Federer was too busy not thinking about yesterday
― Matt, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:05 (nine years ago) Permalink
i was only referring to his disinclination to play davis cup.
and i was kidding about that anyway - i care no more about it than he does.
still, 'unpatriotic' was probably a poor choice of word. well done young man!
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:35 (nine years ago) Permalink
It was more the "little shit" that you coupled it with, to be fair.
Anyway, yes, two out of three won against Federer now.
― ailsa, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:37 (nine years ago) Permalink
God knows why he'd want to play the Davis Cup. Who else is going to be on the team? I wouldn't want to be winning matches and carrying a team full of useless people in a tournament that has long since lost its cachet and relevance except in the eyes of really, really old tennis commentators.
― edwardo, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:38 (nine years ago) Permalink
x-post take umbrage wherever you like it was all meant in jest, apart from the congratulatory bit. internet does not do deadpan.
But I genuinely like Murray. I also agree with the above post. I can't be arsed to even watch Davis Cup so I can't blame him if he's rather not play in it.
― Upt0eleven, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:45 (nine years ago) Permalink
Andy Murray wins something
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:42 (eight years ago) Permalink
He has won about 4-5 career titles before...but yes, its his biggest win
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:45 (eight years ago) Permalink
this is his third title of 2008 alone. by far the biggest though! wish i could've seen it, sounds like a fantastic match, and it's good to see him encroaching on THE TRIVALRY even if i do like nole more (lol the way fed's playing, nadal/djokovic/murray is the real trivalry).
on the WTA, dinara safina has won two big titles in a row! she is the only woman out there who is stepping up to fill the void at the top. jankovic is going to be world no 1 next week, that is embarrassing. the WTA is probably in the worst shape i've ever witnessed.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:08 (eight years ago) Permalink
also i didn't know this thread existed!
― lex pretend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:09 (eight years ago) Permalink
Oh I know he's won stuff before but not a big tourney. It was a good match. He looks so much fitter and stronger than he was a year or 2 ago.
― Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 23:53 (eight years ago) Permalink
Nadal will be #1 on 18/8. Can't quite believe Fed's slump post-SW19; loss to Simon, near-loss to Ginepri, loss to Karlovic. Thought he might have at least made a fight of the #1 ranking (his form was fine for 18 of 19 matches in Paris, Halle and London); I had this romantic notion of the baton being passed as Fed beat Nadal at Flushing Meadow (Nadal's points surge taking him past the repeating champ despite the loss). Fed will be lucky to get out of the sixteens in NYC. Does Beijing have any ranking points?
― Michael Jones, Monday, 4 August 2008 00:04 (eight years ago) Permalink
yeah, it does. i think a few less than a masters event for the dudes, a few more than a tier ii for the chicas.
GOD that feels ridiculous looking at it! thinking about how much the olympics mean to, like, track&fielders and rowers and the like, and in tennis it's like...a TIER II.
anyway in other news, THIS is the 15-year-old saviour of the WTA who in the past month has taken sets from both serena and sweta, michelle larcher de brito: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kxaLo1riGo&feature=related
she makes sharapova sound like a trappist. seriously i can't believe she hasn't been asked to stop that bullshit yet, or like MURDERED ON COURT by a deafened opponent. that's not a grunt, that's a scream with a sustain pedal on. i'm not sure i'm going to be able to actually watch any of her matches.
oh and in other news silliams has pissed on her phone at the beach: http://serenawilliams.com/home/
sometimes you just long for the days before celebrities discovered how to work the internet themselves :(
(also note "enuf boring stuff" LIKE TENNIS)
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:19 (eight years ago) Permalink
you know, i used to watch all the nonslams cuz my stepdad taped them. then i didn't speak to him anymore. i wish i knew when they were on -- i think i'm gonna have to get on top of that!
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:20 (eight years ago) Permalink
they're on every week! televised or not is another qn
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:22 (eight years ago) Permalink
exactly, that's the thing.
― Surmounter, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:23 (eight years ago) Permalink
Blake was asked about the partisan crowd before today's final and reminded everyone he's half English :)
BBC giving it "Blake is just happy to be here" bollocks - dude isn't here to make the numbers up. I think I'll be pro-Blake today, as he does things like this
― SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 13:17 (seven years ago) Permalink
Well done Andy!
― ailsa, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:02 (seven years ago) Permalink
Bit of a dull game lit up by a few stunning forehands. Shoddy line calls all day, none of which helped Blake. Well done to Murray on being the first Brit in yonks to win Queen's, which I'm sure won't lead to even more Wimbledon hype.
― SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:08 (seven years ago) Permalink
I predict Murray will cave under the pressure and be out by round 3.
― ailsa, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:09 (seven years ago) Permalink
he doesn't seem to be the sort to cave under pressure. but a friendly first-week draw would certainly be nice...
didn't watch the Queen's, but watched the Edgbaston SFs (Li d. Sharapova and Rybarikova d. Mirza) and a bit of the final today - Magdalena Rybarikova is a real discovery, such a classic grass-court game! Slices and volleys and good serving! she looks weirdly like Samantha Morton, too. i remember seeing a photo of her from her junior days when she lost some random final - she was posing w/the trophy and seriously looked like she was about to go bowling for columbine. so it was lucky for Edgbaston that she won today!
Haas beat Djokovic in the Halle final this week too.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:25 (seven years ago) Permalink
in other news, larcher de screamo gets a wildcard to wimbledon. FUN.
― Roz, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:56 (seven years ago) Permalink
The weird transatlantification of Murray's pan loaf accent has meant I can't actually hear what he's saying - it's just a series of droning noises that makes my ears stop working.
― SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:04 (seven years ago) Permalink
pan loaf accent
is that how you talk with your mouth full of bread?
― Beth Parker, Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:17 (seven years ago) Permalink
It was once more expensive and regarded as more fashionable than the then more common plain loaf. Hence, to speak with a pan loafy voice is to speak in a posh or affected manner.
― SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:19 (seven years ago) Permalink
How on earth does Murray speak with an affected accent?! He just mumbles.
I found that picture of Rybarikova looking like she's ready to go bowling for Columbine after losing the Wimbledon juniors final!
Fortunately today was more to her liking.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:41 (seven years ago) Permalink
!!! interesting result for sure. fed dropped out?
― Lamp, Sunday, 14 June 2009 17:22 (seven years ago) Permalink
yeah...Djokovic was lucky to be in the final at all, he had to come back from 5-7, 2-5 down and save 5 match points against Florent Serra (!) in the 2nd round.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 17:26 (seven years ago) Permalink
French tennis player banned for betting found dead
Natural causes apparently.
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:55 (seven years ago) Permalink
Fuckin' hell. (Though my initial shock was because I thought you meant Paul-Henri Mathieu...)
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:00 (seven years ago) Permalink
Oh right, sorry! To avoid confusion to others: it's Mathieu Montcourt.
― anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (seven years ago) Permalink
The Lex's favourite choker, Richard Gasquet avoids getting suspended after testing positive for coke.
The full findings are here (pdf): pretty lol-worthy just for the kissing descriptions and finding out that he was allegedly "contaminated" at a Bob Sinclar event.
― Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:32 (seven years ago) Permalink
hingis should've found a french waiter of her own to blame. or maybe just one of the 9494439 atp players she'd slept with.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:42 (seven years ago) Permalink
her ban ends in january right? think she'll come back?
― Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:03 (seven years ago) Permalink
wtf federer?! 5-2 up in the final set, somehow fails to serve it out twice and then DFs on match point in the tie-break to give Tsonga the win.
all credit to Jo-W for stepping it up right at the end, but still... that was some breakdown.
― Roz, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:25 (seven years ago) Permalink
5-1 up in the third! :o
at the same time I was watching Flavia Pennetta try to choke away her match - she beat Venus in the last round, and winning this would mean a top 10 debut. 6 match points came and went, double faults on at least two of them, but her opponent was Hantuchova so it was OK in the end.
btw, Serena's post-Wimbledon record = QF loss in Stanford to Stosur and 3R loss in Cincinnati to Bammer, who now owns a 2-0 record over her. The Real Number 1!
am endeavouring to pretend the horrific Clijsters comeback isn't happening. never liked her.
best recent press conference = Marat defending baby sis by telling the press to "go fuck themselves" <3
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:32 (seven years ago) Permalink
obv didn't see the Fed match but am guessing that J-W just started going even more for broke than usual when down 1-5, and everything began going in.
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:33 (seven years ago) Permalink
yep and suddenly firing aces as well when he hadn't been able to get a good first serve in since like the end of the first set. meanwhile fed's serve just went to pieces after that.
also yay dinara fighting back a break in both sets to beat kimmy. would've hated it if she lost this one.
― Roz, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:39 (seven years ago) Permalink
best recent press conference = Marat defending baby sis by telling the press to "go fuck themselves" <3
this whole presser was fucking classic.
Q. Now that you stopped, what about coaching her?
MARAT SAFIN: Oh, you want me to hang myself? (laughter.)
― Roz, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:41 (seven years ago) Permalink
<3 <3 <3
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:43 (seven years ago) Permalink
Wow, Pennetta will be Italy's FIRST EVER top 10 woman! Both Schiavone and, before her, Farina Elia peaked at 11.
― lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:45 (seven years ago) Permalink
Meanwhile, Andy Murray becomes the first man not named Roger or Rafa to hold a spot in the top two since forever. More importantly, Del Potro beat Roddick.
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 16 August 2009 09:25 (seven years ago) Permalink
i am enjoying Del Pony's hardcourt domination of Roddick v much.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 16 August 2009 09:47 (seven years ago) Permalink
Does it mean Del P gets his #5 ranking back? I know he lost a bunch of points in the second half of July. In fact, I'm happy to support Juan Martin today if it makes the difference... ;)
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 16 August 2009 09:55 (seven years ago) Permalink
yeah, if he wins today he'll be back at no 5.
― lex pretend, Sunday, 16 August 2009 10:03 (seven years ago) Permalink
How is Nadal doing post-injury? Lost an edge, or is it too early to tell?
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 August 2009 10:23 (seven years ago) Permalink
he's only played two or three proper matches so yeah still rusty/cautious but he seems to be getting better everyday.
gonna be a great USO - with Murray at number 2, it's likely that Nadal will end up on the same half of the draw as Fed which is just weird to think abt. they've both been at the top for *ages*.
― Roz, Sunday, 16 August 2009 11:06 (seven years ago) Permalink
henin to unretire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 18:09 (seven years ago) Permalink
can only be a good thing
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:03 (seven years ago) Permalink
i have no problem with these comebacks, but geez, i wish these "i am gonna quit tennis"-people just announce a sabbatical instead.
also, on another forum i heard a theory that Henin will have a much more difficult time getting back in top shape, since "she's no athlete" and only got to number 1 after years and years and years of hard work.
otoh Clijsters had a kid.
― Ludo, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:09 (seven years ago) Permalink
"Subconsciously, it might have had an impact," Henin said of Clijster's successful comeback. "But it certainly was not the most important reason."
loooool keep telling yourself that, honey
― Roz, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:39 (seven years ago) Permalink
Funny seeing Bouchard lose all semblence of rationality in her attacks on Maria. At least the other WTA players tried to mix in the insults - although from the start it's always been "she isn't a nice person anyway", judgements of character losing all pretence of being about rules and regulations.
It's perfectly fine to not like her, and also to disagree with how she handles herself, then and now, but not to pretend those arguments have anything to do with how the governing organs should treat her. CAS, having the final, legal say, definitively established she was not an intentional cheater, and so she's served a period of punishment for negligence.
― abcfsk, Thursday, 27 April 2017 06:58 (one month ago) Permalink
"intention" was always going to be the loophole the minute the ITF produced its report but there are two kinds of intention going on here.
intention to break the rules - no, she failed to read her emails, this was always clear
but the moral criticism has never been for negligence, it's been for taking a shady drug in the first place even if it was legal, and the ITF's evidence clearly demonstrates that she intended to use it as a PED (upping the dosage before important matches) and did so in an underhand way (failing to declare it at any point)
it's been very heartening to see just how many players, including Bouchard, have been against the WTA's disgraceful rolling out of the red carpet to have her back. The lengths official bodies are going to to avoid stating the reason she was out, as if it was some injury or something.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 27 April 2017 07:42 (one month ago) Permalink
WTA seem to have just delegated responsibility on where/when MS can play to the tournament directors? It would be a simple thing to say "no wildcards for playing returning from drug bans". Maybe they think they're protecting the $15k ITF events she should rightfully be playing from a media circus. I've also seen the comment "this is just what happens to post-ban players in other sports". Is this true? Does a sprinter automatically find a spot in their national squad / on the blocks for Grand Prix events without first proving themselves elsewhere? I guess it's not the same. Tyson Gay could just post a single 9.99 at some college track meet and be back in the elite two weeks later.
Also: she hasn't been stripped of any tournament titles she won during the period when she was on PEDs, right?
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 27 April 2017 09:36 (one month ago) Permalink
She was technically only on illegal PEDs for one tournament, which she didn't win. The decade of meldonium usage previous to that is in the grey area of "technically legal, ethically dubious".
There's been talk of a rule limiting WCs for players returning from doping bans but it'll take a while to institute regardless. The WTA has pretty much welcomed her back with open arms in terms of their own statements, bending the rules to allow her to enter Stüttgart specifically (her ban didn't end until after the event began) and encouragement of the hype - if it weren't for several players and a handful of journalists actually speaking up, you could well believe she'd just been away because of injury. There's no recognition that being banned for a doping violation should actually have an effect on a player's reputation and how she's spoken about.
In terms of tennis players coming back from doping bans, I think only Troicki got a couple of ATP WCs through being Djokovic's mate, which weren't that popular, but he mostly had to rebuild his ranking through Challengers. Karatantcheva got absolutely nothing after her two-year ban.
We'll see what the FFT do about an RG WC next month...they've talked tough so far and the French players have been among Sharapova's more prominent critics.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 27 April 2017 11:39 (one month ago) Permalink
hasn't she been on it basically as long as shes been on tour? don't think she won any event since the date it was announced as a banned substance xp word
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 April 2017 11:40 (one month ago) Permalink
She can't complain about her draw in Stuttgart, all players in her section are/were either massively out of form or out of their depth on the surface, or both. Vinci/Makarova/Kontaveit is a cakewalk on paper, and the alternative opponents would have been so as well (2017 really could have, should have been Muguruza's year.)
― oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Friday, 28 April 2017 07:29 (four weeks ago) Permalink
Went to the cinema with Mladenovic a set and 2 games down. What a result!
― cerealbar, Saturday, 29 April 2017 17:11 (four weeks ago) Permalink
Fucking heroine, that Kiki
― lex pretend, Saturday, 29 April 2017 21:09 (four weeks ago) Permalink
What happened to Maria's much-vaunted three-set record? Not that visible stamina dip in the decider.
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 May 2017 00:24 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Simon d. Monfils 0-6, 6-0, 7-6(0)
A bagel, a reverse bagel, a tiebreak bagel. A perfect scoreline. I'm so privileged to see this day.
― lex pretend, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:39 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Marvellous. I see Monfils was 3-0 up in the decider, so 6-0 0-6 6-0 was a possibility for a while (he had MPs serving at 5-3). I trust he missed one by letting a lob drop over his shoulder and then pirouetting to hit a leftie BH while facing the wrong way. Or something.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:58 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Sharapova getting dragged on the court by the exact same girls who dragged her off it. Delicious. Bouchard's press conferences have been gems of late.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 06:43 (two weeks ago) Permalink
It feels a little weird to root for Bouchard but HELL YEAH BOUCHARD
― lag∞n (DJP), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 13:48 (two weeks ago) Permalink
I also see that Suarez-Navarro beat Woz
― lag∞n (DJP), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 13:49 (two weeks ago) Permalink
excepting davis cup, novak has not won a match in straight sets in a whiiile
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:44 (two weeks ago) Permalink
there were some incred matches today & cilic/zverev 3d set rn is a battle, also stan/paire going 3
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 21:20 (two weeks ago) Permalink
great win by paire
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 21:41 (two weeks ago) Permalink
novak hasn't dropped a set to rafa since 2014, though still is (probably correctly) roughly a 2/1 or 2.5/1 betting favorite
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:38 (two weeks ago) Permalink
rafa is the fav i phrased that poorly
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:42 (two weeks ago) Permalink
First ATP top 100 player to come out as gay: Brian Vahaly
I remember him from some mid-00s draws but not much beyond.
Gambill hasn't technically come out I guess?
― lex pretend, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:58 (two weeks ago) Permalink
thiem rn hits the most/cleanest winners on clay possibly? dude is impressve
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 May 2017 21:01 (two weeks ago) Permalink
Vahaly beat Gonzalez, Ferrero and Robredo at Indian Wells in 2003 - which is a hell of a run - only to lose to... VINCE SPADEA in the quarters.
Also beat Michael Chang in a Challenger in Tazana, CA the previous year, but Chang was just about to slip out of top 100 for the last time.
― Michael Jones, Friday, 12 May 2017 21:35 (two weeks ago) Permalink
murray out 2 and 4 to fognini @ roma
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 21:38 (one week ago) Permalink
is anyone good at tennis anymore
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 16 May 2017 21:40 (one week ago) Permalink
― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 21:41 (one week ago) Permalink
i just looked up fognini because it feels like he's been on tour for 20 years and i was surprised to discover that he's actually younger than murray
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 16 May 2017 21:43 (one week ago) Permalink
It's kind of remarkable how Murray and Djokovic are slumping simultaneously. If I had to guess I'd say it stems from Djokovic taking his foot off the pedal after holding all 4, plus his personal life issues; and that Murray weirdly thrived on being the fourth wheel of the Big Four and hasn't adjusted, or can't adjust, to being the nominal leader.
FFT coming through with that moral guardianship of the sport and DENYING Sharapova even a qualifying WC for RG! I cackled when they read out 14-year-old unranked Yasmine Mansouri's name in the QWCs and not Sharapova's.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 10:11 (one week ago) Permalink
thiem/nadal again tmorrow
plus delpo/novak & zverev/milos are v juicy
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 18 May 2017 22:17 (one week ago) Permalink
3rd time's a charm for thiem, hope they play again @ the french
― johnny crunch, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:14 (one week ago) Permalink
Zverev! Youngest Masters finalist in 10 years (since Djokovic won Miami 2007)
― lex pretend, Saturday, 20 May 2017 15:30 (one week ago) Permalink
novak is destroying thiem
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 20 May 2017 18:33 (one week ago) Permalink
supposing this continues & he beats zverev 2morrow, this is a nice run to become a def factor @ roland garros, whereas like a week ago it wasnt so clear
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 20 May 2017 19:00 (one week ago) Permalink
Great to have a new, young champion at this level in the week the entire ATP top five goes 30something.
― Michael Jones, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:04 (five days ago) Permalink