Dane Cook is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy.

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PERTINENT QUESTION: ARE YOU, IN FACT, FAT?

BECAUSE CHAKI IS ACTUALLY MEXICAN.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 July 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone this sensitive to words shouldn't be discussing stand-up comedy in the first place

omg he really said it

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"I AM ONLY 147 LBS"

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

though probably not a child molestor, i'm guessing.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, but what if he's 4 feet tall?

CHUBSTOCK.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Every time this thread gets revived it is 100% classic.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(and for christ's sake, I'm 147 lbs!)

Are you 5'2"?

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(x-post)

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, and I'm the abusive one...

Look, I'm willing to be the bigger man here and apologize for my remarks offending you and anyone else. You, however, seem to not recognize that your remarks offended me, so whatever, I just don't feel like being involved in this hypocracy anymore. So, I apologize, I spoke out of anger and I shouldn't have.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I wasn't offended, I just think you're a moron.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Feeling is mutual.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

just a bit of racism, let's be cool

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Whatever, if you're not going to take this seriously, that's fine.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread is funnier than dane cook.

― La Monte (La Monte), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

True dat.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.randomimage.us/files/436e66cff0956.gif

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway a that sucks that dane cook stole those jokes from louis ck

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Lucky Louie has gotten pretty good.

― Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

But I once heard Louis CK call McDonald's "Mickey-D's", clearly a Cook-ism. Okay I can't get over the BK thing sry.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh fuck you, Chaki.

-- Jay "22/M/147lb" Blanchard (mperpetua) (webmail), January 8th, 2005 1:37 PM. (link)

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

lol is that for real?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

wow/oah! this thread!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Saturday, 29 July 2006 06:54 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, this thread

I don't really have anything against Dane Cook.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 July 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone this sensitive to words shouldn't be discussing stand-up comedy in the first place, and anyone who can't see that there's no such thing as a hierarchy when it comes to insults is an idiot.

This is the point where I realized something was drastically, horribly wrong.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 July 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, yeah. This thread got way too fucking insane, didn't it? Which is a shame because earlier in this thread I'd have thought I'd found my people, what with the anti-Carlos Mencia thing going on. I can't explain in words just how much I hate Carlos Mencia, though the general idea has been proposed before by the people who shared their anti-Mencia POVs upthread. I don't know enough about Dane Cook to comment on him; the only thing I know is that he's apparently some kind of teen idol type the girlies today like to crush on. Sounds less damaging that Mencia's POS bigotry. That half-German, half-Honduran nitwit...grrr.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 29 July 2006 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The idea that Dennis Leary is better than Bill Hicks is making me "roffle."

Some thread here.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 July 2006 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

jay just made explicit what everyone on this board thinks re: mencia

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 29 July 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you have the idea of 'speaking truth to power' wrong.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 July 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned, shut the fuck up for once, please.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 29 July 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

So you could hear Jay talk some more and whisper sweet nothings in your ear? Pobrecito.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 July 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't speak Spanish to me, honky.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The idea of Ned murmuring consoling Spanish nothings is so much more comedic than any of the people mentioned up-thread.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ok jay you can fuck with me and call me all the racial slurs you want but your fatal mistake was insulting my girl. i can post the pics of your cosplay lovin girlfriend i just saw right now dressed up as a superdeformed lara croft or a rather large sally from nightmare before xmas but you know what ill be the better man and keep them to myself. ahh myspace. you two are going to have beautiful role playing large anglo dream kids one day. :)

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Saturday, 29 July 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, man. You ain't kiddin.

― Marmot 4-Tay: I'll sip from his well without hesitation. (marmotwolof), Saturday, 29 July 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Look, I'm willing to be the bigger man here...

-- jay blanchard (kinojay3...) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 8:04 PM. (jay blanchard)

well you are the bigger man. i mean, we're talking huge.

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys know he's been banned, right? are you getting the last word in or something?

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

my bad "you guys", i made a terrible poorly-timed joke on the dane cock thread

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/26/timzaccheo.jpg

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 30 July 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/49/167458271_81d7e69749.jpg

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ha de-evolution in action!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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― gear (gear), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

myspace is creepy.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 30 July 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

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― gershy, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god this thread.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 8 March 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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