most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"

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is there a single person on ilx who stans for this worthless facebook whore?

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought Jordan S was down with his "R&B" vocals?

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

a continued list of people who currently rap better than Drake:

Jaleel White as Steve Urkel and Bea Arthur - "Do the Urkel"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=642NoVnqWfo&feature=related

Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson - "Do the Bartman"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6iFw-TkVM&feature=related

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

hecandoitshecandoitsocani

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i generally like his r&b songs/hooks a lot, yeah

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

for real and for serious: weird al is a better rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Zc9NyYH-k

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm an 808s & hb stan tho!

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link


ban me.

― Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:58 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney have you heard "find your love"?

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Better than Drake:
souljaboytellem
asher roth
Tech9
Rob Base

On a Par with Drake:
Travie McCoy

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i think he is pretty good at doing hooks etc

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't mind him on shit like 'i invented sex'

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

He's fine on that timbaland track until he gets off the hook

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

so basically he is a male Ashanti, is what you're saying

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

let's say a taller ashanti

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i think there's a place for him but i just don't understand how he's just waltzed to the top of the rap industry

is there another rapper that has got to this position putting in as little work?

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

he put in a lot of work social network famewhoring for the attention of 16-year-old girls via MySpace and then music industry people and critics are forced to legitimize his shit "music" to maintain the illusion of a "industry"

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

He actually put in a lot more work than, say, Yelawolf or whatever, it's just that his music sucks balls

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

well yelawolf has one amazing mixtape that i know of and up until now drake has one terrible mixtape so?

hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm an 808s & hb stan tho!

― Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:59 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah just checkin in to say keep up the hate and lols and i'm not sure i see the linkages between this and 808s

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost

from what I understand, drake had an unprecedented online hustle, actively using all of social networking, reaching out to fans, basically building a working brand on the internet before wayne snatched him up, no?

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yelawolf makes music

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Drake seemed huge on last.fm even before "Best I Ever Had"/So Far Gone.

nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Now point your fingers up to the sky
And talk through your nose way up high
Spin and dip and jump and cavort
And finish it off with a laugh and snort

stfü (crüt), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't even get the kelsey grammar thing

goole, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

grammer

goole, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Kelsey Grammer was the executive producer of the UPN show "Girlfriends"

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

is there a single person on ilx who stans for this worthless facebook whore?

― peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:55 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

reading that vv article and it's like, this is the rest of the internet's chance to out popist ilx, pretty hilarious that everyone here is just standing back and laughing.

teflon donk (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

is that seriously the reference

goole, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

now that I understand the kelsey grammer line it is making me lol

stfü (crüt), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney have you heard "find your love"?

― Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 2:00 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

see to me that's just kind of shitty even as an R&B song...those weak-ass "hey hey hey"s in the background and that cheesy chorus. that's what gets me, he's not even a great singer, he's just a good-for-a-singing-rapper singer, 3rd best voice in a boy band singer. you might as well buy a Howie Dorough solo album.

some dude, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I was thinking maybe there was some television reference in the surrounding lines that would explain why mentioning Kelsey Grammer at the end of that would make a lick of sense, but no

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i want to think that "getting the Kelsey Grammar joke" is like a litmus test for something but i'm not exactly sure what

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

"knowing something superficial about black American culture"?

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

He might as well go all out and say "I'm a bitchy old grandmother: TYLER PERRY"

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do

some dude, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah just checkin in to say keep up the hate and lols and i'm not sure i see the linkages between this and 808s

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:20 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark

well... "find your love" is totally an 808s rip off -- it was even prod by kanye -- it's pretty blatant

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

i like wes anderson basically but i hate drake! i'm so complex :)

it's hard out here for a special snowflake (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

btw... drake wasn't exactly plucked from nowhere cuz he had a pretty face. he actually had a failed single with trey songz -- i remember him talking about seeing it on 106 & park & then it never getting played again or something. he certainly had some sort of... online "hustle" -- i don't think it's up to what whiney is saying, and it always seemed to me that he was being pushed by blogs more than he was pushing himself, but it wasn't straight to rap stardom for him -- altho the young money affiliation certainly didn't hurt

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

well... "find your love" is totally an 808s rip off -- it was even prod by kanye -- it's pretty blatant

― Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 15, 2010 2:45 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah i guess i'm speaking more about the approach/intent and like where kanye was coming from vs. where drake is coming from but point taken

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

see "Find Your Love" doesn't sound that 808s to me (or at least not any more than lots of Drake's stuff), has kind of a bright '80s R&B sample sound, although I have no idea what the sample actually is. if anything sounds like that lame Consequence single from last year.

some dude, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah some people will go a little too far with the "oh he had these connections, he was being pushed all the way" thing...it's not like every other Young Money flunkie or Canadian TV star or nephew of someone from Sly & The Family Stone is a rap superstar too.

some dude, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I f/w "Find Your Love"

nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

tbh I am happy that I live in a self-defined bubble where the most I have ever heard of Drake is like the 5 seconds it takes for me to identify his voice and change to another channel

Damn these skinny jeans' pockets. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

most people don't realize this, but B.o.B's uncle is Jerry Martini

nakhchivan. nakhchivan. nakhchivan i wanna rock ya (The Reverend), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

for grocery bag completeness i should note that some random ass brisco song features the line

i'm in my own lane... BOWLING BALL

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

which rivals his own "i'm not about that britney spears initials/ that's BS" or whatever the hell he says on the "all i do is win" remix

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

for worst line of the year

Youve Beenexposed (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

but is brisco's delivery laser-guided enough to turn those into automatic catch phrases??

killahpriest (/\/K/\/\), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link


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