solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

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u hate your jobanyways, don't you? print that and frame it. right next to where you keep your pens.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

Use Opera - open in background window, hover over tab for tiny preview of image. Saves my ass constantly!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 14 July 2008 16:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

there's a funny danny wang related thread over at djh right now.

-- jaime, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 05:25 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 07:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

i just reached for what i thought was a sharpie and it turned out to be a kazoo

-- gr8080, Friday, July 18, 2008 2:26 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://users.utu.fi/tomhak/siivooja.jpg

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM (Saturday, July 12, 2008 9:30 PM) Bookmark Link

-- HI DERE, Sunday, 13 July 2008 22:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

I think that's actually the Rang3 R0v3r lovin' tailpipe.jpg guy...

snoball, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

News Flash: Iran now has PHOTOSHOP capabilities!

libcrypt, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

I stand by the 10-single run by Spoon that I posted upthread.

-- stephen, Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:44 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 19 July 2008 21:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I loved that conversation.

Eric H., Saturday, 19 July 2008 22:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

insular circle jerk convo lookin boys

-- deej, Friday, July 25, 2008 7:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

has to be wall_o_ginas.jpg, surely

will, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

you should stop being a crabby bitch and watch some wire, it's really good.

-- goole, Friday, July 25, 2008 4:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dr Morbius, Friday, 25 July 2008 19:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

shhhh quiet deeznuts is about to speak

-- some dude, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:43 PM

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

C/D: douchebags who condemn the linguistic-conceptual porn behaviors of others because theyre passive-aggressive fuxxors

-- tough, Friday, 24 June 2005 02:39 (3 years ago) Link

dell, Saturday, 26 July 2008 17:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

the important thing is to exercise our own swift, harsh judgement on shit we read about for two seconds on the internet

-- goole, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

it was called ching chong animals and its lost to the sands of the internets

-- sleep, Saturday, 2 August 2008 23:16 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

sounds like you need a book dude--or to talk to an actual banker, not an ilxor

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, August 2, 2008 6:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Saturday, 2 August 2008 22:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

fwiw i see any disagreement with my own opinions as trolling

-- latebloomer, Sunday, August 3, 2008 10:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

because if so i mean this in the best way possible: you are an interesting person

-- deeznuts, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:53 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 August 2008 06:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM

forksclovetofu, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

well that helped me procrastinate on wikipedia for 5 mins. thanks thread

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 4, 2008 12:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 4 August 2008 19:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

Funny if you've ever played Mario Party.

-- Mordy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 23:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

there are a lot of gays

-- gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

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and hippies

-- Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 July 2003 Bookmark Link

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

(ok thats two posts)

Ste, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 14:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

As a fan of New Radicals, you have me excited...to iTunes I go!

-- Tape Store, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

Man am I glad I'm reading this instead of sleeping

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^lol me too

RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 16:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

paranoid freakshow >> obtuse, lethal brat

― will, Saturday, September 13, 2008 1:08 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr Dorbius (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 13 September 2008 18:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

?

Meet the Feeble (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:41 (4 years ago) Permalink

where's the fucking nsfw this sucks

Surfboard Pre (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

this thread is stupid

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

go ahead and quote that!

s1ocki, Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

it's your loss, Morbs

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, September 17, 2008 9:38 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Fetchboy, Friday, 19 September 2008 03:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

s1ocki what wrong

crut (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 19 September 2008 06:19 (4 years ago) Permalink

XD :D 8^D imo

― you have been yellow carded by an actual referee (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 27 September 2008 08:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

btw if this is rick astley i'm gonna be pissed but i probably also have it coming

― omar little, Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:44 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BODY PROP (nickalicious), Saturday, 27 September 2008 17:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

itt a butt

(_(__|

― cankles, Thursday, May 10, 2007 3:24 AM

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Saturday, 27 September 2008 18:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

I hope thatt butt is why this thread is nsfw

Abbott, Saturday, 27 September 2008 23:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

there was this old, kinda hard-to-decipher graffiti in the dorm elevator, and i got all excited because i thought it said 'stop rockism.' Turns out it said 'stop racism.'

― Tape Store, Sunday, September 28, 2008 6:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

loooooooool

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 September 2008 22:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

deej, Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:03 (4 years ago) Permalink

good grief.

Ioannis is all "YAHHH TRICK YAHHH" (Ioannis), Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Whoa. I'm going to save this for repasting in other contexts.

― (libcrypt) (libcrypt) (libcrypt), Thursday, October 9, 2008 1:37 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

original dixieland jaas band (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Wonder why I'm so emotionally repressed? Ah well, back to listening to the entire back catalogue of the Wedding Present.

― Alan T, Wednesday, 8 May 2002 00:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 14:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

i have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread :(

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 October 2008 14:37 (6 minutes ago) [IP: 66.61.114.124] Bookmark

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

That sort of humble honesty is most certainly NOT in the spirit of ILX

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

haha

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 30 October 2008 03:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Like a girlfriend you've spent half a decade cheating on and emotionally abusing more or less with impunity coming to you and telling you that she's dumping you because she doesnt like your new aftershave or some shit.

― Windsor Davies, dinsdag 29 januari 2013 18:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

curious to release this the night before the superbowl

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 3, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ima go (DJ Mencap), Monday, 4 February 2013 08:54 (3 months ago) Permalink

I don't even trust people who are happy frequently

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:29 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2013 12:27 (3 months ago) Permalink

snarky privileged kids vs. hippy privileged kids. DILEMMA

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:01 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Sunday, 10 February 2013 15:09 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

"You're wrong because you're probably wrong because there has to be a way in which I'm right"

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Thursday, 7 March 2013 12:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

I don't know why I even bother.

― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:29 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fizzles, Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:44 (2 months ago) Permalink

nvm everything sucks

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, February 28, 2013 1:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 March 2013 21:15 (2 months ago) Permalink

you don't understand anything

― j., Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:34 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 02:43 (2 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

How long did it take your persona to transform into your staple character
― how's life, Monday, April 1, 2013

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

re: nardwuar but very applicable i think

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:32 (1 month ago) Permalink

I genuinely regret being part of what's becoming a dogpile on someone who confessed a strong reaction to a dumb song because of personal experience.
― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:26 (1 month ago) Permalink

sometimes it's fun to watch strangers getting pointlessly butthurt about things

― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 8:51 PM (6 minutes ago)

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:58 (1 month ago) Permalink

i copied and pasted that from the ILE board description so

veryupsetmom (harbl), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:02 (1 month ago) Permalink

lol i wonder how many times the board descriptions have changed since i last noticed

Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

that one has been there a fair while

Im am... gobsacked (electricsound), Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

was gonna say

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 April 2013 20:18 (1 month ago) Permalink

so I guess it's ok to start talking about how that innocent naked guy had a totally rockin' bod?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 19 April 2013 08:31 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they moved the azpilicueta next to me at work (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 April 2013 10:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 April 2013 17:30 (1 month ago) Permalink

ILX is antisocial media.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 8:06 AM

my mental killfile seems to be working (sleeve), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:28 (1 month ago) Permalink

otm

johnny crunch, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

is everyone drunk here

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:44 (3 minutes ago) Permalink

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:48 (1 month ago) Permalink

yeah that's a lovely piece. two lovers blows though.

― daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:16 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:20 (1 month ago) Permalink

i think i also became disenchanted with the method of literary analysis that i see so presently used. i think it goes like this, that you read a text carefully, but u look for repetitions, rhymes, echoes in the text, u see that structurally an element is repeated here but slightly differently there, u begin to theorize about why. u start to think about the energies of the text, right, how certain themes or motes or ideas get repeated - but not the same way! - and how it builds on itself. u get excited. u see an individual struggle between pierre and an assailant get interspersed between chapters of troop movements at the crimea. u read that pierre all of a sudden notices his hand, he uses his hand, and maybe 5 chapters earlier there was a metaphor about how the russian army was like that of a fist. u get excited! u write about it. it gets saved in a word doc, or on ilx.com. a week goes by, what do u remember of it? what does anybody remember of it? time to die.

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:33 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:34 (1 month ago) Permalink

i'm impressed by his presentism there

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:53 (1 month ago) Permalink

Str8 fire beautiful post, relate much to it

The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:55 (1 month ago) Permalink

that post is everything

Clay, Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:57 (1 month ago) Permalink

what reason is there to be nice to that asshole

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:13 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

i had no use for him

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:59 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

great post dayo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 26 April 2013 17:02 (4 weeks ago) Permalink

and yet no feelings of pride or achievement

― Mordy, Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Thursday, 2 May 2013 11:42 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

the real answer to this question is probably blood, jizz, and dead wasps

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 7:47 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

warm leveret (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 22:57 (1 week ago) Permalink

I knew my zing was valid

― charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:36 (1 week ago) Permalink


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