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punchline but why?

Don't mention de Boer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Steps man joins Norwegian trio in response (4)

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

xxp q=queue

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't think it was that funny tbh xp

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

oh dear this is a worrying trend

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

punzzles

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

crossword chuckles

Adge Cutler & the Özils (NickB), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

anagroans

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

quiptic

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Norwegian Mum turns up nothing, really.

(6)

i got nuthin. better be funny tho

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 2 July 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

its a bit shit really. ILX-specific, probs too cryptic, and not funny. soz.

hongro

thomp, Sunday, 4 July 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i dinnae get it

Spooner doesn't have a landline in his lodging, but it won't stick in his craw (8, 6)

postcards from the (ledge), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

---e---- f-----

postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:13 (thirteen years ago) link

wireless fsomething

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

nah

postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ok i can't take this rejection, you need to appreciate the brainstorm ideas i bring to the table and end this little dictatorship thing you've got going on imo

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

you need to up your game son, these half-formed excuses for solutions do no-one any favours

four of your letters aren't all bad tho fyi tbh fwiw

postcards from the (ledge), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

boneless fillet ?

boneless I'm sure of

Puyol Live in a Yellow Submarine (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, got to be, phoneless billet. Nice one ledge :-)

ailsa, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

or something, never seen the show meself

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 9 July 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

it's the LV dude does the cryptic 'supergenius' (ie cryptic) crosswords fwiw

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 July 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link

might as well put this here eh

Angel horsing around? Take her out for karaoke (9)

postcards from the (ledge), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

stumped badly here tbh

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

singalong

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

^

postcards from the (ledge), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

anagram of angl osing (angel horsing with 'her' taken out)

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

v good

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So I went on holiday and did a ton of these? Here are the clues where even after reading the answer I don't get it, can anyone explain?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

go on

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Potter's finest work is to encourage Formosan aggression (8,5)

Confined next to a bull (5)

Writer's well after visit - Theo left to think positive (6)

Morbid fear one hates to have (6)

A singularly heavy blow given in embarrassment (4)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT I just got #3

Another one instead: Pillar of some mark to compositors (7)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Answers in rot13:

rttfuryypuvan
vaare
vaxcbg (guvf vf gur bar V trg abj)
cubovn
bare
boryvfx
(translator here: http://tools.arantius.com/rot13 )

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

ok let's get to work

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

(Actually I'm back to not getting the third one, I get the simple definition but the cryptic bit *still* makes no sense)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ettfuryypuvan spells out 'to encourage attack on state not beloved of taiwan' formosan aggression, also a delicate type of pottery

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

vaare darts term

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Confined next to a bull = inner. The inner is the ring next to the bull in archery. Presume also inner = confined, sort of. Inner rage, that sort of thing?

The rest, cannot really explain. Not even the one you worked out. Have horrible explanation for this first, but it's really bad

Xpost, yeah, like what darragh just said

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

vaxcbg i only get the first part, the simple bit tbh

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

the first, not this first. There's no way on God's green earth I'd have got it though, rather than just fitting an explanation to an already-solved clue.

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

'morbid fear one hates to have' is hardly cryptic at all tbh, not a good clue in that overthinking it would put you off imo

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

singularly heavy blow- CONKERS BABY

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"given in embarrassment" though? These are horrible, btw.

ailsa, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice work on vaare.

rttfuryypuvan is outstanding work - how is anyone supposed to get that? I kept looking to make 'Peter Rabbit'

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

boryvfx - term for a piece of kit one kept in the lower half of a compositors type case.

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(They're from the Daily Telegraph 1986 fwiw)

What is 'one hates to have' doing, though? I agree it could be nothing.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link


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