparently
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 13:55 (two years ago) link
Winning atm mind!
Still winning! Limerick look rattled. Have observed that they seem less the Man City of hurling than the Chelsea
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:11 (two years ago) link
Uh oh. Limerick have found their groove. Still, for half an hour one could dream
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:17 (two years ago) link
This thread title is perfect
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:43 (two years ago) link
How much do you enjoy the violence intrinsic to both the performance of and enjoyment of the sport, Louis?
― mardheamac (gyac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link
I'm a football fan, so...a fair amount? Limerick are horrid bullies tho
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:47 (two years ago) link
Ooh, eight all...
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link
Some fun thing to say in the pub while supping on a pint to seem knowledgeable:- any reference to “wristy hurling”- “of course that fella didn’t have an arse to his trousers when I was watching him play u21”- “ah sure it’s like watching the fucking ploughing”- “clash of the ash” you can only say this unironically if you’re ten drinks in OR Pat Spillane- “Henry Shefflin isn’t that great”- “personally I thought DJ (Carey) was better in those mastitis ads than he ever was in the noughties- “ah you’d be glad to see THEM* get bet all the same, wouldn’t you”I will update with more as they come to me, I was born the same year as my county won the all Ireland though so you can trust me definitely* them usually refers to Cork/Dublin/Kilkenny but can also refer to your local rivals from ten yards down the road
― mardheamac (gyac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:51 (two years ago) link
I'm informed the Henry Shefflin one might require updating. Extending it to the entire Limerick team and especially whoever their star player is
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:54 (two years ago) link
Ty though, I intend on using the wristy hurling line a lot for the remaining 20 minutes
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:55 (two years ago) link
The only other guy watching it in this pub is a Wexford fan too lol
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link
Goal Wexford! A thriller
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link
Gerrin there you overhyped twats
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:18 (two years ago) link
(this is probably Wexford's greatest result in...years?)
They’ll be selling strawberries on the roads tonight!
― mardheamac (gyac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:20 (two years ago) link
Must be some hiding in a freezer
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link
The All-Ireland Champions came to Wexford today they were talking about painting the Town Green. But By God The Boys of Wexford were having none of it. OUT ye Go. OUT OUT they Said— Buff Egan (@buff_egan) February 6, 2022
a fine sentiment
― imago, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:22 (two years ago) link
How many times have you talked about the wristy hurling now
― mardheamac (gyac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link
Everyone knows it's wristy
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:34 (two years ago) link
I missed all this
this limerick team have greatness in them, dominant say in the way of that very physical, athletic and organised Mou Chelsea etc but the greatest of all time will fall between Kilkenny (pick yr era) and I'd guess (not a great knowledge of the historical brilliance of individual teams) Offaly, Tipp?
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link
otm it is among my favorite thread titles on ILX.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 6 February 2022 19:24 (two years ago) link
xp even I wouldn’t nominate Offaly despite the greatness of the 1998 side. Cork must be up there, Tipp certainly
― mardheamac (gyac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link
I made sure to talk about wristy hurling very often yes
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 February 2022 17:01 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
lol notice how someone who'd never seen a game before picked up on this exact comparison after watching them for fifteen minutes
― imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 10:31 (two years ago) link
That was a pretty low scoring game yesterday, imago. Blustery winds a factor, id say. Limerick were bad yesterday, but sure look it, its early days in the league and we'd only a b team out.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 7 February 2022 14:00 (two years ago) link
Deems hasnt a clue, I forsee a decade of brutal dominance for this Limerick team.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 7 February 2022 14:02 (two years ago) link
My expectations are now unreasonably high for Wexford, lol
― imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 14:05 (two years ago) link
I dunno that 'they aren't definitely the greatest team of all time' is quite enough to hang that I haven't a clue on tbh
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 7 February 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link
Especially from a lad who probably pronounced hurling with three syllables until yesterday
― mardheamac (gyac), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:11 (two years ago) link
no that's bourke now attacking me tbf
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 7 February 2022 17:28 (two years ago) link