ILM : The Top 100 Metal/Heavy Rock Tracks Of All Time - Presented By Our Host, Henry, ILM's Favourite Heavy Metal Dog! THE END IS NIGH! (FIN)

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Not to mention the 30 year sympathy grammy.

― Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, August 4, 2010 5:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Listen pal, go shit in your hoodie.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/BS_IronMan.jpg/200px-BS_IronMan.jpg

Note the time - they could only pull off half an antichrist, probably because they are old or Ozzy wandered off partway through to make some breakfast or something.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The views expressed by Henry are not necessarily endorsed by the runners of this poll. It's like having Russell Brand show up to host an awards show, there is no predicting what you are going to get.

CHEESECAKE VOTING FRUIT HATING SCUM (jjjusten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Henry only got cranky after he went to the vets and didn't get any steak. Someone send him a steak!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

TIE FOR 43 Metallica · Welcome Home (Sanitarium) (1986)(387 points · 11 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WElvEZj0Ltw

From Wikipedia: "Mustaine and Hetfield had personality conflicts. These tensions led to a fist-fight that broke out between Mustaine and Hetfield,[4] after Mustaine accused Hetfield of kicking his dog."

After which Lars probably rifled through the unconscious dogs wallet.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, im dying here

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I always knew Hetfield was a putz.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

TIE FOR 43
43
Funkadelic - Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow (1970)(387 points · 11 voters)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiqmEibSY0I&feature=PlayList&p=8E24245E939916E6&index=0&playnext=1

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

not sure about that one.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

not sure about bill magill, that track is heavy as fuck

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I dont think i agree with that.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

bill "classic rock" magill doesn't think that funkadelic track is heavy enough?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I think there is other Funkadelic (who I love, as you may know) that fits into the "Metal/Heavy Rock" category better.

Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

time for more music from norway?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the finest live acts I've seen. And this is my favourite song of theirs.
was #15 on my ballot.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

42 -
Turbonegro - Get It On (1999) (414 Points, 11 votes - One #1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHKgsa8nBXo

And Henry will be back for the next 2.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

That's the biggest points jump so far, yes?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

wow more funkadelic huh? and pfunk had nothing to do with that I'm sure... ;P

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i think so.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't vote for it, john

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I think i actually voted for super stupid

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Not the Turbonegro song on my ballot.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link

also, Paradise City? Might as well have put Every Rose Has its Thorn up there in its place. yech.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty sure that the markings on this turbonegro fellow are not AKC breed standard.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link

41 Led Zeppelin · No Quarter (1973) (423 points · 11 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrHWRS8J6g

...

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck yes! finally the good Zep rolls in!

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry I meant to comment there but I started the youtube to check that it was the right one and nodded off.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

It's like this song is full of subliminal napping suggestions.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Just a little statistical note, for anybody outraged by any particular placement: until really the top 3, this whole race is extremely close. There are three 10-vote songs outside the top 100, and two 12-vote songs in the top 20. A single extra voter could have pushed that Turbonegro song from 42 to 31, and a second one could have gotten it to 22!

glenn mcdonald, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

so if you didn't vote you cant complain!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I voted, so I can complain at will!!!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

and I can complain about your votes!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Outside of GNR, this poll is seriously lacking in proper hair metal. I thought an ILM poll would be the best chance of anywhere for it make a respectable showing.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I voted for some hair metal stuff -- lets see if Quiet Riot ends up on the list.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey johnny feel free to post your recap for those who need to catch up.
then we will push on

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

To date:

100. MC5 - Kick Out the Jams (1968) [313 points, 8 votes]
99. TROUBLE - Memory's Garden (1992) [315 points, 7 votes]
98. MANIC STREET PREACHERS - Motorcycle Emptiness (1992) [315 points, 10 votes]
97. DIAMOND HEAD - Am I Evil (1980) [316 points, 10 votes]
96. WITCHFINDER GENERAL - Witchfinder General (1982) [318 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
TIE 94. SOUNDGARDEN - Rusty Cage (1991) [318 points, 11 votes]
TIE 94. FAITH NO MORE - Midlife Crisis (1992) [318 points, 11 votes]
93. MINISTRY - Just One Fix (1992) [319 points, 8 votes]
92. GUNS N' ROSES - Welcome to the Jungle (1987) [319 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
91. CELTIC FROST - Mexican Radio (1987) [319 points, 10 votes]
90. SEPULTURA - Territory (1993) [320 points, 10 votes]
89. CELTIC FROST - I Won't Dance (1987) [320 points, 10 votes, 1 first place vote]
TIE 87. SLAYER - War Ensemble (1990) [320 points, 12 votes]
TIE 87. DANZIG - Mother (1988) [320 points, 12 votes]
86. MANILLA ROAD - Necropolis (1983) [321 points, 9 votes]
85. ANGEL WITCH - Angel Witch (1980) [322 points, 9 votes]
84. HELMET - Unsung (1991/92) [322 points, 13 votes]
83. SEPULTURA - Refuse/Resist (1993) [324 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
82. SOUNDGARDEN - Outshined (1991) [324 points, 10 votes]
81. JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) (1968) [325 points, 8 votes]
80. OZZY OSBOURNE - Crazy Train (1980) [325 points, 9 votes]
79. METALLICA - Whiplash (1983) [325 points, 10 votes]
78. FUNKADELIC - Super Stupid (1971) [326 points, 8 votes]
77. BLACK SABBATH - Children of the Grave (1971) [326 points, 8 votes, 2 first place votes]
76. DANZIG - Dirty Black Summer (1992) [327 points, 11 votes]
75. METALLICA - One (1988) [329 points, 8 votes]
74. MONSTER MAGNET - Space Lord (1998) [329 points, 9 votes]
73. BOSTON - More Than a Feeling (1976) [330 points, 9 votes]
72. IRON MAIDEN - Number of the Beast (1982) [331 points, 8 votes]
71. JANE'S ADDICTION - Mountain Song (1988) [334 points, 9 votes]
70. WITCHFINDER GENERAL - Burning a Sinner (1981) [336 points, 8 votes]
69. DIO - Holy Diver (1983) [338 points, 9 votes]
68. MELVINS - Boris (1991) [338 points, 10 votes]
67. BURZUM - Det Som en Gang Var (1994) [340 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
66. PUBLIC ENEMY - She Watch Channel Zero (1988) [340 points, 9 votes, 1 first place vote]
65. VENOM - Black Metal (1982) [341 points, 12 votes]
TIE 63. SLAYER - Raining Blood (1986) [342 points, 8 votes]
TIE 63. IRON MAIDEN - Iron Maiden (1980) [342 points, 8 votes]
62. KYUSS - Supa Scoopa and Might Scoop (1994) [342 points, 9 votes]
61. MASTODON - March of the Fire Ants (2002) [342 points, 11 votes]
60. HAWKWIND - Silver Machine (1972) [343 points, 9 votes]
59. AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (1980) [348 points, 8 votes]
58. HIGH ON FIRE - 10,000 Years (2000) [348 points, 12 votes]
57. JUDAS PRIEST - Victim of Changes (1976) [354 points, 7 votes, 1 first place vote]
56. CROMAGNON - Caledonia (1969) [355 points, 11 votes]
55. LED ZEPPELIN - Dazed and Confused (1969) [356 points, 10 votes]
54. JANE'S ADDICTION - Three Days (1990) [358 points, 9 votes]
53. LED ZEPPELIN - Achilles Last Stand (1976) [359 points, 8 votes]
52. ENTOMBED - Left Hand Path (1990) [359 points, 9 votes]
51. GUNS N' ROSES - Paradise City (1987) [360 points, 8 votes]
50. AC/DC - Back in Black (1980) [363 points, 8 votes]
49. BLACK SABBATH - Into the Void (1971) [366 points, 8 votes, 1 first place vote]
48. KING CRIMSON - 21st Century Schizoid Man (1969) [369 points, 10 votes]
47. MANILLA ROAD - Flaming Metal System (1983) [380 points, 11 votes]
46. AC/DC - Highway to Hell (1979) [381 points, 9 votes, 1 first place vote]
45. BLACK SABBATH - Iron Man (1971) [382 points, 10 votes]
TIE 43. METALLICA - Welcome Home (Sanitarium) (1986) [387 points, 11 votes]
TIE 43. FUNKADELIC - Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow (1970) [387 points, 11 votes]
42. TURBONEGRO - Get it On (1999) [414 points, 11 votes, 1 first place vote]
41. LED ZEPPELIN - No Quarter (1973) [423 points, 11 votes]

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

01. Ratt - Round and Round

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

40 Blue Öyster Cult · Don't Fear the Reaper (1976) (points 433 · 11 voters)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM

I will leave all the commentary to my hip main men Kal and Merv in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXqLZRwp1II&feature=fvw

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Man, doubtful Black Blade will place now...

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm glad there is a commercially available radio edit of "Reaper" that strips out the weirdo doom solo part in the middle, because sometimes I want to hear it and sometimes I don't. It's almost like two different songs (with solo/without solo).

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the mere idea of a "radio edit" for a hard rock epic is an outright abomination.

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL "[Started by pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname) in August 2010, last updated 1 minute ago by Johnny Fever] 666 new answers"

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

so johnnys post was just a neighbour of the beast there

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

And this will be a surprise to some..

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

But a welcome surprise!!!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

39
Sleep - Dragonaut (1993) (440 Points, 11 voters)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkFs9_kytAg

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Now this is some heavy shit!!! This is such an amazing track... makes me wonder if Dopesmoker will make a surprise highly-placed position. But maybe people didn't vote for a lot of 20+ minute songs like I did...

Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

its better than the #38 falser than false track

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

but this was the only sleep track nominated.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

but it rules so much.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link


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