Ask A Burrito

a BURRITO, do you ever stop and wonder if the atoms that make up your insides and or starchy exterior may once have belonged to a dinosaur?

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what effect do tasers have on burritos?

a burrito, this post troubles me

I am very proud of my little brother Taco! Given his obvious impediments, we didn't expect him to really get all that far in life, but that hard shell helmet he has to wear seems to have ingratiated him to a certain segment of the population. I, for one, am proud of them both because it makes me happy when compatible people find each other.

you're well aware I presume, being a burrito and all, that hard shell tacos are an abomination unto the LORD, and that actual tacos bear about as much resemblance to hard shell tacos as a burrito does to Mary, Queen of Scots?

i think with your references to scripture you are onto something, Mr. Smith - I believe that this post shows the Cain and Abel nature of the burrito-taco brotherhood. Much like in the Bible where Cain lies about knowing the whereabouts of his virtuous brother, a burrito lies about the taco's covering. Also, as in the Bible, Abel is most favored because he gives meat as an offering.

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so we have the all caps burrito whose sin is wrath, and we have this lowercase a burrito who is clearly guilty of envy ...

I'm gettin the fuck outta dodge if Lust Burrito shows up

what to speak of Wrath Burrito

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Because it's a "wet" burrito.

@d@ml (nordicskilla) wrote this on thread Kingfish is heading to SAN FRAN -- feb 27 -> Mar 3rd on board I Love Everything on Mar 9, 2004

and burritos!
@d@ml (nordicskilla) wrote this on thread Gareth in San Francisco: May 5th-9th on board I Love Everything on May 3, 2004

Burritos.
cutty (mcutt) wrote this on thread Personal Statements! on board I Love Everything on Oct 7, 2005

burritos!
cutty (mcutt) wrote this on thread Seriously, you guys, Happy Thanksgiving! on board I Love Everything on Nov 24, 2004

(Burritos!)
horseshoe wrote this on thread NOEL COWARD is Striding Down K-Street DC MCMXL The Centre for Professional Alcoholics on board I Love Everything on Apr 17, 2007

burritos!
@d@ml (nordicskilla) wrote this on thread "love" by ghostface vs. "family business" by kanye on board I Love Music on Apr 21, 2004

Burritos.
adam. (nordicskilla) wrote this on thread Noise Dude Life Anticipation Lists on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Aug 9, 2004

And burritos.
cutty (mcutt) wrote this on thread MY STAB AT BEING FANCY PANTS ART COLLECTOR. on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Nov 24, 2004

Burritos!
.ada.m. (nordicskilla) wrote this on thread EUROPEAN DANCE MUSIC IN AMERICA: A TREATISE BY SIMON REYNOLDS on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Jan 24, 2005

but...the burritos
cutty (mcutt) wrote this on thread The noise board musical on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Oct 14, 2005

burritos!

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle) wrote this on thread Far from experimental, but a real good time nonetheless. on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Oct 20, 2005

burritos
JW wrote this on thread INDIAN FOOD on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Apr 19, 2007

burritos?
teeny (teeny) wrote this on thread In praise of really great simple meals on board I Love Everything on Apr 5, 2004

bean burritos.
andy --- wrote this on thread Please pass the salsa! on board I Love Everything on Apr 3, 2006

Mmm, burritos.
Lion-O (nordicskilla) wrote this on thread NOISE BOARD PEACE TALKS on board Idiot Thread Repository on Oct 14, 2005

vegan burritos?
cutty (mcutt) wrote this on thread SHRIMP FOR LUNCH on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Nov 19, 2004

shrimp burritos!
james van der beek (dubplatestyle) wrote this on thread LET'S AGREE THAT WE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Feb 2, 2006

3. burritos
kingfish wrote this on thread On the Dole Again: A thread for out-of-work/unemployed/laid-off Ilxors in 2009 on board I Love Everything on May 2, 2009

free burritos are the bestest burritos

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen) wrote this on thread Thai Restaurants with Jokey Names on board I Love Everything on Apr 21, 2004

and "honkin' huge burritos"
That Girl (thatgirl) wrote this on thread Tina's Burritos: Classic or Dud? on board I Love Everything on Jul 9, 2003

What are these burritos you speak of?

kirsten (kirsten) wrote this on thread This right here is an attempt to find a food that we can all agree on (Part 4549) on board I Love Everything on Oct 22, 2003

Freeze pops and bean burritos.
luna (luna.c) wrote this on thread This right here is an attempt to find a food that we can all agree on (Part 4549) on board I Love Everything on Oct 22, 2003

I hate burritos.
gygax! (gygax!) wrote this on thread Best Staple Food on board I Love Everything on Oct 28, 2003

rice and bean burritos.
admrl wrote this on thread Things to do in San Francisco on board I Love Everything on Jun 18, 2008

burritos are delicious

JaXoN (JasonD) wrote this on thread The SF FAP Band Experience on board I Love Everything on Jan 25, 2004

i like burritos
Eisbär (llamasfur) wrote this on thread dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine on board I Love Everything on Jun 14, 2006

key-lime burritos
Casuistry (Chris P) wrote this on thread This is the Thread Where I say Pt 14: Don't Stop Til You Get Enough on board I Love Everything on May 18, 2004

Maybe it's time to make burritos!
deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry) wrote this on thread nyc: fancy a burgers and beer fap? (or grilled cheese if you don't eat burgers) on board I Love Everything on May 28, 2004

Is this place near FLYING BURRITOS?!?!?!
nickalicious (nickalicious) wrote this on thread Babies "backwards r" us on board I Love Everything on Jun 23, 2004

Burritos As Big As Your Head
sexyDancer wrote this on thread Chipotle sucks. on board I Love Everything on Sep 3, 2004

Burritos are too big

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I hate burritos.
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, October 22, 2003 2:26 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

I somehow missed that the proper way to fold a flag is exactly the same way as to properly make a paper football.

i can see how the celiac would not be so loving of the burrito,,,,,

i want to go to Guadalajara so bad right now.

dear burrito,

i had two enchiladas today. are you jealous?

Burritos are too big

...but they are quite small compared to burros.

dear burrito,

I ate you today, and you were fucking delicious. I take (most of) it back.

dear burrito,

is the 'breakfast' version of yourself a sibling, or more of a distant cousin? Either way, I have now decided I must devour one as soon as fucking possible.