too horrible for words, esp. the cap.
― piscesboy, Sunday, 15 December 2002 02:37 (10 years ago) Permalink
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― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:05 (10 years ago) Permalink
I really only put a KJ one in there to piss off Alex so he'd call me a cretin.
― Tom Millar (Millar), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:06 (10 years ago) Permalink
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― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 15 December 2002 17:58 (10 years ago) Permalink
I love the King Crimson one, as jarring as it is. I also love..er...LOVELESS. I think it's the perfect visual accompaniment to the album (it looks like it sounds).
Tom Millar must be smitten repeatedly with a mallet, once again, for citing the Joke (not least a cover I happen to love...is Jaz laughing, crying, having a spazz out? Why aren't the boys behind him reacting?)
Black Sabbath's PARANOID's cover is so bad that it's wonderful.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 December 2002 18:05 (10 years ago) Permalink
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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:11 (10 years ago) Permalink
In this case, both the album and the cover were dire.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:13 (10 years ago) Permalink
― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Monday, 16 December 2002 01:36 (10 years ago) Permalink
Icy Hot Stuntaz about 10 years early. No Joke.
Sonic Force "Do It Like This/Give Some Pump 12"" 1992, Rip'n Records.
― tylero, Monday, 16 December 2002 02:06 (10 years ago) Permalink
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― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:54 (10 years ago) Permalink
"For those of you about to nap, we salute you!"
― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 October 2010 18:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
I wish I could retroactively sb the person who nominated Daydream Nation
― groovy-otter.gif (corey), Sunday, 10 October 2010 18:56 (2 years ago) Permalink
^ this is pretty tasteless yes?
― Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.chartattack.com/files/inline-images/BannedCovers/03.jpg
RIP
― life should have a slow-moving fan (Lee626), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
― life should have a slow-moving fan (Lee626), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
No butcher cover yet?
― life should have a slow-moving fan (Lee626), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Basie cover looks like a cheap gray-market knockoff of this classic (with the no-less-offensive cover):
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
― jer.fairall, Monday, 12 September 2011 05:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
HAT.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
That's a great album cover, by the way.
I do kind of like his mad expression and the concentric way his 'tache droops with the same degree of curvature as his HAT is drooping, but overall, um...
― Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
He looks like a Conehead
― life should have a slow-moving fan (Lee626), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
He looks like he is having a spiritual moment, which he probably is because he is DAVY GRAHAM.
― some lady (La Lechera), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
Surely the original sleeve to The Scorpions' "Virgin Killer" album is the worst sleeve of all time? It's so questionable that even wikipedia had a lot of hassle over it a couple of years ago.
― Turrican, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
*Google Images it*
Gah!
― jer.fairall, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
Which is to say, thanks for not posting it here (though i realize now that the replacement cover is upthread).
― jer.fairall, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
― one word username (snoball), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
― jer.fairall, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
xxp:Yeah, I would never post anything like that here, and I wouldn't expect anyone else to either. VERY questionable. It's one of those things that I find it very uncomfortable knowing it EXISTS, even.
― Turrican, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
I'm fairly certain it has been posted here and yeah, it's completely awful.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
There should really be a separate WORST Death Metal/Goregrind album Cover EVER!!! thread. Because that Exhumed is the tip of the iceberg and most of them are very NSFW.
― Cal Poxy (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think there should be different categories for covers that are aesthetically awful, and covers with questionable content. I think aesthetically speaking the original "Virgin Killer" cover conveys its concept very well, it's just that the concept itself is terrible.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 08:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
So "Lovedrive" would go in the aesthetically awful category immediately, then! The Scorpions are a remarkable example, actually... didn't they have something like three albums covers in a row which generated some kind of controversy?
― Turrican, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Wow, are their royalty checks really not enough to hire a legit graphic designer? That kinda looks like this:
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― cwkiii, Friday, 13 July 2012 00:56 (10 months ago) Permalink
"I can imagine the band holding a meeting after the second LP was released...
"Hmm, it looks like the album didn't sell quite as much as the first one, even with the sublime idea of a cover we had."
"Maybe the public just wasn't ready for it..."
"Hey, I know! Why don't we make the jeans-wearing crab in the first LP our mascot? Kinda like Iron Maiden has that troll thing."
"My god, that's brilliant! They'll love it!"
actually i understand there's a backstory to that. i can't verify the truth of this at all, but it's the stuff of north carolina legend. apparently some time in the 70's, nantucket, along with 4 or 5 other bands around the country, were given some sort of "development contract" with a label, and some middling amount of money. all the other bands obligingly spent their wad of cash on a good demo, maybe some radio promotion for their demosingle on local radio stations and whatnot, etc etc while nantucket took the ENTIRE WAD and bought.... a single billboard, on a major highway running into some large nc town (winston salem? charlotte?) showing the giant lobster, and the words "coming april 14th 1975" or something. and, booked the local giant stadium for april 14th.
the record executives were like, "you're idiots and we're dropping you" but the cryptic, mysterious billboard got people in the area so riled up the arena actually sold out, the band quintupled their money and now had 20,000 new fans who thought of them as both arena level superstars and hometown heros with a clever streak, and someone else promptly signed them.
i figure it was some shmaltzy record exec who was like "enough with the lobster already!" on the second album but after sales disappointed the band was all "fuck you, we're keeping the lobster"
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:52 (10 months ago) Permalink
sorry, for reference:
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:54 (10 months ago) Permalink
the post to which i refer, and all 7 album covers
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:59 (10 months ago) Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 5 August 2012 11:29 (9 months ago) Permalink
Lovesexy is the worst album cover of all time.
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:25 (9 months ago) Permalink
mr. snrub is the worst challopian of all time
― defriend the undefriendable (how's life), Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:40 (9 months ago) Permalink
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