Knew I should have got my masters in cockroach
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
princess peach
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Professional historical reenactor.
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― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
a bag of weed
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I am a professional bag of weed
a demigod
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
also demi-glace
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― ὑστέρησις (Sanpaku), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
something used
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
desire
runner
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
ascetic
midwife
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I said super mario brother already
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
drunk
and luigi's the other one
horse whisperer
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
pikachu
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link
pikachu forever
guillermo del toro
life
ILX regular
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
internet hardman
fresh milk
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
the nina the pinta and the santa maria
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
moss
― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
when is jaymc on jeopardy
masonry?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway the real answer is accountant. world's always gonna need accountants.
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
My dad got into being an accountant on that very premise and has spent most of his adult life not finding accounting jobs, and instead roofing houses and doing odd jobs and housing developmentally delayed adults for a stipend.
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I think he's spent 20% of his post-college life in the accounting field. (This includes the time he spends in April filing friends' taxes for a fee.)
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
xp hah! my mom has had an accountancy job for over 20 years despite, uh, some things which I probably shouldn't post on a public forum
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, but the profession changed alot and still does.
― Zeno, Friday, 23 July 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
My dad quit the IRS to raise ostriches, he is not the best career exemplar.
― mercy, sportsmanship, morality (Abbott), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
another answer is darkroom specialist/film processor
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
turntable repairman
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
tramp
― chuck entertainment cheese (crüt), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Sex worker
I feel like humanity is doing a great job in exploring new fetishes
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
tomorrow you are going to need to seriously learn how to crush a cassette in stilettos
― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
glassblower
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if the field of grave-digging will change too dramatically in the next several centuries
when I worked for L.A. County I would periodically see the listing for "grave digger" come up on the clipboard of county job listings. thought & still think "what a fuckin awesome job classification"
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
also a dope monster truck fyi
― I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAVED CHALK (jjjusten), Friday, 23 July 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Isn't the bulk of the grave digging done by machinery nowadays?
― Super Cub, Friday, 23 July 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
stand up comedian. (stand-up part anyway, and not the extraneous twittering and starring in judd apatow movies)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 23 July 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Welder
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Farrier
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link
^serious as shit answers btw
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Pretty sure that this will change as burial space runs out. Also, people are getting disinterred at a greater rate these days. I bet the gravediggers of yesteryear weren't digging very many bodies up.
― grab you by the boo-boo and don't let go (kkvgz), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and also better 'digging' tools
― Guru Meditation (Ste), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I just read the part in David Simon's HOMICIDE: A Life on the Killing Streets where they couldn't find some guy's body because it had been tossed into a mass grave down by a creek at the edge of the cemetery and it reminded me of the Burr Oak Cemetery scandal in Alsip (IL) last year. People be gettin' disinterred, for real.
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Friday, 23 July 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
oops it's a YEAR on the killing streetsyou know what i meant
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Friday, 23 July 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Love that book.
― Super Cub, Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link