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Federer was too busy not thinking about yesterday

Matt, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

i was only referring to his disinclination to play davis cup.
and i was kidding about that anyway - i care no more about it than he does.

still, 'unpatriotic' was probably a poor choice of word. well done young man!

Upt0eleven, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

It was more the "little shit" that you coupled it with, to be fair.

Anyway, yes, two out of three won against Federer now.

ailsa, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

God knows why he'd want to play the Davis Cup. Who else is going to be on the team? I wouldn't want to be winning matches and carrying a team full of useless people in a tournament that has long since lost its cachet and relevance except in the eyes of really, really old tennis commentators.

edwardo, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:38 (6 years ago) Permalink

x-post take umbrage wherever you like it was all meant in jest, apart from the congratulatory bit. internet does not do deadpan.

But I genuinely like Murray. I also agree with the above post. I can't be arsed to even watch Davis Cup so I can't blame him if he's rather not play in it.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

5 months pass...

Andy Murray wins something

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

He has won about 4-5 career titles before...but yes, its his biggest win

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 August 2008 21:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

this is his third title of 2008 alone. by far the biggest though! wish i could've seen it, sounds like a fantastic match, and it's good to see him encroaching on THE TRIVALRY even if i do like nole more (lol the way fed's playing, nadal/djokovic/murray is the real trivalry).

on the WTA, dinara safina has won two big titles in a row! she is the only woman out there who is stepping up to fill the void at the top. jankovic is going to be world no 1 next week, that is embarrassing. the WTA is probably in the worst shape i've ever witnessed.

lex pretend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

also i didn't know this thread existed!

lex pretend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 22:09 (6 years ago) Permalink

Oh I know he's won stuff before but not a big tourney. It was a good match. He looks so much fitter and stronger than he was a year or 2 ago.

Herman G. Neuname, Sunday, 3 August 2008 23:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

Nadal will be #1 on 18/8. Can't quite believe Fed's slump post-SW19; loss to Simon, near-loss to Ginepri, loss to Karlovic. Thought he might have at least made a fight of the #1 ranking (his form was fine for 18 of 19 matches in Paris, Halle and London); I had this romantic notion of the baton being passed as Fed beat Nadal at Flushing Meadow (Nadal's points surge taking him past the repeating champ despite the loss). Fed will be lucky to get out of the sixteens in NYC. Does Beijing have any ranking points?

Michael Jones, Monday, 4 August 2008 00:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

yeah, it does. i think a few less than a masters event for the dudes, a few more than a tier ii for the chicas.

GOD that feels ridiculous looking at it! thinking about how much the olympics mean to, like, track&fielders and rowers and the like, and in tennis it's like...a TIER II.

anyway in other news, THIS is the 15-year-old saviour of the WTA who in the past month has taken sets from both serena and sweta, michelle larcher de brito: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kxaLo1riGo&feature=related

she makes sharapova sound like a trappist. seriously i can't believe she hasn't been asked to stop that bullshit yet, or like MURDERED ON COURT by a deafened opponent. that's not a grunt, that's a scream with a sustain pedal on. i'm not sure i'm going to be able to actually watch any of her matches.

oh and in other news silliams has pissed on her phone at the beach: http://serenawilliams.com/home/
sometimes you just long for the days before celebrities discovered how to work the internet themselves :(

(also note "enuf boring stuff" LIKE TENNIS)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

you know, i used to watch all the nonslams cuz my stepdad taped them. then i didn't speak to him anymore. i wish i knew when they were on -- i think i'm gonna have to get on top of that!

Surmounter, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:20 (6 years ago) Permalink

they're on every week! televised or not is another qn

lex pretend, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:22 (6 years ago) Permalink

exactly, that's the thing.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

10 months pass...

Blake was asked about the partisan crowd before today's final and reminded everyone he's half English :)

BBC giving it "Blake is just happy to be here" bollocks - dude isn't here to make the numbers up. I think I'll be pro-Blake today, as he does things like this

SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 13:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

Well done Andy!

ailsa, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:02 (5 years ago) Permalink

Bit of a dull game lit up by a few stunning forehands. Shoddy line calls all day, none of which helped Blake. Well done to Murray on being the first Brit in yonks to win Queen's, which I'm sure won't lead to even more Wimbledon hype.

SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

I predict Murray will cave under the pressure and be out by round 3.

ailsa, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

he doesn't seem to be the sort to cave under pressure. but a friendly first-week draw would certainly be nice...

didn't watch the Queen's, but watched the Edgbaston SFs (Li d. Sharapova and Rybarikova d. Mirza) and a bit of the final today - Magdalena Rybarikova is a real discovery, such a classic grass-court game! Slices and volleys and good serving! she looks weirdly like Samantha Morton, too. i remember seeing a photo of her from her junior days when she lost some random final - she was posing w/the trophy and seriously looked like she was about to go bowling for columbine. so it was lucky for Edgbaston that she won today!

Haas beat Djokovic in the Halle final this week too.

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

in other news, larcher de screamo gets a wildcard to wimbledon. FUN.

Roz, Sunday, 14 June 2009 15:56 (5 years ago) Permalink

The weird transatlantification of Murray's pan loaf accent has meant I can't actually hear what he's saying - it's just a series of droning noises that makes my ears stop working.

SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:04 (5 years ago) Permalink

pan loaf accent

is that how you talk with your mouth full of bread?

Beth Parker, Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:17 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_loaf

It was once more expensive and regarded as more fashionable than the then more common plain loaf. Hence, to speak with a pan loafy voice is to speak in a posh or affected manner.

SB "A Good Story" (onimo), Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:19 (5 years ago) Permalink

How on earth does Murray speak with an affected accent?! He just mumbles.

I found that picture of Rybarikova looking like she's ready to go bowling for Columbine after losing the Wimbledon juniors final!

Fortunately today was more to her liking.

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 16:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

Haas beat Djokovic in the Halle final this week too.

!!! interesting result for sure. fed dropped out?

Lamp, Sunday, 14 June 2009 17:22 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah...Djokovic was lucky to be in the final at all, he had to come back from 5-7, 2-5 down and save 5 match points against Florent Serra (!) in the 2nd round.

lex pretend, Sunday, 14 June 2009 17:26 (5 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

waht

French tennis player banned for betting found dead

Natural causes apparently.

RIP Mathieu

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

Fuckin' hell. (Though my initial shock was because I thought you meant Paul-Henri Mathieu...)

Michael Jones, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:00 (5 years ago) Permalink

Oh right, sorry! To avoid confusion to others: it's Mathieu Montcourt.

anatol_merklich, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:08 (5 years ago) Permalink

The Lex's favourite choker, Richard Gasquet avoids getting suspended after testing positive for coke.

The full findings are here (pdf): pretty lol-worthy just for the kissing descriptions and finding out that he was allegedly "contaminated" at a Bob Sinclar event.

Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

hingis should've found a french waiter of her own to blame. or maybe just one of the 9494439 atp players she'd slept with.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 20:42 (5 years ago) Permalink

her ban ends in january right? think she'll come back?

Roz, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 21:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

wtf federer?! 5-2 up in the final set, somehow fails to serve it out twice and then DFs on match point in the tie-break to give Tsonga the win.

all credit to Jo-W for stepping it up right at the end, but still... that was some breakdown.

Roz, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

5-1 up in the third! :o

at the same time I was watching Flavia Pennetta try to choke away her match - she beat Venus in the last round, and winning this would mean a top 10 debut. 6 match points came and went, double faults on at least two of them, but her opponent was Hantuchova so it was OK in the end.

btw, Serena's post-Wimbledon record = QF loss in Stanford to Stosur and 3R loss in Cincinnati to Bammer, who now owns a 2-0 record over her. The Real Number 1!

am endeavouring to pretend the horrific Clijsters comeback isn't happening. never liked her.

best recent press conference = Marat defending baby sis by telling the press to "go fuck themselves" <3

lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:32 (5 years ago) Permalink

obv didn't see the Fed match but am guessing that J-W just started going even more for broke than usual when down 1-5, and everything began going in.

lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:33 (5 years ago) Permalink

yep and suddenly firing aces as well when he hadn't been able to get a good first serve in since like the end of the first set. meanwhile fed's serve just went to pieces after that.

also yay dinara fighting back a break in both sets to beat kimmy. would've hated it if she lost this one.

Roz, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

best recent press conference = Marat defending baby sis by telling the press to "go fuck themselves" <3

this whole presser was fucking classic.

Q. Now that you stopped, what about coaching her?

MARAT SAFIN: Oh, you want me to hang myself? (laughter.)

Roz, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:41 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://www.asapsports.com/show_interview.php?id=58340

<3 <3 <3

lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:43 (5 years ago) Permalink

Wow, Pennetta will be Italy's FIRST EVER top 10 woman! Both Schiavone and, before her, Farina Elia peaked at 11.

lex pretend, Friday, 14 August 2009 21:45 (5 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile, Andy Murray becomes the first man not named Roger or Rafa to hold a spot in the top two since forever. More importantly, Del Potro beat Roddick.

Michael Jones, Sunday, 16 August 2009 09:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

i am enjoying Del Pony's hardcourt domination of Roddick v much.

lex pretend, Sunday, 16 August 2009 09:47 (5 years ago) Permalink

Does it mean Del P gets his #5 ranking back? I know he lost a bunch of points in the second half of July. In fact, I'm happy to support Juan Martin today if it makes the difference... ;)

Michael Jones, Sunday, 16 August 2009 09:55 (5 years ago) Permalink

yeah, if he wins today he'll be back at no 5.

lex pretend, Sunday, 16 August 2009 10:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

How is Nadal doing post-injury? Lost an edge, or is it too early to tell?

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 16 August 2009 10:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

he's only played two or three proper matches so yeah still rusty/cautious but he seems to be getting better everyday.

gonna be a great USO - with Murray at number 2, it's likely that Nadal will end up on the same half of the draw as Fed which is just weird to think abt. they've both been at the top for *ages*.

Roz, Sunday, 16 August 2009 11:06 (5 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

henin to unretire

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 18:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

can only be a good thing

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:03 (5 years ago) Permalink

i have no problem with these comebacks, but geez, i wish these "i am gonna quit tennis"-people just announce a sabbatical instead.

also, on another forum i heard a theory that Henin will have a much more difficult time getting back in top shape, since "she's no athlete" and only got to number 1 after years and years and years of hard work.

otoh Clijsters had a kid.

Ludo, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:09 (5 years ago) Permalink

"Subconsciously, it might have had an impact," Henin said of Clijster's successful comeback. "But it certainly was not the most important reason."

loooool keep telling yourself that, honey

Roz, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:39 (5 years ago) Permalink

what an amazing comeback story for her this year

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 09:00 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

shut up toni nadal pt 94903422

http://www.si.com/tennis/2014/09/23/ap-ten-spain-leon-nadal

lex pretend, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 15:17 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Petra up 3-0 over Hypechard in a couple of minuts :D :D :D. Come on Petra, finish this before you get too sweaty.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 27 September 2014 07:21 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Bouchard really should just stand back, hope, and moonball. That's really all she could hurt Kvitova with.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 27 September 2014 08:06 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Only danger Petra faces vs Bouchard is getting bored bc it's so easy. Was pretty funny when the commentators commended Bouchard for finally getting more than three games in a set vs Petra. Little milestones!

lex pretend, Saturday, 27 September 2014 08:37 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

the Murray final was hilarious today. So bad and then 2-6 down in the TB he suddenly decided to be aggressive. Finally wins a title in 2014!

Benneteau meanwhile falls to 0-10 in career finals, though I'm happier to see Kei rebound from the USO final.

lex pretend, Sunday, 28 September 2014 13:58 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Errani's first serve percentage in the third set vs Nara today was 91%. She won 9% of those first serve points. Stats very much in character

lex pretend, Sunday, 28 September 2014 14:50 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

lol @ the beijing crowd laughing about gulbis' forehand technique

groovemaaan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:03 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

Good win for Murray over Cilic today. Was disappointed to belatedly discover that Cilic did this though: http://www.croatiansports.com/?p=20322

Marko Perkovic seems to be an ultra-nationalist verging on fascist, and in 2007 there were reports of Croatian crowds doing neo-nazi salutes at his concerts: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marko_Perkovi%C4%87

His band's music was apparently played at changeovers during Davis Cup vs SRB, too. Cilic has since apologised and said it was beyond his control but c'mon dude, you got up on stage and sang his songs.

lex pretend, Friday, 3 October 2014 08:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

So.. how did Maria lose against Ivanovic earlier this year again?

abcfsk, Saturday, 4 October 2014 11:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Kozlov the youngest player to make a Challenger final since Tomic.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 October 2014 20:42 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

So.. how did Maria lose against Ivanovic earlier this year again?

I didn't see any of the matches in question but I really have no idea how Ivanovic beat Maria or Serena this year. Every time I've seen her she looks the same as ever

lex pretend, Saturday, 4 October 2014 22:53 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I have had a REALLY SHITTY DAY and nothing short of a straight-sets Petra win will make me feel like life is worth living.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Sunday, 5 October 2014 08:19 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

This is the most frustrating rivalry in tennis. It is entirely about winning the big points and Petra cannot do it. EVEN THOUGH SHE DID IT IN THE WIMBLEDON FINAL.

lex pretend, Sunday, 5 October 2014 10:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

At least Kei beat Raonic :)

lex pretend, Sunday, 5 October 2014 10:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Just not enough depth on the average rally ball and no penetration on serve when it counted.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Sunday, 5 October 2014 10:50 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

this Fed/Mayer match...6-6 in the final set TB, Mayer's blown 4 MPs so far

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:29 (1 week ago) Permalink

Fed saves 5 MPs, takes his first with a lob winner. Mayer looked disconsolate even before the handshake

lex pretend, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

yea i watched the re-airing of that, felt badly for mayer he was nearly crying

johnny crunch, Thursday, 9 October 2014 14:19 (1 week ago) Permalink

Of course, after that Mayer match, Roger brings out Aggressorer v Djokovic. Very tidy.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 11 October 2014 13:51 (1 week ago) Permalink

Simon/Federer's first set was excellent quality!

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Sunday, 12 October 2014 09:32 (1 week ago) Permalink

Fed/Djokovic yesterday was such an enjoyable match. Amazing to think Fed's week began with that mess of a match.

So disappointed that Diyas and Bencic didn't win their first titles today :(

lex pretend, Sunday, 12 October 2014 13:43 (1 week ago) Permalink

It's Lucie so I shouldn't be surprised but I am still astounded that down SP, faced with a nervous Begu serve that barely crawled over the net at about 10mph, Lucie shanked a return that is yet to land

lex pretend, Saturday, 18 October 2014 10:18 (3 days ago) Permalink

anyway, YEC groups.

White Group

1. Serena Williams
4. Simona Halep
5. Eugenie Bouchard
7. Ana Ivanovic

Red Group

2. Maria Sharapova
3. Petra Kvitova
6. Agnieszka Radwanska
8. Caroline Wozniacki

goddamn, I was hoping for another Bouchard/Kvitova life-giving match-up.

lex pretend, Saturday, 18 October 2014 10:23 (3 days ago) Permalink

With A-Rad in danger of leaving without winning a match again and no doubt another agonising loss for Petra to Ma$ha, this is not a good time to be alive for me :(

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 18 October 2014 12:40 (3 days ago) Permalink

GOD DAMN I MISS LI NA ALREADY

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Saturday, 18 October 2014 12:40 (3 days ago) Permalink

http://www.wtafinals.com/di/library/WTA_Championships/3d/2d/wta-finals-elite-eight_kz8rjzijpq9r1g3qirt4xj8vt.jpg?t=594634289

WTA finals photo! Overall standard of outfit is slightly up, and Serena and Woz look the best. Radwanska and Halep must be here to play because they certainly didn't come well-dressed. Oh dear.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Sunday, 19 October 2014 04:05 (2 days ago) Permalink

THE RUFFLES OH GOD MY EYES

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Sunday, 19 October 2014 04:08 (2 days ago) Permalink

abcfsk, Sunday, 19 October 2014 09:43 (2 days ago) Permalink

Oh god, this Williams/Ivanovic match is so, so, so dire.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Monday, 20 October 2014 12:35 (Yesterday) Permalink

Bouchard struggles so much when she tries to take the ball early and mistimes and just ends up looping it back at 10mph

lex pretend, Monday, 20 October 2014 13:38 (Yesterday) Permalink

I know this is the banged-up group so expectations should have been low, but, I'm just not going to bother with any of the other matches in this group if they're going to be like this.

oh, boy, .GIF! That's where I'm a Viking! (edwardo), Monday, 20 October 2014 13:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Halep is playing better than I expected her to!

lex pretend, Monday, 20 October 2014 13:54 (Yesterday) Permalink

Bouchard is gonna get Petra-fied by Serena and maybe even VIP if she plays like that against them. Only Simona sloppiness prevented that from being a double breadstick

lex pretend, Monday, 20 October 2014 14:35 (Yesterday) Permalink


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