Sea Devils And Die: GeroniMoffat's Doctor Who In The 2010s

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Yeah, Matt Smith is killing as the Doctor, he just needs a new companion.

The Doctor needs to shower?

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Clearly, the SAD is shaped to resemble the crack.

No, it's the other way up.

This was fucking ace, maybe even slightly better than The Eleventh Hour. Two milliseconds of awful Rustyisms (power of wuv, obv, & it's not enough for the building to explode and kill some people - no the entire SOLAR SYSTEM must be in peril... for two seconds of cheap drama. but even the power of wuv was actually set up to make story sense!), loved everything else.

Hope they explain why the ship was all TARDISy later, and Smith is in my top three Doctors of all time. Loved his sting before the credits here, as in Amy's Choice.

Oh, what did he say pre-credits after the bit about this not being some moon? "I think I see a..." mumble mumble Britishes speak up pls.

when we saw the crack at the end it glowed, does that mean it's going to erase the happy couple like rory? embarrassingly i'm invested enough in their relationship to be concerned.

the crack always glows

Yeah, but now it's started to open up because Amy has seen the ring.

Liked this a lot: 'is he a dealer?'

Next week fun times:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi9CBxPj_-U

Oh, and now we know the fanwanky tossed in reference to an old alium that's there just for the spotters - Drahvins mentined in the Next Time clip.

Strangely enough I was fine with Corden but couldn't get over Daisy Haggard as every time I saw her was reminded of The Persuasionists.

I really liked Daisy Haggard (and think it would be hilarious to get her to darken her hair to play a satirical Sam Cameron).

srsly who the hell was building a TARDIS, and how and why? the Doctor didn't seem too bothered about these questions at the end (as with the silence in Venice or indeed the TARDIS fragment).

Sontaran ship in the next week trailer? hmm

I liked how the Doctor was all weird and alien in this one.

when he pulled the shower curtain back with wet hair he never looked more like chris morris.

i just had a dream about a 12th Doctor - looked a lot like the guy in Star Stories who isn't Kevin Bishop. the man in the picture kept popping up too, except each time with bushier eyebrows than before.

the man in the picture kept popping up too, except each time with bushier eyebrows than before.

You got a season arc right there.

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the last three have been, tho enjoyable, quite frustrating. so glad Moffat's back next week.

Oh, what did he say pre-credits after the bit about this not being some moon? "I think I see a..." mumble mumble Britishes speak up pls.

"Ryman's". It's a chain of stationery shops you get across England.

the man in the picture kept popping up too, except each time with bushier eyebrows than before.

are you referring to the super weird painting in the hallway behind craig and whatever-her-name-was?

yes

nick cave meets max wall (max wall? cracks-in-wall?)

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I really enjoyed that one - genuine lols throughout, Matt Smith was terrific and Corden is more bearable when he's not doing his lairy lad schtick. Even more so when he's been repeatedly headbutted.

Doctor playing football was fun and will really annoy the ming-mongs probably more than any of the kissing.

I bet the fake Tardis comes back at some point. Next week's looks fantastic in an overblown fantasy epic way.

You know it looked like a Jagaroth spaceship to me, and the time loop stuff was extremely like what happened to Dr. Kerensky's chicken.

ugh seriously fuck the heterosexual agenda

there's no hetero agenda, just no alternative agenda

As a football-indifferent nerd I was pleased enough with "football, that's the one with the sticks, right?" etc not to mind the Dr as greatest footballer who ever lived section, though if it had lasted any longer I might have started to roll my eyes

(end mingmong communiqué)

the Doctor being good at football didn't really work for me but maybe good that the 'dorky science guy is crap at sports' cliche tho. he should've made up a footballer name for himself, or even just said John Smith.

Doctor playing football was fucking rubbish. Amy's entire input to the show was rubbish too. And not knowing how an actual screwdriver worked.
Lack of social awareness/awkwardness was good.
I mostly think Smith is a very good actor carrying a poorly written series.

Who ever heard of 8 a side Sunday league played with 5 a side goals?

Never mind drahvins, Gareth finally got to sneak in a canon reference to his pet Chelonians

Yeah, noticed that too.

If the finale turns out to be ripped off from Alien Bodies, which superficially it is by about 80% thus far from what we know about the main (non-Amy/River) plot, Lawrence Miles will spontaneously explode.

did the Doctor mention a 'localised' time loop? does that mean the whole planet (if not solar system) was skipping now and then or just the Colchester region?

crackpot theory is that inside the Pandorica is the Anti-Doctor ie evil twin, as it seems that it is not actually empty or necessarily awaiting an inhabitant. can't just be a classic enemy, River or whatever.

Okay. I really didn't like this episode.

Oddly enough the one thing I did like was James Cordon. (I don't mind him when he's acting, I suppose, only when he's doing his LARGER THAN LIFE BIG PERSONALITY shctick)

There was a postcard for the Vincent Van Gogh exhibition on the fridge (Corden made the point he'd never been to Paris), but it had vanished towards the end after the perception filter had been lifted. Not quite sure what it means.

Why doesn't the doctor know how humans interact, having spent quality time with the Tyler clan, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Martha + family, Sarah-Jane + family etc etc etc?

I reckon what's inside the Pandorica is related somehow to previous incarnations, reffing them's been definitely a thing this series.

Maybe yr woman packed the Van Gogh flier to show to the monkeys.

Maybe the postcard belonged to the ex-flatmate?

Maybe the writers have been watching too much LOST and feel they should be dropping inter episode references wherever possible.

This had the stench of Fear Her about it. It didn't quite reach the level of the Doctor carrying the Olympic torch, though it threatened to come close with the bit of football in World Cup week business. But it turned out to be just a really shit scene.

So tremendously unfunny throughout too.

so was this the episode that was hastily knocked out to replace Gaiman's postponed one? does seem like it (i thought this was Nye's but that seemed better thought out on the whole).

Why doesn't the doctor know how humans interact, having spent quality time with the Tyler clan, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Martha + family, Sarah-Jane + family etc etc etc?

Why was Colin Baker a snotty prick when Peter Davison had been so warm and friendly?

Yeah yeah, OK, but this one's hung around with Amy + Rory and various other humans, so all this air-kissy nonsense was just shit.

Someone's posted the original Lodger comic from Doctor Who mag, which I hadn't seen before. Comic Ten gives me the heebie-jeebies tbh.

Do Whovians always miss the forest for the trees?

He's only hung about with them in environments engineered by him, where he's in control. And he had no intention of visiting imaginary-future-Amy-and-Rory in Amy's Choice and wasn't comfortable dealing with their ordinary hu-man lives. And he's been thrust into this situation, so feels especially uncertain. But mainly, Smith looked lol doing it so I will defend it all day.

wish that Lodger comic had been posted as a .cbr

wish that Lodger comic had been posted as a .cbr

You can just download and zip them all, then change the .zip extension to .cbr.

Yes, I intend to. It would have been easier to do two clicks to download & two clicks to open, than to do eighteen clicks to open all the pages and make sure the links work, another eighteen to save the files, two to open the folder, ten to highlight all the files, two to launch WinRAR, ten to type The_Lodger, nine to rename it to .cbr, and then two to open it.

The_Lodger.cbr

You know the more I remind myself about Alien Bodies, and what Lawrence did with Sam, I'm amazed he hasn't exploded already.

Alien Bodies: Lots of the most worstest baddies of all time gather in a remote city to attend an auction for the deadliest weapon ever made. The Doctor and Sam come along and it turns out that the weapon is a future Doctor's dead body in a big box. Also features a cameo from a not particularly dangerous and fairly obscure b&w era alium.

Sam: Turns out there were two Sams split in time, one who travelled with the Doctor and one who didn't (they get referred to as 'Blonde Sam' and 'Dark Sam'). When they discover a crack in time which is a leftover of the events of the McGann TV Movie, Sam falls into it and the only way she can be restored is to find Dark Sam and for her to cast herself into it. It turns out Blonde Sam never existed until Dark Sam fell into the rift, when she touched the Doctor's hand and his biodata created Blonde Sam in the past.

What price the Faction Paradox turning up then, eh?

I thought this was a priceless bit of knockabout children's telly, and would have liked it even more if it had all been told from Corden's character's point of view with no Amy and no TARDIS. Headbutting mindmeld, wearing tweedy jacket over football kit, air kissing, not-so-subtly getting wuvbirds together, putting clients on hold while eating a biscuit, all V. FUNNY. The Doctor had a real Cat in the Hat quality about him this week, as if he was going to ruin James Corden's life, but then actually improved it.

I would have liked it more if Corden's desire to turn into his own sofa had turned out to be some product of the ship upstairs, and that when it disappeared he would suddenly feel like going to Paris. Although I suppose that did kind of happen, since he did say he could now see the point of Paris if Daisy Haggard was there.

Still do not see Matt Smith as attractive, but maybe I would have been besotted with him if I was twelve.