photoshop this picture of andrei arshavin onto things

Brilliant!

― I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 18:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Needs the photoshop this picture of emmanuel eboue onto things photo added for completeness.

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 24 June 2010 10:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hi everybody!
My vacation has almost come to an end. I am pleased that we have seen some new places, sunbathed, swam and came home. We found new, good friends. And Artyom made a new friend, after a trip around St.Petersburg on the “Zenit” train - "Uncle Sergey-the locomotive driver":)
Generally speaking, we have managed to do everything we planned. I was pleased and surprised that the “Zenit” fans greeted me so warmly at the events I took part in. Within a couple of days I'll start preparing for the next season.
Have I managed to rest? I think, yes. In any case, I already miss the pitch. A long season is ahead, I hope it will be successful both for the national team and for my club.
Recently I’ve been often asked one and the same question: "Who will become the World Champion?" Although I’m not good at predicting things, I would stake on Spain.

Bye. Yours, A.A.
P.S. We have not forgotten about the "question-answer” sessions. Soon there will be new videos with me answering your questions.

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 13:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

― useless chamber, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

― caek, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

what are they?

― fuque santa cruz (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

Robbenballs

― Oracle Crackers (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/world_cup/33956/world-cup-memes-arjen-robben-curled-into-a-ball.html

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:27 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Doubtless a juggler will turn up and tell me the trajectories are all wrong but fuck a juggler imo.

― useless chamber, Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

or a physicist

― koogs, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

A+

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 July 2010 15:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 07:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Andrey, are you frightened of bears?"

"On the contrary, I like bears."

― Madchen, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Shooting practice takes a dramatic turn for Diaby and Denilson.

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

can we start an ILX poll fight!!! zomg thing with the arshavin shops?

and/or the arshavin Q&A answers I guess

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Someone shop Arshavin's face onto that crap Cosmo cover shop of Britney?

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

4. From 19garik78
Hello Andrey. My name is Garik. I want to ask you something. I date a girl who is your big fan and admires you very much. She said she’d agree to marry me if I got her a photo, a poster or something like this with your autograph. If it’s not too difficult for you, could you please send me something? I’d be grateful for the rest of my life. Thank you in advance. My address, Stavropol region, Mineralnye Vody Lermontova str., 23.
Arshavin: Are you sure you won’t regret it? :)

11. From ZhenOK
Andrey , how did you learn to manage the ball so masterfully?
Arshavin: I’ve been socializing with the ball for quite a while and we became friends :) But seriously, this is by nature.

12. From adar7
My girlfriend has very touching feeling towards your butt, how have you managed to achieve such a result, share your secret, she also likes your arms and legs!
Arshavin: I got it from my parents. Doesn’t she pay any attention to your coxofemoral joints and limbs? ;)

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 12 August 2010 12:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bit confused by this: http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1509319623?bctid=524105962001

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Someone shop Arshavin's face onto that crap Cosmo cover shop of Britney?

I thought they did that already

― How could you forget the crazy hooker? (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp the anti marketing dollar, that's a good dollar

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

ps a nominations thread to relive all of the great arshavin photoshop would be great, but there's simply no way i could choose btwn robbenballs and wheresarshavin or any of the other absolute classics.

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

and given the weird way ilx voted in the food fight poll an arshavinfight in the final will probably be something not very imaginative probably like one of arshavin eating a pizza or arshavin in mexico, or something.

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

arshavin just wearing normal clothes and looking fairly bored

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

Definitely noticing a trend of him sticking his tongue out when he's concentrating:

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 22 August 2010 11:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

― HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Sunday, 22 August 2010 12:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

INVISIBLE BICYCLE

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

― useless chamber, Friday, 3 September 2010 15:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Request for the Arshavin treatment.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 9 September 2010 11:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

robben balls all time, just saying

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 September 2010 11:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

NEVER IN DOUBT

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

<3 U ARSHAVIN

U R LEGEND 2 RUSIAN PPL

& PPL OF WHOLE WORLD

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 16:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

he was at his most elflike yesterday I thought

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 3 December 2010 16:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

rinat dasaev looks like he's been exhumed

― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 16:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Monday, 17 January 2011 09:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Monday, 17 January 2011 11:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 17:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm not a parent, but I'd imagine that's sort of moment every father dreams of capturing.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 23:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Saturday, 26 February 2011 12:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha brilliant ken

― F-Unit (Ste), Saturday, 26 February 2011 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

You should set up a tumblr or summat with these Ken, get these out there!

― La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 26 February 2011 15:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^^

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 26 February 2011 17:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Monday, 7 March 2011 10:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, couldn't resist.

― Obese Pony-hating Liberal (Billy Dods), Monday, 7 March 2011 15:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

I will have nightmares of those Corgan clowns.

― Fetchboy, Monday, 7 March 2011 16:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 09:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

― James Mitchell, Monday, 16 May 2011 08:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

There's a barman at Mason & Taylor in London who looks a lot like Andrei. It's hard not to start an embarrassing conversation with him about this when you've had a couple of krieks.

― Madchen, Monday, 16 May 2011 12:55 (2 years ago) Permalink