zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Thank god!

Aimless, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

also, she has a doppleganger who once kissed a girl + liked it.

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

ugh so not the same

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

ugh

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 17:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

I kno, it's a heartbreaker to find out teh indie chick u love looks exactly like the popular girl u hate

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 17:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

actually, she doesn't, even tho there is a strong resemblance. perry's face is all sorts of fucked with regard to proportion, it's like her eyes are 2 close together or her features are scrunched or something. not cute, and her style is even stupider

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

i dunno if zooey gets to be indie in a meaningful way after starring in 'the happening'

she is prettier than katy perry tho

j/k lol simmons (history mayne), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

Mordy, Monday, 5 July 2010 18:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

bigger boobs

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

Russell Brand v. the guy from that indie band

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

some serious narcissism of small differences to say that Perry is substantively different in either looks or style from zooey

― Mordy, Monday, July 5, 2010 7:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

not really. zooey's fey and trendy shtick strikes me as quite different from perry's over-effort in the vein of bold fashion, and the proportion of perry's features is much more out of whack than zooey's.

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

and i don't even like zooey deschanel, just sayin!

janice (surm), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

the true doppelganger:

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 5 July 2010 18:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

how had I not noticed that our Zooey looks scarily similar to Sean Young in Blade Runner, when Sean Young in Blade Runner was my #1 girl when I was about 15 and Zooey is there or thereabouts now?

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 00:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

I prefer Selma Blair's face over Zooey's

I think it comes down to fox eyes vs. doe eyes

Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is incredible looking. Zooey is alright.

nate woolls, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:26 (3 years ago) Permalink

i watched tinman this week and zooey look like a muppet the whole time

sleepingbag, Sunday, 7 November 2010 01:27 (3 years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair looks like a young Kris Kardashian in that pic, ha.

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

she looks like an old selma blair in most everything else tbh

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

ey take it to the Selma Blair thread you lot. Oh that's right, there isn't one becuz she's no Zooey.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

That's the worst photo of her I've ever seen.
― milo z (mlp), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:03 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

SRSLY, she looks like Margot Kidder or something there.
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, September 15, 2006 12:04 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark


craziness! I will agree that the pic at the top of the thread is somewhat unrepresentative, but still totes flattering. plus I kind of like that it looks different from normal zooey; every time this thread gets bumped, I come in here all fired up to talk shit abt her quirkycutes, and instead I'm just like WOAH

quique da snique (bernard snowy), Sunday, 7 November 2010 02:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

I must admit, the crush was so on after first seeing her as the counter girl in the Good Girl. Great role.

the bhagavad geeta (rip van wanko), Sunday, 7 November 2010 03:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

wkiw

I wouldn't drop acid w/ her tho b/c her eyes would probably go all 'Precious Moments' & that would be hard to deal with.

so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 06:24 (3 years ago) Permalink

selma ftw

OTMFM

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

Had forgotten about this:

Your cousin, Marvin Cobain (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

Every time I see a picture of Ben Gibbard I am like, "how how how why why why" all over again.

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 21 February 2011 19:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ben Gabbneb

buzza, Monday, 21 February 2011 19:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

never saw that video. so young!

Nhex, Monday, 21 February 2011 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Sitcom in the fall on FOX:

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

(Looks terrible, but whatever.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.

mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?

tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Squirrel Police is such a choad.

I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

This looks dire.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

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Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

i wonder if she's shaved.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

x-post

:I

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

im awful today.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

i need some ass.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg

my x-posts keep getting messed up!

i give up

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (2 years ago) Permalink


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