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Another site of regrettable band photos. The link was mailed to me under the header "Our Band Could Be Your Busboys."

j.lu, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mea culpa; this should be the correct link.

j.lu, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

7 years pass...

REVIVE!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 19 April 2010 17:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

What puppet show is that?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 19 April 2010 17:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

This one's not doing Grizzly Bear any favors, given my already low estimation of their coddly, indie-comfort-food music:

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

OMG:

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 30 April 2010 14:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Captain Ahab, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

The guy on the right looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

"Last month, Perfume Genius (otherwise known as Seattle songwriter Mike Hadreas) released Learning, an album full of shaken, wounded reveries."

― Pfork

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

He doesn't look nearly shaken or wounded enough.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 23:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

The worst.

chromecassettes, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

I <3 those guys' music but motherfuckers need to take a fucking shower.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 06:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

I like to imagine some really droopy boobs are below the bottom of that perfume genius photo

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 07:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I feel truly sorry for Robin Gibb here. Poor kid.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 05:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

I <3 those guys' music but motherfuckers need to take a fucking shower.

I have to give them credit for being three of the most anonymous looking dudes out there. Good way to avoid stalkers.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost

natural selection mayne

fuck ya law! (Spinspin Sugah), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whats wrong with the Jonsi pic? :/

Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 06:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

margana (anagram), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 07:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

xxxxp from Simon Napier-Bell's book 'You Don't Have To Say You Love Me':

The lead singer had protruding teeth and a high warbly voice. He was generally known around the music business as the singing goat and one TV producer went to enormous lengths to send the whole thing up. Under instructions from Robert (Stigwood, the group's manager) to produce a beautiful artistic image of the group, the director placed his cameras on the singer in close-up profile, then he shot the rest of the group in miniature, in a pool of light in the distance. They were framed by the singer's open mouth, with the goaty teeth protruding over the small background figure like an awning over the tables of a French street cafe.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 07:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

I DON'T 'RAP' (Pillbox), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 08:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

wilter, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 08:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Animal Collective: The Movie...

Starring Zach Galifianakis as Geologist....Winona Ryder as Panda Bear...and the guy who plays Osacr on The Office as Avey Tare...

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

anjelica huston is in a metal band now

goole, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

local rag is trying to convince me to listen to these jokers:

Darin, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Oh hey, your country has it's equivalent of Mumford & Sons:

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

They could get together and swap mandolin tips!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

need to open a lute/old timey hat store asap

Darin, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 20:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Frightened Rabbit:

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 26 August 2010 22:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

Man, that band looks like it needs some exercise.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 August 2010 00:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

are there any indie bands who've forgone the oblig staging of (completely unremarkable singer) foremost, other members aligned due to some coefficient of instrument played/stature/idiosyncracy?

nakhchivan, Friday, 27 August 2010 01:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

I thought it had long been standard to deemphasize the charismatic singer/frontman in the photo as a kind of fuck you to celebrity. Maybe that was more true in my college days though.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Like Fugazi photos often have Joe Lally, the most introverted band member, in front or at least sharing the front.

Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Frightened Rabbit, or Faith + 1?

Evan, Friday, 27 August 2010 01:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

Evan, Friday, 27 August 2010 01:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I thought it had long been standard to deemphasize the charismatic singer/frontman in the photo as a kind of fuck you to celebrity. Maybe that was more true in my college days though.

― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 August 2010 02:33 (1 hour ago)

true but that was a reaction to a long established protocol for diffidently conveyed hierachy, which now seems to have been restored

some do it more subtly than others

nakhchivan, Friday, 27 August 2010 02:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

all bands should look like that.

rage for the machine (banaka), Friday, 27 August 2010 03:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

The Wiggles?

Evan, Friday, 27 August 2010 04:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

the decemberists

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

They all look vaguely embarrassed to be there.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

except for the one holding the flowers

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

wow, that's some serious moon face he's got there

B-Boy Bualadh Bos (ecuador_with_a_c), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

saw decemberists pic on a rare visit to pfk and thought of starting/reviving a 'terrible looking indie band' thread, so yeah

nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

'how do we get the requisite emphasis on lead singer/songwriter without it seeming ~too~ obviously hierarchical?'
'is that srsly necessary? that's some serious moon face he's got there'
'yeah i dunno,.....just get him to hold some, like, candy canes, or a broken ragdoll'
'flowers it is'

nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Beardo #1 looks like a veteran surfer, beardo #2 looks like a university professor, beardo #3 looks like a comic book writer.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol i can get behind that

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

beardo 3 looks like a douchebag

Yeah, there's an ass for that. (chrisv2010), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

He does if you cover over guy-with-flowers.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 9 December 2010 19:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Chick is longingly staring at fields of alfalfa.

Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Elevator conversation yesterday, circa 5pm:

Guy from neighboring office: so what are you listening to
Me: Mobb Deep. Because it's cold and rainy.
Guy: Ever heard of the Decembrists?
Me: um, yeah I know who they are. They're from Portland.
Guy: Well, I used to manage them.
Me: Really? Why did they fire you?
Guy: Well, I let them go. This is back when they were a jam band.

"Information by surprise" is even legal in Sweden (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 9 December 2010 19:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

all the guys do actually

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:57 (8 months ago) Permalink

The Tontons look like they're dressed up as whIte people for Halloween.

LaMonte, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

somehow I find the tontons likeable in that photo

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

Nothing wrong with a good Christmas Jumper, in my opinion.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

my five second impression is that they're slightly amateurish but promising indie pop who might stand out from similar bands thanks to a superior flair for melody.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

from spotify, I mean, not the photo

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

Also, that link seems to miss the point that half of those acts were almost certainly INTENTIONALLY making themselves look ridiculous.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

Also, that link seems to miss the point that half of those acts were almost certainly INTENTIONALLY making themselves look ridiculous.

― emil.y, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 5:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

failure to get this sort of thing = innocuous thing that makes me irrationally angry

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

More like all of them... I don't see a single "unintentional" image among those.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

(x-post)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

I realise that with some of them, the writer is laughing at a different thing/in a different way to what the intention of the artist was, but with others it is pretty clear that the band are meant to be mocking themselves in exactly the same manner that the writer is laughing.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:21 (8 months ago) Permalink

my five second impression is that they're slightly amateurish but promising indie pop who might stand out from similar bands thanks to a superior flair for melody.

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from spotify, I mean, not the photo

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, i thought your post was some sharp semiotics at work.

Right or wrong, It's the truth! (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:46 (8 months ago) Permalink

tontons picture is great, love the sweater

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:53 (8 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 14 January 2013 10:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

guy on the right didn't get the email

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 January 2013 10:05 (5 months ago) Permalink

they look like they're waiting for school detention

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

teacher: "During this detention, each of you has to write an essay on the subject 'Why I Shouldn't Make Unfortunate Band Photos'."

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:41 (5 months ago) Permalink

haha yeah it's The Breakfast Club.

Sailor-neighbor of Chaucer's wife (Tubby) (Dan Peterson), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:43 (5 months ago) Permalink

L-R: Brian (the 'brain'), ?, ?, ?, Andrew (the 'jock')

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:45 (5 months ago) Permalink

Nah, they're all preppy except the jock, you don't get the brain or the weirdo in there.

emil.y, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:08 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

oh christ

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 22:57 (3 months ago) Permalink

looooooooooooool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:00 (3 months ago) Permalink

hutch looks like he's wearing the national costume of australia in some sort of alternative reality where it's a former spanish colony

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:08 (3 months ago) Permalink

dunno what the guy with the clown boots is supposed to be though

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:08 (3 months ago) Permalink

is that garry gary beers? I always got him confused with one of the farrisses

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:09 (3 months ago) Permalink

That's Tim Farriss. GGB has his arm around him.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:13 (3 months ago) Permalink

Tim sort of looks like an action figure.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

(from the dumbest action franchise ever)

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:14 (3 months ago) Permalink

[in a Lenny from Mice and Men voice] I AM A RACE CAR DRIVER

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:20 (3 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

http://www.vanswarpedtour.com/bands/

skip, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 18:56 (2 months ago) Permalink

The number of spacers on that page is something to behold.

SongOfSam, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 20:23 (2 months ago) Permalink

wtf

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 23:13 (2 months ago) Permalink


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