Favourite John Peel quotes

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Thanks for all the reminders, it helps ease the unexplained pain.

Go to BBC & vote the undertones for the festive 50.

My abiding memory of JP is not the time I actualy met him but Reading 1977 when having played a track at the wrong speed he said "ah well it's your last chance to annoy the neighbours & we all chanted "John Peel's a C**t"

As my Dad is now in Sumatra I'll tell his story - my half brother was in school with JP's son & when my dad met Mr. Ravenscroft (who he recognised) he said what do you do for a living & JP replied "I'm John Peel" my Dad said "yes but what do you do?" wound JP up but he later said it reminded him where he stood.
I met JP once in Batisford & he was so kind it didn't feel like hero worship.

carl_W, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

there's a picture of him talking to elton john that's been published in a couple of places now (nme p9, word p70) which, if you look carefully, he's wearing his red-with-white-lettering John Peel Is A Cunt tshirt in.

why's he wearing two watches in that one picture? i'm sure i remember him explaining it before but can't quite recall the reason.

"No three things go quite as well together as a Trio" 8)

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

One is a stopwatch IIRC

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 09:44 (nineteen years ago) link

What a fantastic thread.
Not that long ago and I can't remember what it was about but JP was reminiscing and mentioned "...it was about the same time that Graeme Souness replaced the entire Liverpool defence with items of garden furniture."
Around the same time, after some eardrumshredding american guitar squealing (possibly something off the fantastic "Bllleaaarrghh!" 7" EP) he said "It's all so noisy isn't it? Don't you just sometimes long to hear Sting at his most introspective?"

paperwerewolf, Thursday, 11 November 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Re : Swing Out Sister : their keyboard player Andy Connell had previously been in A Certain Ratio
--- Stewart Osborne, October 27th, 2004

...and his mum used to teach me at primary school!

Simon Green (fatmancunian), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Rubishing the NME's decision to name The Smiths the most influencial band ever:
'You and saying which is better, Tuesday or a Piece of String'

, Friday, 12 November 2004 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I vote for Tuesday.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"If I drop dead tomorrow, I'll have nothing to complain about - except that there'll be another Fall album out next year."

TheFly, Friday, 12 November 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

"Doesn't your whole body throb with longing every time you hear their name? Of course it does. That's The Fall and 'Everything Hurtz'."

retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The Peel show some time in the mid 80's "Right if your standing up i want you to sit down because i'm going to play a record by Yes, not because i like it , but because i think the message is important" Peel then proceds to play Dont kill the Whale by Yes."an important message i think you'll agree, mind you the fact that Yes like them makes me want to swim out in the ocean with a knife between my teeth and hunt a whale down". RIP John.

Trevor Smith, Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

After playing a cut from the debut Def Leppard EP in the early '80's:

"You might thing those are bronzed adonises from California, but
instead they're acne-scarred teenagers from Sheffield."

Jay Novello, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Searching through tapes of old JP shows, I found the one where he gave 'Blue Monday' its first airing. Afterwards he said "Oh well, you can't expect them to release a good single everytime. It's like expecting Liverpool to win every Saturday". I wonder if he ever changed his mind.

Tim Maher, Friday, 26 November 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss JP even more now, knowing he doesn't like Blue Monday.

Ally C (Ally C), Friday, 26 November 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Tim - if you have a way of digitising that section of the tape and emailing it to me, I'd be very grateful.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 26 November 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

when I was coming up on the bus on sunday, reading through the peel-cover issue of mojo, I was suddenly hit by my first emotions regarding his death. I'd realised that my little brothers would not be privy to that sad thrill of tuning in to hear him on a shaky radio propped up by their bedside. they won't get to experience that ever and it's very sad.

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 26 November 2004 22:24 (nineteen years ago) link

From the Guardian 'G2' (Pop quiz: did John Peel really say "At number 18, it's Jennifer Rush, scoring more often than Ian Rush ...", and if he didn't, should he have done?). - sorely missed.

Pinko_Palinko, Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
i've been listening to old minidisks and one of my favourite quotes is at the start of a "do make say think" track peelie mutters over the intro

"it starts off quietly, throbbing, as you may be doing yourselves...
i certainly hope so"

classic! i've got some more good'uns on the same disk...

there's one where he's talking about seeing a band in europe (spain i think)it goes along the lines of...

"and you can see them in spain on the 12th, if you can afford it. and which of us in Blair's Britain cannot!!!"

the way he sed it is ace! i really miss him still...
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cheeseinspace.co.uk, Monday, 31 January 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
i realise this is an old thread now but i don't care :)
i never heard it but my mate told me that he almost shat himself in the car one nite and heard:
end of song....
"ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
another song...
"sorry about that. touch of cramp in the leg"

amazing! :) And I never got tired or failed to laugh at hearing " Sorry, seemed to have played that at the wrong speed". I miss John, i always thought of him as my grandad :)

RIP Grandad!
you're greatly missed

m0th, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Talking about the majority of his listeners: "I'm old enough to be their father, and in the cases of some of the uglier ones very possibly am."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Sometime in the early eighties, John Peel did a show with a sore throat and freaked out my young and innocent self by commenting "what I need is some young lady to come and stick her tongue down my throat". Some things never leave you and that is one of mine.
From 1978 to 1984 I listened to J Peel "religiously". I wish i'd kept the tapes of the nights I recorded when i was gonna be out.
An audio compilation online of quotes would be a great idea.
jon 6/5/05

Jon Active, Saturday, 7 May 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
"I know a lot of people say, 'I'm not interested in politics', but to them I reply, 'Possibly not, but politics is very interested in _you_'"

Also many cases where he would read out some disgruntled letter or email, and finish with "There's only one 's' in disgraceful, by the way" or something akin to that.

David Jennings, Monday, 20 June 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Does anyone else remember the show where he was talking about the surprise (50th, I think) birthday party and he was saying how Sheila had arranged for a band - I think it might have been the Four Brothers - to play, and he got almost tearful, then played 'Sheila Take a Bow' by The Smiths?

kerri tyler, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:46 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
During his Radio 1 1993 daytime stint, I remember he was forced to play some playlist records, one of which was by Go West. He said something like "that was by 'Go West'. [pause]. I wish they would".

Andy Smith, Saturday, 8 October 2005 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I had been listening to John Peel since circa 1974, and cannot recall the amusing observations that he made, because there were so many lf them; although the following items do come to mind.
He once metioned going to his car in a car park, and being heckled a group of young men who had recognised him and kept calling out his name. He then reminisced "...it's at times like these that you just want to open up the boot of your car, and pull out the Uzi 9mm...dont you?"
Peely had played a number of tracks, over a period of time, by a band called 'The Ukranians'. They were a band made up of David Gedge and, I believe other members of 'The Wedding Present' – the sound they produced was similar to the theme music of Radio 4's 'Home Truths' (if that helps you). On reading out, from the LP, the list of the band's members names, he proceded to produce, in a slightly sarcastic tones a list of rather unbelieveable people. I cannot remember all of them, but 'conversation' went something like this: "...and on lead guitar is 'Roman Remains' ..." slight pause "...I think we should possibly take these 'names' with a pinch of salt...".

Trevor Bendell, Sunday, 9 October 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

His remark regarding Crispy Ambulance's choice of a band name:

"They sound a bit like...a sortof folk band, you'd imagine a folk band would be called Crispy Ambulance because they're always called things like '2,000 Megaton Turnip' and things like that."

Bimble The Nimble, Jumped Over A Thimble! (Bimble...), Sunday, 9 October 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Just before playing Killing Joke's Psyche...
"Hark I hear the cry of the meadow pipit..."

jiji, Sunday, 9 October 2005 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

During Festive 50 just after James Sit Down.

"Bob Harris is preparing himself for later frenzied acitivity
on Radio One FM after the 10:30 news
and I'm sure he's probably listening to the show
at this VERY MOMENNT."

jiji, Sunday, 9 October 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

The time that he referred to some foreign dignitary on Home Truths. The start of the dignitary's name was countless hundreds of 'Sri's' Peel read them out and speeded up the tape till his voice was a galloping mutant cartoon squeak "srisrisrisrisri...." ad infinitum. One of the funniest, weirdest radio moments I've experienced. bless him.

rae robinson, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 05:46 (eighteen years ago) link

From an mp3 http://www.fistoffun.net/downloads.htm
I think its from hit the north, with Peel standing in for Mark Radcliffe in oct 96:

'That was Hank Williams though, with 'when god comes and gathers his jewels' and I suspect that in popular newspaper parlance that probably these days means testicles but I don't think thats what hank williams had in mind when he wrote the song'

Priceless

I think the thing about John as a presenter was that he wasn't 'a radio presenter'. He was still himself on the radio, not some kind of watered down, anodyne version.
Death to profesionalism.

Willow, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 06:11 (eighteen years ago) link

On the prog rock top 20 (or something like that)that was shown on Channel 4. "ELP, a waste of talent and electricity"

trevor smith, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Wonderful, witty stuff here, including his dissing of musicians I happen to enjoy. (Or more precisely, people whose MUSIC I happen to enjoy.) Too bad I never got to hear the man's programme in real time. No doubt many of we North Americans feel the same.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Can't believe I've only found this today!

Best one I remember was, during a Festive 50 in the early 90s, John announced that our local transmitter was going to be out of action for a few minutes. The signal duly went dead and crackled to life again halfway through the next record. After it had finished, John remarked "The transmitter should be back on again so, if you still can't hear us, there's something wrong with your radio!!"

Pete McCosh, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

my 2 favourite peel quotes are 1) his reference to 'gangster capitalists' on home truths, and 2)after playing the cocteau twins head over heels side 2 in full in 1983:'well, if you didnt like that i think the chances must be pretty high that you are dead.'

ivan todd, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I requested The Fall's "Rebellious Jukebox" for the show to be aired on the day he died. I had been deeply upset and tearful (at work, in my office!) all day.

When they opened the show with it I sobbed uncontrollably. I haven't been the same since.

I honestly still think about him every day.

Paul Gowers, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I made a thread which may be handy in the future

Thread to contain the John Peel quotes from the Observer so that we can still look at it when they take the article away in 2027

hmmm (hmmm), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"Half Man Half Biscuit, every song title a potential t-shirt" (said after a session track)

Dr_Mango, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I remember after Liverpool won the european cup in 1984 against Roma in what was a very tedious game, and they had recieved a lot of flak from the press. John came on at the start of his programme and said something like 'I don't know what's wrong with people - they seem to think that if the score isn't 8-7 after extra time, and if the winning goal isn't scored by a 4 year old orhpan in a pink dress, and if there isn't a giant scoreboard that lights up with fudge recipes at half time, they seem to think it's a boring game!"

Kenchie, Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Doing my 80's ballot reminded me of this one:
"That was Big Black, from the album 'Songs about Knitting'"

and there was the John Walters quote "If Peel ever reaches puberty, the show's in trouble"

Joe Kay (feethurt), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 21:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, for a dude who I disagree with hugely aesthetics/band-fan-wise, the man is good for a laff or fifty.

disco violence (disco violence), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Thursday 13th October 2005 is being marked as John Peel Day, a year to the day since his last Radio 1 show was broadcast. I for one will celebrate by listening to a few of his (and my) faves.
Gone but not forgotten. Also, I'm about to get my new ipod engraved with "I'm sorry I think I may have played that at the wrong speed" in tribute.

Nick Judd, Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry to do it this way but would be grateful if you could do this:

Dear All

I would be grateful if you would do two things for me to mark one John Peel’s passing:

1)As in the spirit of the original Festive Fifty, please send me your top three tracks (singles or LP tracks) in order 1 2 3. Please ensure you send both name of track as well as artist/group.

2)Send this email to a bunch of people, asking them to send their top 3 to me at festivefifty@hotmail.co.uk by midnight 17th December.

I will collate the answers and put out a definitive Festive Fifty at www.festivefifty.net on 24th December this year.

I know this sounds a little…….but my love of music was fuelled by Peelie and having read the Mick Wall book, it brought it home how much he gave us and I would like to give a little back myself. If you think this is bollocks, then please do not reply but do me a favour, send it on as there are plenty of people who will not feel that way.

Cheers

Festive Fifty, Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Not a quote as such, but a reflection on John's humour.
At a John Peel roadshow in Guildord many years ago, I sidled up with my autograph book and then I was face to face with John - a great moment for me.
He signed my book and chatted for a couple of minutes - which was great, but when I read the dedication I cracked up.

I'd told him my name was "Steven with a v", so, of course, that is what he'd written

Steve Warner, Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Not a quote as such, but a reflection on John's humour.
At a John Peel roadshow in Guildord many years ago, I sidled up with my autograph book and then I was face to face with John - a great moment for me.
He signed my book and chatted for a couple of minutes - which was great, but when I read the dedication I cracked up.

I'd told him my name was "Steven with a v", so, of course, that is what he'd written!

Steve Warner, Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

John Peel at the Reading Festival in the 70's whilst playing tunes to an indifferent crowd in between bands - "Come on you lot, this is about as much fun as a Young Conservatives disco!"

Kenchie, Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

1. David Courtenay - Rancid
2. Down payment Blues - AC/DC
3. Gallows Pole - Led Zeppelin

David Frater, Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

This was back in the early 1980s when John Peel played a Theatre of Hate song, and then said:

Well, if that doesn't get to number 1, I'm going to shave off DLT's head

Aboodi Shabi, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

A great set of quotes - made me laugh and cry and every comment about the multi-talented Peely...

Rob Scott, Thursday, 13 October 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I think a certain Captain Beefheart track and Ten Commandments by Prince Fari were two songs that caused Peelie to stop his car at the side of the road to listen. Any others ?

David Earlam, Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

While at Reading Festival in 89, on the Sunday I went for breakfast in a rubbish cafe and while sitting drinking my coffee was joined at my table by the man himself, who lent me his Observer to read the football results from the day before whilst observing that Liverpool's result was "the usual crap against crap teams" (or words to that effect) and we ended up having a long conversation about the merits of (what would eventually be called) grunge. What a lovely bloke.

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Thursday, 13 October 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

> OK, not a Peel quote as such, but I do remember the opening of one
> particular show where - god help us - the first record up was Kylie's
> 'I Should Be So Lucky'. It played for a while and then gradually -
> very very gradually - it was crossfaded into some gutwrenching
> hideous noise by Extreme Noise Terror or some such bunch. Wonderful.

I still have this on tape - one of my most cherished recorded moments. To be precise, it was Kylie's "Put Your Hand On Your Heart" which was pummelled out of the way by a track by Japanese thrash band SOB.

Oaf

Oaf, Friday, 14 October 2005 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link


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