most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

good god

The comments in that savage column are this OMG BRAGGIN 2010 faux-naïveté bullshit like "Ive never heard ANY of these songs" and "WHO IS THIS 'Katie Perry'" which is like cool Internet post-millenial white-boy version of "I don't even OWN a tv" v. 2.0

wrong thread imo

wrong thread in fact too

man i fucking hate drake

I wish they had left that for people that know how to use it.

UGH FFFFFTHHHHH DIE

lol @ drake shitting on ludacris

I wish they had left that for people that know how to use it.

UGH FFFFFTHHHHH DIE

lol both otm. love that http://2new4u.com/Downloads/wp-content/uploads/drake.jpg is implying that Ludacris is someone who is too lyrically inexperienced to handle such an ~innovative rap trend~

fwiw luda's delivery on the "balloons" line makes me lol so much that I will always give it a free pass.

yeah, i'll gladly take GROCERY BAG and BALLOONS, which i can sort of enjoy just because they're silly, over the SUPER SERIOUS drake lines. he's like a swagger black hole.

he's some kind of hole, that's for sure

is it a butt? seems like a butthole.

make it rhyme

"I'm full of shit and I stink... OPINION!"

From This is the thread where we talk about Slavoj Zizek...:

a synthesizer like barthes -- ROLAND

― ultra nate dogg (history mayne), Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:31 PM (2 weeks ago)

Well done.

happy fourth of july.... FIREWORKS

never saw this video until this morning

such a horrible song

but gudda gudda kinda looked like this dude from malcolm in the middle:

http://www.malcolm-france.com/images/illustrations/casting_abekenarban.jpg

"it's going down / 9-11". stay classy bawse.

lol at m@tt

xp ok i'm not crazy

the thing that pisses me off about that "yo we murderers, cuz we kill time" lyric is that it's the inverse of a much more creative Big L punchline which uses the same phrase as an insult:

"The crown is still mine
Cuz I drop ill rhymes
A lot of rappers talk murder
But couldn't kill time"

oh wow guys

Oh girl, we bonin this bitch, she gon' hurl
Two n*****s and just one bitch... LUCY PEARL

N.O.R.E. from "Nahmeanuheard (Remix)"...

released in 2002

The rosetta stone of grocery bag rap, folks

damn

hahaha NORE!! it all makes sense

i like how the reference even dates itself

that record has like 20 Oz references too

"I could move through a room full of vultures nice
and I still turn heads...POLTERGEIST!"

-Fabolous on RichGirl's "Swagger Right," which is especially terrible because the movie he's thinking of is The Exorcist, not Poltergeist

oooof

will fabolous ever regain his credibility after this latest embarrassing gaffe???

funny thing is before I saw either movie when I was a kid I used to get them mixed up all the time too, but Fab always seemed like such a meticulous pop culture nerd with his punchlines that I'm still kind of disappointed in him. I wonder if anyone's tweeted to him about his mistake yet.

ha

in "big money" young l goes "like shaq/ in 'shazzam'"

not rly a grocery bag tho

oh wait, i see

hey guys biz markie says he watched star wars just to see yoda in "just rhyming with biz" ca. 1987 but yoda didn't appear until empire strikes back what an asshole right lol

i don't think biz markie is an asshole AT ALL

don't rappers got factcheckers yo

"3 of us but we're not the Beatles" type rap reference errors could probably be its own thread, but obv. I was mainly singling out the Fab line for being grocery baggy, the mistake was just a bonus

has anyone else noticed Justin Timberlake adopting the classic YM simile style on the new Diddy/Wayne leak? his whole verse is full of sub-Gudda Gudda punchlines ("I'ma bend your body...MAGNETO," "Let me have my way...CARLITO," etc etc). Justin, you are better than this!

loool

oh mann

wtf on the Carlito line. he didn't have his way, Benny Blanco killed him!

congratulations to fabolous for being -- i believe -- the first grocery bag-using rapper to be quoted in a song by another rapper in grocery bag-style

in the new lil twist single ("little secret" ft bow wow, check LilTwistVEVO for more) twist says

you're so fabulous... LOSO

name-checked, not quoted

new Lil Wayne leaked. Bag-watch is on!

shoot you from your head to your shoulders... SHAMPOO

So pumped!!

"giving them the blues... BOBBY BLUE BLAND"

^my new favorite g-bag line^

oh my god track 4 is the fucking best. i'm getting crunk in here tbh

oh wait, i just got to the chorus