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I didn't know cartoon cowboys played air guitar. I'm so confused now.

!!hi dudez!! how r we??

DOGTITS

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ITS ITR CLASSIC HOUR WEEKEND

omg i can not wait for weekend. when leaving today boss was like 'you don't have to leave early tomorrow right? like, you don't have anywhere to be?'

i am nervous he's gonna want me to stay til like forever or soemthing. p.s. i think i hate him?

Maybe he's hitting on you.

btw, I am OLD, but my mother still talks to me like I'm 15. I'm not sure how it is possible that I can be THIS old and still hate her half the time.

So let's put your boss and my mother in a cage match and see who wins.

shittouse, tza. whatta passive arsehole.

lol sara no middle aged gay man not hitting on me

work BLOWS

I would like to bridge time and space and have a massive bitch session on my lawn with you all, with booze.

AMEN

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xp tehresa, good that he's not hitting on you, but SOMEHOW EVEN MORE SINISTER NOW

yeah booze. man. i was home doing some other work (not for work) tonight. am missing booze night. but i don't think i'd make it out of bed for work tomorrow if i went out tonight anyway. ugh.

i miss booze so much right now but no drinking until after the life insurance physical for me (I am making up for this by not eating, yay)

I am supposed to be doing laundry and walking on treadmill, but I'm procrastinating by checking out this THREADS thing on youtube (because I've never seen any of it or heard of it outside of ILX and I feel like I'm missing out)

however soon my wife will be able to murder me for $$$$$$$$$ so yay

xp: SARA HOW DID YOU MISS THREADS?????? I saw that when it came out!

Then again my dad was kind of obsessed with "The Day After" so watching "Threads" was inevitable.

Dan, is your physical, like, TOMORROW? Or what do you think they're going to do to you that would reveal how much you drink?

They always just ask me and I tell them and it's all good. I'm sure Dr. S will be amused to hear that nursing school has caused me to drink far more than before...

wait what is threads?

I have never seen THE DAY AFTER, either.

We were just talking about all the stuff that scared us when we were kids last night (piranhas, quicksand). The tv was ALWAYS on at my house, so I have no idea how I missed these things. I was freaked by the idea of nuclear war, though.

Dan, is your physical, like, TOMORROW? Or what do you think they're going to do to you that would reveal how much you drink?

Basically, they're doing blood work. I was told not to drink the night before but, given the way things have been going, I am liable to attempt to drink an entire case of beer sometime this weekend (lol while I am on-call). I am avoiding this by avoiding all alcohol altogether. (unfortunately I am, as a side-effect, also avoiding all food altogether; stress, it's what's for dinner)

Well that makes sense. But I'm sorry you're so stressed that you can't eat. I hate it when that happens (seriously - that was me for most of May).

Okay, treadmill plus old Moonlighting episodes awaits. Maybe I will feel less murderous afterward.

<3 to you all, especially Dan and tehresa.

Also I'm sending good thoughts remy's way. AHEM

WE ARE WELL WILTER THANXS FOR ASKING

WUT HAPPENED TO PPLS PRINCE, I MISS THAT GUY??!

i will never leave u

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Why am I still awake? I'm going to go do some serious pillow worshipping.

Good night, all.

FIRE!!! FIRE!!!

Has anyone told Remy that he has to make his fuckwant known? If not, Remy you have to make your fuckwant known.

morning

TIME FOR THE SEXING

^^ ban this guy

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good morning itr

what shall i do today? i think i might walk all the way round lake merritt.

in the news: kettle brand bbq chips = awesome
hershey's milk choc w/ almonds and toffee chips = awesome
my bf = A++++++ awesome

go to berkeley bowl!

yeah.... i can't go anywhere that's not within walking distance cuz i am afraid of public transport (haven't been on it yet). yes, i know, i am a big baby for not figuring it out on my own, but i have a weird phobia about it :/

we went to berkeley last night, to book-hunt and eat. jordan found me two first edition raymond carver collections. so happy!

RR, I'm not sure I could get on the BART by myself and I've been on it lots of times in the past. And I have no culture shock excuse, really!

MUNI is legitimately a little confusing, but I wouldn't be worried about BART - it is designed for overfed berkeley idiots.

that is little consolation, as i am generally a complete retard when it comes to a lot of things in daily life.

ooh ruby you gotta try spicy thai kettle chips!

guys... should i quit (after i get paid) tonight? i don't have another job yet but i am kind of miserable.