SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME

and to you sir i say no.

so disappointed you don't have that stuff on tap at your local bar :(

im sure they have its close gadawful cousin in some sort of multibottle refrigeration unit tho if that assuages your concerns

plus i prefer to either drink my peppermint schnapps out of a paper bag in pint form or with little bits of gold floating in it because i am a hustla

actually i hate all of these things. harrumph

very reassured by your continued access to german schnapps, considerably less so by yr preferred methods of consumption

holy shit dudes, today is my friday and i am not going back to work until 28 june! cottage in michigan near the dunes here i come. bring me some nice weather god. sad times on hiatus for atleast ten days biyatch!

OK YOU WIN THIS ROUND

we are all winners if we be party and awesome, amirite?

OK WE WIN THIS ROUND

that's a marv albert YES!

TORNADO WATCH ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE MN MEANS WHITE WINE AND MINOR FUN STYLE HOUSE ORGANAZINAZING TO BE FOLLOWED WITH VODKA TONICS W/SPLASH OF CREME DE CASSIS AND THEN I SHAKE THE FIST SKYWARD AND SAY ME TO YOU WEATHER EAT IT

wow, I've been doing this "tornado watch" thing all wrong for a very long time...

oh shit!!

i haven't even driven home from work yet

going to oz, brb

I am only off til june 22 but it's still pretty awesome.

I AM OFF UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING BUT I AM UNSTOPPABLE

LIKE A TORNADO OF PARTY

AND AWESOME

well yes

I AM WORKING ALL EVENING AND EVERY DAY INCLUDING THIS WEEKEND BUT IT'S FROM HOME IN MY BATHROBE WITH A BASEBALL GAME ON THE BOX SO FUCK YOU SAD TIMES, MY BATHROBE IS AWESOME

BLACK PEARL RICE + SOY SAUCE + ENOUGH WASABI TO MAKE MY EYES WATER + MIGHTY ARROW PALE ALE BY THE TRUCKLOAD + IRISH HORROR MOVIE ABOUT DANGEROUS COWS WHAT ATTACK = FRIDAY NIGHT BLISS WHICH STANDS LIKE A FAMINE WALL IN THE FACE OF DUMMY SAD TIMES ADVERSITY SO BALLS TO YOU SAD TIMES STARE INTO THE EYES OF AWESOME AND HIS BEST FRIEND BE PARTY

TONIGHT FUCKING OWNED. I HAVE TO GET UP IN LIKE 4 HOURS.

DRANK WINE AND HAD GREAT DINNER WITH ILXORS EARLIER THIS EVENING + FINALIZED PLANS TO SPEND MOST OF JULY IN NYC + MORE DRINK + MORE OF WHAT I POSTED IN "YOUR FUCKING FRIDAY" THREAD.

Also listening to Sleater-Kinner very very loud.

Kinney (fuck, what the hell is my problem)

BEERFEST + BBQ = SATURDAY PWNED

SAD TIME I.E. MOVING HOUSE, IS OVER

PARTY TIME AWESOME I.E. FRANGELICO ON ICE W/LIME, IS ABOUT TO BEGIN IN OUR BRAND FUCKING NEW AWESOME BACK PATIO IN OUR NICE NEW NEIGHBOURHOOD WHICH IS NOT A SCUMMY GHETTO

P.S. YOU ARE ALL INVITED

I wish I could be there!!! *SOB*

i showed up but a raccoon chased me away ;_l

man sorry :(

fuckin raccoons

gonna piss in your shower iirc

TODAY WAS BEST DAY

OSTRICH RACES AND
CAMEL RACES AND THEN LAKE
TODAY WAS BEST DAY

NYC & CHICAGO TRIP RULED!

Also got raise from work. More money can indeed buy a little more happiness.