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xp lol, I'm familiar. It doesn't get less funny to me over time, either.

Pull her hair.

Somehow the pulling her hair technique worked for FB, but I'm not sure it would work for anyone else.

i know im gonna get zinged for this but thats actually really good advice

I could seeing it work if you didn't pull her hair too hard, and if you did it in a very friendly/teasing/jokey way.

I could see it working if you and she are both eight.

and in that case "TIME FOR THE SEXING" should be roared by neither party

xp You need to be in a classroom, learning arithmetic. Arrange to sit behind the object of your affection.

Be careful not to get sent to the principal's office, as this is a sure killer of romance.

aaand theres the zing

srsly i will defend the hairpull till i die, just grab the spot around the nape of the neck & pull down then let go

if she's into you sexually its sexy if she's into you affectionately its affectionate

cant miss move

Step 1: Pretend to eat her toes like they are sausages. Make exaggerated eating and slurping noises.

Step 2: Sing children's songs in tri-tone while staring through her. Keep your mouth slack; if you drool, THIRD BASE.

xpost I do think it could work, but I think you'd have to be super confident to pull it off. Also, I can only envision it working if she has a ponytail.

Step 3: Put your dick in that box. xp

IT WORKS

Have you tried a simple spanking?

how complicated can spanking be?

Is that a GIS you really want to see?

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One of the silver linings to unemployment is that there is no such thing as NSFW.

is you are worried about ear plugging, make sure to lick your thumb first so you can play it off like 'lol i wet willied you! would you like to see my other wet willie???'

"...Why is it already wet? Ew."

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I didn't know cartoon cowboys played air guitar. I'm so confused now.

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ITS ITR CLASSIC HOUR WEEKEND

omg i can not wait for weekend. when leaving today boss was like 'you don't have to leave early tomorrow right? like, you don't have anywhere to be?'

i am nervous he's gonna want me to stay til like forever or soemthing. p.s. i think i hate him?

Maybe he's hitting on you.

btw, I am OLD, but my mother still talks to me like I'm 15. I'm not sure how it is possible that I can be THIS old and still hate her half the time.

So let's put your boss and my mother in a cage match and see who wins.

shittouse, tza. whatta passive arsehole.

lol sara no middle aged gay man not hitting on me

work BLOWS

I would like to bridge time and space and have a massive bitch session on my lawn with you all, with booze.

AMEN

xpost

xp tehresa, good that he's not hitting on you, but SOMEHOW EVEN MORE SINISTER NOW

yeah booze. man. i was home doing some other work (not for work) tonight. am missing booze night. but i don't think i'd make it out of bed for work tomorrow if i went out tonight anyway. ugh.

i miss booze so much right now but no drinking until after the life insurance physical for me (I am making up for this by not eating, yay)

I am supposed to be doing laundry and walking on treadmill, but I'm procrastinating by checking out this THREADS thing on youtube (because I've never seen any of it or heard of it outside of ILX and I feel like I'm missing out)

however soon my wife will be able to murder me for $$$$$$$$$ so yay

xp: SARA HOW DID YOU MISS THREADS?????? I saw that when it came out!

Then again my dad was kind of obsessed with "The Day After" so watching "Threads" was inevitable.

Dan, is your physical, like, TOMORROW? Or what do you think they're going to do to you that would reveal how much you drink?

They always just ask me and I tell them and it's all good. I'm sure Dr. S will be amused to hear that nursing school has caused me to drink far more than before...

wait what is threads?

I have never seen THE DAY AFTER, either.

We were just talking about all the stuff that scared us when we were kids last night (piranhas, quicksand). The tv was ALWAYS on at my house, so I have no idea how I missed these things. I was freaked by the idea of nuclear war, though.

Dan, is your physical, like, TOMORROW? Or what do you think they're going to do to you that would reveal how much you drink?

Basically, they're doing blood work. I was told not to drink the night before but, given the way things have been going, I am liable to attempt to drink an entire case of beer sometime this weekend (lol while I am on-call). I am avoiding this by avoiding all alcohol altogether. (unfortunately I am, as a side-effect, also avoiding all food altogether; stress, it's what's for dinner)

Well that makes sense. But I'm sorry you're so stressed that you can't eat. I hate it when that happens (seriously - that was me for most of May).

Okay, treadmill plus old Moonlighting episodes awaits. Maybe I will feel less murderous afterward.

<3 to you all, especially Dan and tehresa.

Also I'm sending good thoughts remy's way. AHEM