I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

What does IRE really stand for?
By Conrad "Confounded" Tenwick

"I"
The I stands for Independence. If ILX is China, IRE is defiant young Taiwan, pulsing with life and industry. If ILX is the NBA, IRE is vivacious little Earl Boykins. If ILX is a buffet, IRE is the tempting box o' wine, providing nourishment through the night.

"R"
The R stands for Realistic. There are no holds barred on this board. This is some real life shit. If there users want guess papers, they get guess papers. If users want MySpace passwords, then we wil pillory them.

"E"
The E stands for Effort. This board is nothing without the core posters, the ones whose praises are sung throughout ILX for their scathing satires and thread-ending bon mots. Effort means that IRE doesn't shut down when the sun goes down, or when Jergins "does" Germany, or when am0n sits down to a scintillating episode of The View.

IRE is 24 hours! IRE is long, yet strong! IRE is forever!!!!!!!!!!

-- Confounded, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 20:09 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I can't think of any single person who's removal from the equation would've made a definite change within the global history of, say, the last 200 years.

napoleon, lenin, hitler... sessions

-- That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:22 (Yesterday) Link

george bailey

-- RJG, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:24 (Yesterday) Link

party like a yacht rock star

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:33

I'm rich but still hungry, so I'm thinkin' I might eat a mil/ just copped a yacht so I'll sail to Margaritaville/ 16 bars, 80 large then I'm out yo/ call my chevy Steely Dan so you know I'm wearin' gauchos

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:40

hahahaha

the spittakes thing is a medical condition

-- max, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

dick van dyke's disease

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:35 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

tinkerbell is all about pegging and she IS the peg

-- elmo argonaut, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:40 PM (Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:40 PM) Bookmark Link

Good lord.

i mean, really, how do you even HAVE sex with a mermaid.

i'll give a clue: various holes on the mermaid body

-- iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:00 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

listen buddy there is one hole on a mermaid body as far as i can tell, i mean do you even know how fish work

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:01 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

That whole thread = awesome.

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On 6/30/06, Brian Reichert <rignes at ptd.net> wrote:

> Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?

'Diddie-wa-diddie' was an Old Frisian term used by children; roughly
translated, it means: 'Diddie-wa-diddie'

Likewise, 'fagtog' is the Tagalog word for: 'fagtog'.

-- Phil D., Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:38 PM (Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:38 PM) Bookmark Link

not thinking about "earth" stuff appearing in "alien" culture

waht this is not an alien culture

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:31 PM (4 minutes ago)

but they have earthly stuff plus check out my inverted commas

-- RJG, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 3:33 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Tinkerbell makes your dick look huge, at least.

-- milo z, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:45

the Al in B'more yacht rock post needs youngdroingauchos.jpg for full effect

I wonder how Louis would feel if someone left Mansun unattended in a Spanish villa?

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:34 AM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Re: Akon and this incident:

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It's not the fact that he threw the fan off the stage so much as the fact that he brought the fan onstage solely to throw him off.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:24 AM (1 hour ago)

I know!!!!! He should title his next album For The Kids.

-- HI DERE, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:28 AM (1 hour ago)

As my roommate said, "That's some Donkey Kong shit right there."

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:34 AM (53 minutes ago)

WAIT

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:11 AM (35 minutes ago)

CURTIS HAS NOT SEEN TRON

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:11 AM (35 minutes ago)

FUCK DAMN SON I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO GATECH

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:11 AM (35 minutes ago)

DID YOU LIE ON YOUR APPLICATION

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:12 AM (34 minutes ago)

TOMBOT ever since they changed the SAT requirements they have ditched the Tron questionnaire

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, June 14, 2007 7:16 AM (30 minutes ago)

I've always wanted to be the award presenter at the Oscars or even the Independent Spirit Awards or something, so I could open the Best Picture envelope and announce that Tron is this year's winner.

-- sanskrit, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:45 AM

what a lame, lame dream, sanskrit.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:47 AM

that's what they said about martin luther king jr

-- sanskrit, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:57 AM

Then they had to change their tune

-- Laurel, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:59 AM

i'm in ur yard
ruining cinema

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:56 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(re: say anything)

JESS YOU LIVE IN BALTIMORE GO GET ASS-RAPED WHY DON'T YOU

-- the table is the table, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:43 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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He tries but women these days expect you to buy them dinner and fancy gifts before they agree to ass rape you.

-- Ronan, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:49 (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

I was going to do a Steve Guttenberg poll but I think the chimp poll pretty much trumps that.

-- HI DERE, Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:29 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

I don't know what cheddar beer boobs are but I'm voting for those

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:53 PM (Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:53 PM) Bookmark Link

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what the hell is so incomprehensible about cheddar, beer and boobs?

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:54 PM (Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:54 PM) Bookmark Link

THIS MY VLOG

nicely done

i have been up all night (work, though did take 2 hr break to go to rock show, somehow) and vlog is so crazy and awesome to me right now whoa

VLOG is fucking hilarious!

fourthed!

best one = either last one or 'zapping user' one

Real-Life Zombies Discovered In Blue Earth, Minnesota

this bit is giving me most uncontrollable roffles

JOHN LENNON=NOT ALIVE

-- Mr. Que, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:18 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

he lives in the heart of every child

-- pretzel walrus, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

eating that heart

-- pretzel walrus, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

Sleazy guy w/ goatee: You can't prove any of it.
Horatio Caruso: We'll just see... *dramatic head turn for profile shot* ... about that.
*cue title sequence and 55 minutes of hot blondes in lab coats w/ kruder dorfmeister music*
Victimized hot latino woman: Thank you, Horatio Caruso.
Horatio Caruso: You just take care of your adorable Latino child.
*10 shot sequence of Horatio putting on his sunglasses*

I love that show.

-- bnw, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:22 AM (Friday, June 15, 2007 10:22 AM) Bookmark Link

Also:

Where are the zombies?

-- Ms Misery, Friday, June 15, 2007 2:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

BLUE EARTH, MINNESOTA.

-- John Justen, Friday, June 15, 2007 2:31 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

BAND ON THE RUN

-- ghost rider, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FROM ZOMBIES LOL

-- ghost rider, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

PAUL IS DEAD PAUL IS DEAD PAUL IS DEAD RINGO IS HAVING EYE EATED

-- jhøshea, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:48 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh no haelp cant stop laffz

It's just funny if you imagine Redknapp watching this horse come in dead last by about 25 lengths in a five furlong race, accompanied by the theme to Steptoe and Son.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:33 (28 minutes ago)

haha that duff song is awesome, like positively 4th st. for retards

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, June 15, 2007 7:30 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

helgeson continues to be ilm's most underrated

Ozu -vs- Michael Bay

i was just coming to post that! genius.

hahaha "shit just got real"

Angela Chase's teenage annoyingness is the greatest thing about that show, though, especially if you watch it now. Her sister puts on her shirt for Halloween and comes out all like "OMG you don't understand, don't you ever feel like everyone's, like, ice skating, and you're the only one who can see that the ice is ... like ... cracking" (*) and it's the BEST THING EVER

(*) = not a quote, just a made-up "deep" Angela Chase metaphor

-- nabisco, Friday, June 15, 2007 10:08 PM

FEEL THE FIZZ OF COO COO COLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihd8XKrsyQ

camp fite poll

I got John Peel's auto/biography, a lap desk for late night reading/sudoku-ing in bed, and the most amazing, wonderful card I could ever imagine from the kiddo. I'm not much of a cryer, but this had me on the wibbling edge. Mostly too personal to share, except for "Thank you for your crazy music, even the stuff that makes my ears ring." What a great kid.

-- Rock Hardy, Sunday, June 17, 2007 10:40 AM (6 hours ago)

When I went into the 'Ling's room this morning, there was a bag on the floor with an envelope on it marked "Daddy." Inside the bag were a new PS2 game, a really nice shirt, and a card asking what kind of stone-fruit tree I'd like in the back yard. I picked the envelope up, and asked him "Hey, what does this say?" He stared thoughtfully at it for a moment, then said "...Daddy." (Note: he is 27 months old.) I was filled with pride.

-- Douglas, Sunday, June 17, 2007 11:55 AM (5 hours ago)

I got a cake from which the sweeties on top had already been eaten, a card and a home made money box - also pancakes in bed for breakfast. Hurrah!

-- Ned Trifle II, Sunday, June 17, 2007 1:05 PM (4 hours ago)

aw my hubby got a punch in the nuts.

-- teeny, Sunday, June 17, 2007 4:57 PM (18 minutes ago)

ilx dads rule

=D Teeny.

Remember the brief Hush Puppy craze in the post-Grunge hangover period? Market researchers were able to trace the consumer blip back to a window-rattling collective shudder and wince amongst the indie massive after Kirk Kobaine's suicide in Converse One-Stars. "I would not want to die like that sprawled and sacrificial, at least not in a pair of child's kickball shoes like those I wouldn't", we thought to ourselves. your next birfday cheque from Gran went on a pair of brown or black suede hush puppy substitute teacher shoes, a combustible edison record and your first Bombay Gin martini. "Fuck this K records life I've been leading", you told yourself as the bartender maraca'ed your blue highball into a high-stemmed glass. "I was not meant to live amongst the horn-rimmed suicides of my generation. My imported skinhead boot days are over, my celibate days are over, my bip- bopping one-star days are over. These hush puppies on my feet will walk me down the aisle, walk me up the ladder to the olde style steakhouse of busty broads and cigars and martoonies but it'll be hipper than grandad's, with DJ's and lesbians and Charlie Manson jokes and cocaine."

-- yves, Monday, 28 January 2002 01:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

why take wang out with 2 out and no one on in the ninth?

-- mookieproof, Monday, 18 June 2007 03:29 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The single most awesome post I ever came acorss on any internet board went like this: "Cows are such WANKERS they don't even RUN if you THROW STICKS at them."

-- Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:14 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

OWLS ARE ASSHOLES

-- Alan, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:17 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

WITH THEIR BIG FUCKING EYES, WHY NOT HAVE SMALLER EYES? WANKERS.

-- Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:18 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i am about to get fired here people

http://image.blingee.com/images11/content/output/2007/6/18/208499020_f94fbd6d.gif

-- gr8080, Monday, June 18, 2007 12:06 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Link