The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

knew he had made it big time when he was mentioned on tosh.0

That is an awesome hat.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

"...using only these two hands. And whatever paints happened to be on sale that week at Michael's."

Heh.

Thanks, guys.

http://i46.tinypic.com/k96sqq.png

looooooooool

keep up the good fight! taking a step back, the combination of 1) a legal battle between one http://i46.tinypic.com/rt2713.jpg Taitz, who not only relentlessly presses forward on her absurd birther beliefs but is also somehow always on television and found some spare time to run for secretary of state, and Dan Lacey, renowned painter of, among other things, pancakes, with 2) a micro-transaction fundraising campaign based on a pixel-by-pixel reveal of the artist's greatest http://i46.tinypic.com/rt2713.jpg painting of all, titled http://i46.tinypic.com/rt2713.jpg TAITZ: The Naked Pancake Truth...my mind is blown.

wait this is an actual real thing...?

oh my god

good luck, USA

Thanks!

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_bp_pancake.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/jim_robinson_freerepublic_flag_day_pancake.jpg

If you happen to be in the Twin Cities area, I'll be having an Orly art show on the Fourth of July.

wow - i don't check in on this thread for a while and all hell breaks loose! congrats on your newfound fame, Dan.

BPancake Obama is awes.

http://gawker.com/5609513/help-save-steven-slater-with-art

Noble pancake painter-of-the-stars Dan Lacey is doing his part to assist poor incarcerated hero maniac flight attendant Steven Slater—through art. Proceeds from this majestic insta-painting all go to Steven. Plus, see how nice it looks? Bid now. [EBay]

I was thinking today that I should go back and get Dan to paint a portrait of my dog
I still have no face chase on my wall

Steven Slater is an American hero tbh

Such a dog portrait would be worthwhile

what ever happened with the orly lady? was there more paintings of her? was the person who commissioned the paintings some big wig billionaire?

I said it was George Soros and I haven't heard from Orly since.

Yes, I would be honored to paint a portrait of your dog.

she said you are clearly deranged, how does that make you feel deep down?

I need to scrape some cash together and I'll get back to you Dan.

No rush-

http://www.faithmouse.com/jared_loughner_pancake_portrait.jpg

crepey

These are male breasts and nipples, and therefore completely SFW-

http://www.faithmouse.com/happy_birthday_rush_limbaugh.jpg

wow dude.

Hey Dan, are you putting out a collection or coffee-table book of these?

I guess I could put something together with Blurb.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_putin_blueberry_study.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/conan_obama_tbs_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/meg_whitman_pancake_whore.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/glenn_beck_christ.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_rescue_chilean_miners.jpg

Nice Gawker push today

i've missed dan

Just thought about him the other day when Orly Taitz popped up in the news.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/leading-birther-taitz-chastized-by-federal-judge/2011/07/26/gIQADZL4aI_blog.html

No mention of pancakes or Soros in this article. :|

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele-bachmann-spirit-waterloo.jpg

Oops. That last one was meant to be a link.

Oh jesus can we get a NSFW warning up in here, I just clicked on that at work, fuck.

...or yeah that'll work :)

I bet you don't miss me so much now.

no, the bachmann/gacy thing was nice

Linkified that last one.

O_o

or un-display-ified, whatever

hate doing edits in html so much

Thanks.

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele_bachmann_spirit_waterloo.jpg

Michelle Obama DickGirl NSFW

I'm pretty happy with this new 'Casey' which I finished a few days ago; it started as a detailed acrylic which I re-painted with oil. It has a nice pasteled look-
http://www.faithmouse.com/casey_anthony_mask_kiss.jpg

In that Waterloo painting I purposefully placed the horizonline to evoke Dali. He used it quite a bit.

They are pancakes -

http://www.faithmouse.com/paula_deen_pancake_breasts_disaster.jpg

THAT'S Casey?! I thought it was Putin. Putin rubbin' them putins together, mashin' em all up.

John Edwards's two-faced mug shot -
http://www.faithmouse.com/john_edwards_mug_shot_pancake.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele_bachmann_corndog_ichthus.jpg

An unfinished painting of Rahm Emanuel getting sodomized by the Sears Tower.

This painting is NSFW

Otherwise, been painting a number of Amy Winehouses and other things-

http://www.faithmouse.com/large-blue-amy-winehouse.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/large_green_art_easel.jpg

I don't care if I am at work. There was no way that I wasn't going to click on an image entitled "Rahm Emanuel Getting Sodomized by the Sears Tower"

Robocop With Breasts 9-11 Anniversary Painting - NSFW

Just to say, I don't consider this painting to be NSFW.

dat's edgy

is that a vagina in the wtc? or just flames?

Just flames.
I call this 'RIck Perry, Violent Pancake' -

http://www.faithmouse.com/rick_perry_violent_pancake.jpg

loved this one (somewhat nsfw):

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrnedyS3Vh1qzayzko1_500.jpg

Wow that is great indeed!

brilliant