another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

really? Which movies?

as Bob Dole said, "Stop lying about my record."

So do you guys think Armond was right about Vincere and Wild Grass?

YOU KNOW, MOVIES THAT DON'T MATTER

everything i've criticized him for, i've read.

really? Which movies?

haha well obviously...

but i was mostly thinking abt his winter's bone review that characterized it as "something new in movies: a 'country-noir' thriller."

i didn't read his vincere review. i did interview marco bellochio and write a feature about the film for my paper tho. it's possible to think more than one kind of movie is worthwhile.

you mean like The Girl on the Train and Despicable Me?

not... specifically...?

those were the exact two types of movies i was thinking it was possible to like

like, those two, in particular

im not even sure where this is going

Those are 2 AW favorites of this year. I'm just as irritated with his automatic-pilot rants as many of you, but he also thinks more than one kind of movie is worthwhile.

but you ppl only get upset at his "contrarian" takes on your beloved multiplex must-see-on-the-first-weekend shit, so what else is new

the special thing about a. white is not which movies he likes and dislikes but the offhand sweeping contempt at all the other shills and frauds who don't like and dislike what he does. a man alone!!

xp ha that's some kind of xp right there

(I'm not talking about s1ocki or even a non-English-language-film-hater like nrq)

Yeah, he is completely tiresome with the Anointed One stuff, no argument

but you ppl only get upset at his "contrarian" takes on your beloved multiplex must-see-on-the-first-weekend shit, so what else is new

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

like 'the hurt locker' iirc

but you ppl only get upset at his "contrarian" takes on your beloved multiplex must-see-on-the-first-weekend shit, so what else is new

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, July 21, 2010 11:56 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

u mean HIS beloved multiplex must-sees like transformers and GI joe?

even a non-English-language-film-hater like nrq

i've seen like three foreign-ass films in the last week, son

foreign 'ass films' dont count

... if he were a cheerful whacko instead of a rageaholic one one he'd be an ilx hero like terius nash or the struttin that ass guy

one of them had emmanualle beart true

but you didn't consider any "great" in the '00s

http://www.alliancevideousa.com/images/broken-record-765056.jpg

... if he were a cheerful whacko instead of a rageaholic one one he'd be an ilx hero like terius nash or the struttin that ass guy

― goole, Wednesday, July 21, 2010 12:02 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

people love ebert because hes nice not because hes got any great insight

and people hate armond cause hes a dick

^^^real talk

I like a dick who's consistent though.

*sniggers as he waits for joeks*

as long as they rise to the occasion eh

or are a head of their times.

and are very long and hard

this is like the fourth dick joke i've made on ilx today, btw :-/

always stick to what you know

always dick to what you know

Bunch of private dicks in here.

We're your private dicks, a dick for money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXSsseXKpzs

I really want to see Resident Evil Afterlife now, just to spot the deceptively dark homage to Demy's Umbrellas of Cherbourg.

Also: "This Resident Evil is superior to Avatar and Inception on every level"

Also: "This Resident Evil is superior to Avatar and Inception on every level"

― a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Thursday, September 16, 2010 1:38 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark

I doubt I'll agree with Armond on Inception, but Avatar....

When Alice is resurrected from her android state (“Thank you for making me human”), it confirms Anderson’s ingenuity as a life force.

Is he a Paul Thomas Anderson fan? I don't know how else to explain his not announcing that this Paul Anderson is so much better than that other Paul Anderson.

"Bad Bitcharama" is such a weird headline for a piece with one line describing the lead character and the rest blowing kisses to the man who "essayed" this movie.

That's just the new name for all his columns.

Rizov Rages

totalhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGthat resident evil review

Life As We Know It

Pretty amazing how he manages to pry his (pretty decent though I've not seen the film) review into a further diatribe on The Social Network and its relation to the Rutgers suicide.

We can’t pretend that anything is more important in film culture than the Internet humiliation-death of Rutgers University student Tyler Clementi taking place the same week as the media hype for The Social Network.

We interrupt this Katherine Heigl romcom review to bring you this pressing commentary...

Just posting this line from the Jackass 3D review for posterity:

Steve O’s Super Cocktail Bungee routine in a feces-filled port-a-john utilizes distance and trajectory in a way that recalls the great waterslide joke in Norbit (and should help rehabilitate that wonderful film’s unfair reputation).

hahahahahaha

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/GetOnMyComp_gm.jpg

Director Jeff Tremaine’s final 3D trick is a celebration with in-yourface explosions, wreckage and confetti.
It imitates the destruction of bourgeois materialism at the end of Zabriskie Point, then becomes an end-credits montage singling out each of the Jackasses alongside their nostalgic schoolboy photos. An accompanying Weezer tune, “Memories,” describes a longing for innocent carelessness. It’s an indulgence, but to understand it is to understand why the terrorists hate us and why Jackass 3D is also a political documentary.

oh i love tfg