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If you're soooooooooo ashamed of yourself that you can't even bring yourself to ring a completely anonymous stranger who has no idea who the hell you are besides a name and number on a screen, a person you will never, ever meet who might even be in a different country from you for all you know depending on outsourcing, if you are that ashamed of your porn then why the hell did you look at it in the first place? Come on, be a freaking adult. And that kind of money! I mean I understand like the $5 a month places, I guess, but good lord dude just buy a couple DVDs!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess, but good lord dude just buy a couple DVDs!

Can 14 year olds buy porn DVDs?

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

call and report your card stolen. any charges to that account number will be bounced.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Can 14 year olds have (non-stolen) credit cards?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe his dad doesn't know he's got it yet

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, this is like sooooo 21st century, everyone wanks themself silly in front of their computer. i even email people to tell them. get over it lol. i'm so modern, i have no shame rofl.

― g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

"Tell you what, give me all your credit card details and I'll phone them up on your behalf.
-- Honest Billy D (butterybubble...), November 18th, 2005."

For some reason, this gave me a huge belly laugh.

― Mugged Outside the Jabberjaw, 1993 (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

If he's using his dad's then no worries, his dad will report credit card scam when he realizes and poof problem ends!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

poof problem? it's gay porn?

― g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

teh roffle

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahaha the sad thing is I bet it's totally run of the mill easily-gottenable porn. THAT'S why he's embarassed. He payed out the ass for, like, blondes rubbing their boobies together and nothing more.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

My god, you're a sympathetic lot!

"alpet", PHONE THEM UP AND CANCEL THE TRANSACTION. £20 per month = £240 per year. Imagine if someone gave you 240 quid cash right now to phone, you'd do it, right?

The CC people don't give a shit, really, I mean they probably field tens of call a day per operator at least. 1/2hr after you've called, the operator will have forgotten everything about the transaction, most likely.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

But five minute videos of, like, blondes rubbing their boobies together - FIVE minutes! Just imagine that! (xpost)

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

The CC people don't give a shit, really, I mean they probably field tens of call a day per operator at least. 1/2hr after you've called, the operator will have forgotten everything about the transaction, most likely.

and even if they don't and spend all day going "haha, that guy with the porn, hehehe" to their friend by the watercooler... take solace in the fact that they'll both go home later and tug one off onto their flatscreen. probably together.

― g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't understand that anyway, it strikes me that a five minute video is that weird length where it is either WAY too long (ie five minutes of blondes rubbing their boobies together seems like it'd end up in a complete zone out) or it's not long enough!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

If they were rubbing their boobies together in time with, say, "union of the snake", "the reflex", it would possibly be ok, though.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

some people look at still pictures! imagine that. how primitive. i want a high-tech wank.

― g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Not all their videos can be as good as "Girls On Film" (xpost)

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

they have 6 or 7 5-minute consecutive segments of each dvd, so if you just Play All then it becomes a half hour video.

― alpet, Friday, 18 November 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

OK, I looked at that torrentspy site, and there's 375 files in the category "music-progressive rock" (sorry dadaismus) has anyone d/l-ed their "rufus" torrent client, and is it ok? (meaning, will it fux0r my computer/fill it w/spyware etc)?

nb that the first file in the "progressive rock" category is the bloodhound gang, ew.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Why do you have a problem with admitting you pay for porn? There's nothing wrong with liking porn (and also paying for it). We're sexual human beings. Just tell them this company is doing the right time (giving you the ability to cancel your subscription). You rather pay for the rest of your life for something you no longer want than contact some person at a credit card company who knows shit about you and is not being paid to have an opinion on what you buy (or not buy). You're actually doing the company a service: warning them of a website that is not doing the right thing. It'll take ten minutes to do that phone call, do it cause it'll save you a lot of money.

Also, there's lots of porn available on Limewire. For free.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Just tell them this company is doing the right time

isn't doing the right thing of course.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have a problem admitting I pay for porn. But it was a certain kind of fetish site, with the details blatantly stated in the site's url.

― alpet, Friday, 18 November 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

cmon, just tell us already.

― g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Still pictures are 400x better than videos!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, who wants to have to phone tech support halfway through a shufty?

― g-clit (g-kit), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

if it was www.creditcardcompanyphonesupportwithshitontheirfaces.com I wouldn't call either.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have a problem admitting I pay for porn. But it was a certain kind of fetish site, with the details blatantly stated in the site's url.

You may as well tell us what it is because the reality cannot be any more perverse than that what we're imagining it is in our minds right now

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, it was fullyclothedpissing.com

Now can you see why I couldn't possibly say this to my credit card company?

― alpet, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, if you want that kind of thing, just go to a Black Eyed Pees show!

― Tweed as F*ck (kate), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Or just fucking ask Hari to piss himself!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, that certainly wasn't one of the ones I was imagining it was!

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Hari's thread kind of sprung to mid, didn't it.

Alpet, no-one is going to get too offended by that, and even if they do, fuck 'em. You are being ripped off here!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

dude, you gotta call them, if JUST to brighten up the day of the poor customer service sack on the other end of the line who does nothing but answer depressing, irate inquiries all day.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:22 (eighteen years ago) link

They won't be offended, they might be perplexed however

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel saddened Dan isn't here yet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

NOT WORK SAFE:

http://www.fullyclothedpissing.com/images/012.jpg

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

re: torrents, can you please share those 5 minute porns that you've been downloading for £20 a month?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

that url, while mildly amusing, is nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be. Don't worry about it, dude/dudette.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

what is up with everyone having pee fetishes lately? Has it come to this?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm a big fan of the ~15 minute ones on bit torrent stolen from commercial sites.

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

fullyclothedpissing.com
403 - Forbidden
Dear visitor,
you have reached this page, because you have requested file or location which you are not permitted to view.
But if you feel you did everything correctly and the advice above is of no use, please fill our customer support form and we'll try to help you.

Thank you

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh shit, you mean fullyclothedpissing are a scam?

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hang on. i haven't checked that link cos i'm at work. but if it's what i think it is.

how can it take 5 minutes?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to go and call someone... xpost

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, it was fullyclothedpissing.com
Now can you see why I couldn't possibly say this to my credit card company?

I checked it out. Seems like your regular porn site to me.

For all you know, the guy at the other end of the line likes to watch turtles poop on girls! So what! Why can't you say this? There's nothing illegal about it. You like people who pee on other people. Big *fucking* deal. :-) The only guilty one in this, is the website who doesn't enable you to cancel your subscription. *sigh* I know it's not the easiest thing to do, but still your shyness is costing you money. Add up all the money you are losing because of being unable to call the cc company!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

fullyclothedshitting.com

― bingo (Chris V), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Some conncection needs to be made between Torrents and fullyclothedpissing - by a funny person

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread has redeemed ilx.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

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"Dudes, this is totally made up, surely"

Yes, the billing name is innocuous. That's why I was asking in my original question whether it would be sufficient to ask for this billing name to be blocked or whether I'd have to be specific about the site the billing name was related to.

― alpet, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sure the billing name will be sufficient.

Also you should totally hit on the service rep after you've gotten everything cleared up.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I still think the salient question here is why are these video clips so long.

http://hometown.aol.com/cartoonsbychris/images/med013b%20diuretic.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 18 November 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is... wow.

― Dan (Turtle/Girl Scat Porn????) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh geez, yeah, they don't care what the site is! Like if you called and asked them to cancel a recurring monthly charge from, say, your wireless company, it's not like they'd start asking you which wireless plan you chose. The pissing is just the specific product, it's none of their business. (Haha unless your card comes with a purchase protection plan, or something, in which case I totally suggest that you call customer service and say you downloaded a bunch of videos and these girls pissed in your computer and now your computer got wet and won't work anymore -- also please god tape record that call and post it to ILX.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 November 2005 19:49 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

Dan Perry in being shocked, shockah...gentlemen our work is done.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

My brother's friend works in a bank. He says people come in all the time complaining about a porn site ripping them off. At first they act all aloof and finally they just get so frustrated that they're like, "FINE, it was a porn site, OKAY?" Like the bank gives a hoot.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The timing of the reveal of the site URL was pure genius.

― Dan (Bowing To The Comedic Master) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm pissing myself laughing. Quick, someone take a photo.

― moley, Friday, 18 November 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Porn sites are often also guilty of giving yoru computer spyware and viruses and stuff. You see, internet imitates nature. I say you should just call yoru credit card company and say your "pals" signed you up as a joke and now you can't cancel. Or say you thought it was a potty training video site for parents.

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 19 November 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

so i guess the lesson here is: don't subscribe to fullyclothedpissing.com, it's a hassle to cancel

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 19 November 2005 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

the lesson is "If you subscirbe to fullyclothedpissing.com, make sure you are the type who can make a long term commitment."

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder how many extra hits fullycloithedpissing.com has got as a result of this thread.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel hugely guilty for abusing mod priveleges to look who the thread starter was. So much so I might have to look at fullyclothedpissing.com to make myself feel clean again.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Oooh, Matt! Don't say such things! It makes me want to tickle you senseless until you tell me who it is.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

it wasn't me but that actually is bad, matt DC!!

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dear I hope it wasn't me!

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a site where you can download hundreds of 5-minute videos. I'm not aware of any decent free sites where you can do that.

Check out MyFreePaysite.com

TOns of long porn movies in wmv, quicktime and real video which is surprisingly THE BEST quality because it's so fast and I did not realize Real Video looks just like Quicktime quality these days. I've been stroking it to all sorts of babes, from amatuer to Hustler porn stars to Vivid porn stars to brazilian and asian babes. I have many different interests.

― Free Porn For Life, Saturday, 19 November 2005 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Doesn't you email get spammed to fuck after you join?

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Saturday, 19 November 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Ever hear of a throwaway gmail account?

― Free Porn For Life, Saturday, 19 November 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

it wasn't me either but i'm now a subscriber of fcp

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

What's weird is it says "after the sex" comes a golden shower, so do they have sex with all the clothes on or do the womens get fully nude, fully fucked, and then fully dressed before they are fully pissed on? Because I think it would suck to pay to watch people fuck with their clothes on just so I could see them get pissed on at the end.

― What a pisser, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Gosh, one of the sample pics on that site shows a woman weeing on a DVD player! WTF??

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

At least it's not plugged in.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

When I started reading this thread, I needed a pee, but just couldn't tear myself away from reading it. I didn't make it past "xxxpost slocki you mean that guy's taking the piss?".

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.fullyclothedpissing.com/images/thumbs/012.jpg

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 20 November 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Nothing says sexy like that facial expression.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

If only the name on the bill wasn't innocuous though. You could call up the Credit card company, and try to get them to say the name of the site, like:
"Hi, I want to cancel the $20 payment that comes out on the 12th of each month..."
And they'd have to go "Um, do you mean, um, *ahem* fullyclothedpissing?".

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Monday, 21 November 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Matt DC, I hope you're joking about checking who started the thread cos you should hand over your badge if you really did so. Very uncool.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 21 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, Matt, if you were joking, that was a terrible and irresponsible thing to do. But if you were not joking, FFS, please share with the class. ;-)

― The Damp Is Rising (kate), Monday, 21 November 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

sigh, it took me 5 months to stop a porn site from taking the monthly fee from my credit card, my first step was to go via their website. alas they never sent me any email reguarding my signup (which was very late at night in a very drug induced time) email to webmaster came back saying they dont have me on record, trying to put in some code never worked, and they did it so you had to enter two types of information and alas you could only ever get one, so no way of stopping it thur the website

Then was off to the banks, to9ld them the story, (short of porn site only because it is beside the point) had to fill out forms, but that was a hassel, as its wasnt a non recieved item and it wasnt a disputered transaction. i had to fill out the same form 3 times over a few weeks, i talked to 2 guys on the phone, and the while time every month the payemnt was still coming out. The bank said they couldnt contact them, and then finally after a few more month the payments stopped and visa gavem me back a few months from what the porn site took from me,

and the good news was that i was downloading full movies right up to the point where my subscription ended hahaha....

TIP for all you guys who dont know, sign up for every porn site, i mean yearly subscriptions, then go into the bank the next day tell them, that you have no idea what this is, it will take the banks months to stop it, you can keep using the porn site right up until the end and then you get your money back because you stepped up and said you dont know what this is right away :) easy hey, now i do it for fun, because visa always gives me the money back hahahah

― NBS, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link

why didn't you just cancel the card or say you'd lost it?

― um..., Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Fabulous thread. So did Matt DC really check out who the thread starter was?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 17 March 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link


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