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How could that NOT help?

John is always so willing to step up to the plate and lend a helping hand for this type of occasion.

his hand would not be wholly welcome

hand on the knee as a first move is pervstyle if not done at perfect time, arm over shoulder is classic & she will understand if shes at all attracted to you

just gotta go for it

you also have to WHISPER 'time for sexing', thats key

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

in all seriousness tho the key is to do the arm over shoulder as a hey budddy! kinda thing then see what follows from there

a hey buddy! arm over the shoulder, when executed by yours truly, lord of smoothness, will probably end with me plugging her ear with a misplaced thumb.

Hey, that could have its own charm.

Provided you don't do any permanent damage.

step 1)drink
step 2)have her drink
step 3)say something that makes her laugh
step 4)put your arm around her like she's a bro
step 5)cut a hole in the box

How could she possible miss the message after step 5?

you could always practise with ariane. i have not made it to step 5 yet.

i cant get that bitch out of her goddam living room

sara, if you werent familiar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

hope that gives you more lolz than the salvia clips

If you can rip your shirt off Hulk Hogan style and shout "IT'S TIME FOR SEXING" and that works

I'm trying to imagine Remy doing this and it is a vision.

a vision of AWESOME

i would probably sprain my wrists and suffocate on the collar

xp lol, I'm familiar. It doesn't get less funny to me over time, either.

Pull her hair.

Somehow the pulling her hair technique worked for FB, but I'm not sure it would work for anyone else.

i know im gonna get zinged for this but thats actually really good advice

I could seeing it work if you didn't pull her hair too hard, and if you did it in a very friendly/teasing/jokey way.

I could see it working if you and she are both eight.

and in that case "TIME FOR THE SEXING" should be roared by neither party

xp You need to be in a classroom, learning arithmetic. Arrange to sit behind the object of your affection.

Be careful not to get sent to the principal's office, as this is a sure killer of romance.

aaand theres the zing

srsly i will defend the hairpull till i die, just grab the spot around the nape of the neck & pull down then let go

if she's into you sexually its sexy if she's into you affectionately its affectionate

cant miss move

Step 1: Pretend to eat her toes like they are sausages. Make exaggerated eating and slurping noises.

Step 2: Sing children's songs in tri-tone while staring through her. Keep your mouth slack; if you drool, THIRD BASE.

xpost I do think it could work, but I think you'd have to be super confident to pull it off. Also, I can only envision it working if she has a ponytail.

Step 3: Put your dick in that box. xp

IT WORKS

Have you tried a simple spanking?

how complicated can spanking be?

Is that a GIS you really want to see?

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-- konark, Tuesday, February 6, 2007 3:37 AM (10 months ago)

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One of the silver linings to unemployment is that there is no such thing as NSFW.

is you are worried about ear plugging, make sure to lick your thumb first so you can play it off like 'lol i wet willied you! would you like to see my other wet willie???'

"...Why is it already wet? Ew."

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I didn't know cartoon cowboys played air guitar. I'm so confused now.

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ITS ITR CLASSIC HOUR WEEKEND

omg i can not wait for weekend. when leaving today boss was like 'you don't have to leave early tomorrow right? like, you don't have anywhere to be?'

i am nervous he's gonna want me to stay til like forever or soemthing. p.s. i think i hate him?

Maybe he's hitting on you.

btw, I am OLD, but my mother still talks to me like I'm 15. I'm not sure how it is possible that I can be THIS old and still hate her half the time.

So let's put your boss and my mother in a cage match and see who wins.

shittouse, tza. whatta passive arsehole.