mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

MUNI is legitimately a little confusing, but I wouldn't be worried about BART - it is designed for overfed berkeley idiots.

that is little consolation, as i am generally a complete retard when it comes to a lot of things in daily life.

ooh ruby you gotta try spicy thai kettle chips!

guys... should i quit (after i get paid) tonight? i don't have another job yet but i am kind of miserable.

I would say it's preferable to leave once you have something else lined up but if you're anything like me (and you have my sympathies if you are) you'll need the motivation that accompanies unemployment to actively get you looking for something.

if you can afford it/think you'll find something pretty quickly I would say jump. you deserve not to be miserable.

i am actively looking. nothing solid yet, but i also don't want to lead this guy on... because even if i don't have something immediately, i'll want to be out by mid-august, so it's good to give notice, right?

is your notice period a month? then yeah, now would probably be the time to hand it in. and best of luck to yez for the hunt.

my tow interviews this week came to nuffink. i can afford to be unemployed (without touching my savings) for another month.

spicy thai kettle chips!

otm

p.s. three weeks of not working and i am getting PHAT

;_;

I just generally feel crabby and not up to herding the kids into doing what they should be doing this afternoon. Blah.

in order to really get you rocking out with the junk food, we really need to get you into the frozen foods aisle, RR

for example i am eating scrambled eggs and sausage prepackaged by way of aunt jemima and it is RAD

pretty sure these eggs have never touched an actual chicken, which may be the secret to their success

yeah i haven't really explored the frozen foods section yet, may have to do that this weekend.

are you actually a vegan, because a word of warning would be that here in america we can find a way to hide pig fat in just about anything

Looking forward to Pistols at Dawn.

Though I am once again in the proccess of getting un-fat, I am really starting not to give a shit.

I'd rather enjoy a good steak and some potatoes or a polish wiener with a fried egg, bacon, and some cheese on it.

FUCK YEAH

Actually, everything in America is made out of corn and sugar, and a lot of that sugar is corn syrup.

NO, FOR SERIOUS

and corn is often made out of pig fat WHAT IS YOUR POINT

Mmmmmmm corn syrup is a major ingredient in Special K Bars, which I think I have made about 1,000 pans of in the last year. LOVE THEM. I don't care what is in them.

The best stuff that is made out of pig fat is bacon.

1) bacon should replace parsley as a garnish
2) all meats should be wrapped in bacon, including bacon
3) there exists a vendor called BACON FRIED BACON and I am ashamed that I have failed to go every time I've seen them at outdoor events

i share your shame. the state fair will be divided between bacon fried bacon and scotch egg on a stick and drunk

wait

bacon fried bacon sounds like bacon fried HEAVEN

also lol a friend of mine recently ordered a lettuce-based salad that was garnished with arugula in a Boston area restaurant; we all lolled

guys you should tear up raw bacon stripes & put them in with the ground beef next time you make burgers

no i'm not a vegan or vege at all, but bf is so out of respect, i am resisting eating big juicy steak/burger/etc. in front of him, even tho he keeps saying that he doesn't mind at all.

OIC well shit eat the hell out of some meat then yarrrrrr

I have got to find a sitter for the State Fair. I don't want my kids to eat all the bacon fried bacon.

I salute everyone. Hello everyone.

Guys, have I mentioned how this has been on my mind the whole week?

You mentioned it to me, not so much to others around here I don't think.

I haven't been following super closely, did they actually charge the guy they brought in or was he just questioned?

Brought in, charged, $1 million bail.

My god, how horrible and sad!

The murder, I mean, not the amount for bail.

nice cover, Aunt Scrooge

oh man Ned, is there no way to turn off the autogenerated links at the bottom?

I don't deny my bitchiness; I just don't usually take it out on dead people.

At least ones that I never met. I mean, REALLY.

oh man Ned, is there no way to turn off the autogenerated links at the bottom?

Jeez, good point. I hadn't even thought of that. I'll see what I can do.

how sad. :(

in lighter news, i saw matmos tonight!

Cool! I sat outside with friends and drank dacqueris (which I seriously cannot spell).

summer movie frenzy 08 continues with more episodes of art documentary and "Walk Hard: the story of Dewey Cox"

i am continuting my top modelness now. cntm cycle 2.

I am still waiting for Sweeney Todd to arrive, but am now afraid to watch it because something in it actually made John recoil.

There's really only one scene in it that's kind of grim and that scene is so ridiculous that it doesn't seem particularly real.

i still haven't watched it.

i am off to the beach for the day!!!

I will watch it from the safety of my treadmill. (Dan, if I fall off, I'm holding you responsible!)

I think we're finally going to take the kids to see Wall-E today.

Have fun at the beach, tza!

I am on a train. It is not moving. Boo. Need to get back for pirate puppet rock opera tonight!

I hope you get back in time for your fun plans! Wall-E was cute and now I'm making peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies. Once kids are in bed, I think we're going to watch tv... whoo hoo!

you guys, Sweeny Todd killed Sara

;_; rip sarcastic friend

;_; rip peanut butter chocolate chunk cookies

More for me. Oh wait.