Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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Guilty as charged.

" I dare say that without Killing Joke, most of your precious "heavy sounding" bands wouldn't even exist. Killing Joke have indulged in a myriad of different musical styles and sounds well beyond the monochromatic 'heavy', yet when they choose to go that route, there is no one mightier. To judge Killing Joke by one or two tracks is an excercise in blind-sighted stupidity. Do your homework before submitting an opinion! Moreover, if you're put off by the conceptual/lyrical content of Killing Joke, why not toddle home and slap on a Pixies or Cheap Trick album and celebrate the meaningless and banal. At least Killing Joke have something to say. You may not like it, agree with it...or even understand it....but at least there something of substance there. Killing Joke credit their audience with higher standards and a modicum of intelligence. Try getting that from Korn."


I'd like to think I've mellowed a bit since then.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

what board are you guys talking about anyway?

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Avast, maties! Lower the mains and heave to. These scurvy jam-band-loving sea dogs will not take us alive!

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

just throw some soap and water their way, that should scare 'em off

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Naga,...back in 2001, someone started a thread much like this one decrying MY favorite band (Killing Joke, if you hadn't guessed) and a simillar phenomenon happened. My little rant at you about using sweeping superlatives makes me look like quite a bit of a hypocrite (especially when you read the passage of mine I just cited from way back when). So, y'know, whatever. Like who you like. Who cares what other people say?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

My point wasn't so much that you don't already like the artists I listed as much as it was I think that they do the "skilled craftman" thing you're attributing to DMB much better.

Your argument about people who've like DMB being the most open-minded about music is completely false in my experience, as the people I know who knew them when they were a jam band playing colleges in upstate New York tend to stick exclusively with the Shawn Colvin/Meredith Brooks/DMB/Hootie and the Blowfish/Sting axis of music and consider U2 to be the outer limits of acceptability. Your argument about them not being exclusively for white middle-class is accurate; they're aimed at black middle-class, too (although few would admit to listening to them, particularly when faced by the nu-soul/back-to-hip-hop mafia).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

is the nu-soul mafia anything like the gay mafia?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right on, Alex, thank you.
The only reason I came here is cause I saw a post on a dmb board that said their were a million people ripping on Dave, and we need some people backing him up." Well it's a lot of fun, but I don't think I'm getting anywhere.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, only instead of being gay they all have fucked-up hair and smell like patchouli. (OH NO BLACK HIPPIES!)

Alex does have a valid point; one reason why people may be coming down harder on naga than he/she actually deserves is because his initial post reads as Yet Another Fanboy Attack and people tend to want to jump up and down on posts like that until they squeal. (Well, I do anyway.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

(To put it another way, a good portion of the DMB-ripping is hyperbole for comedic effect, so don't take it so personally. Obviously I do not want to see Dave Matthews gnawing holes in scrotums, because EW.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I guess I just like arguing with people. It's pretty hilarious sometimes

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then you fit in here better than you know!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe I'll stick around

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Welcome to ILM, Naga. You're welcome to post anytime. Most people here have different tastes and opinions on music. Hell i even saw Rush fans on here once.
Fighting in here is fun and hilarious. Thats why everyone comes here.

Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

What?, Are you ripping on Rush, you asshole. I wish I could find out where you lived and beat your ass in.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

hehe, this is fun

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hell i even saw Rush fans on here once.

You've just spotted another.

Amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

What kind of bands does everyone here like, anyway?

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why isn't this board just a chat room? This just takes longer to post a message, which is usually really short anyway

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

My next band will be called the New Soul Mafia.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's hard for people on this board to agree on what they like or dislike. Try these threads for starters:

Bands that EVERYONE likes

Bands that EVERYONE hates

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chatrooms generally aren't archived and dug up years later for more discussion.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

www.ilxor.com hate DMB

We have a slogan. Or a new one.

Heya Naga. Me, I lurv Rush, the new album's great. I also think Dave Matthews Band are a blight upon the world, but I would. ;-) Favorite band is My Bloody Valentine -- check them out sometime. Welcome to us. Alex stuck around, you should too.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

thoss two threads: BANDS EVERYONE LOVES, BANDS EVERYONE HATES, sounds to me like a waste of time on this site, I don't think any 3 people here could agree on any one thing to save there lives.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was kind of the point: to see if despite the odds, there was one band everyone could agree on. I think it remains unresolved, although I seem to remember that we never found an XTC hater on the board.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yea, XTC is pretty great. All the jam rock kids and I bond over them.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

BEST THREDD IN THE WORLD!

thanks everyone. i can't say anythingabout DMB that hasn't already been said. well, i can try "shiny-chinned smuggorama overload" but that's not really helpful.

the travis/stereophonics/ocs = dmb/hootie/cunting crows is spot-on, well done. can we all go home now?

Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

the only artist we even came close to agreeing on as great was James Brown.

What that says about "our" collective tastes, I'm not entirely sure...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually, I honestly would really like to like DMB, they're talented (I got a Vic Wooten/Carter Beauford DVD that is, like, WOW), their songs generally don't offend me or piss me off, they fight the good fight in that they're very distinct and completely not something that should have mainstream appeal yet it does, I've even seen them in concert a few times, but DANGIT WHY DON'T I FIND ANYTHING I ACTUALLY LIKE ABOUT IT!?!

Oh well. *sigh*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm just average, common too
I'm just like him, the same as you
I'm everybody's brother and son
I ain't different from anyone
It ain't no use a-talking to me
It's just the same as talking to you.

- "I Shall Be Free No. 10", B. Dylan

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

right on man, I think we should just leave it at that.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

We had all uniformly agreed on Dave Matthews Band as being the most hated until you appeared haha. Guess no-one else is gonna stick up for them though.
One thing. no-one ever agrees on anything here. Especially between the 'rock' fans and 'Pop' fans.

Ben Jones, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll stick up for DMB. Alex in NY, check this week's TV Guide for the incomplete Simpsons quote you paraphrased. RE: DMB, I find their music interesting; they are one of the few bands out there to incorporate violins, saxophones, and flutes into their music. Their music defies classification, so, if for no other reason, they are worthwhile for stretching the boundaries of music genres. You really can't fence them into any type of music - sometimes they sound like bluegrass, sometimes they sound like country, sometimes they sound like rock.

Secondly, I think the lyrics are stirring and evocative; they make me feel the emotion that the song is trying to convey. I also think that Dave Matthews is a very honest songwriter - he really seems to feel what he is writing. As to the lyrics being misogynistic, I don't see any evidence.

RE: the fans - I am not an attorney nor am I an accountant; I am not in college presently, and I have never been inside a frat house (personal choice). I also bathe daily, brush my hair, and find patchouli nauseating. I have never been nor will I ever be a hippie.

Enough said on my part.

DianaM41, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

" Their music defies classification, so, if for no other reason, they are worthwhile for stretching the boundaries of music genres."
y'wot? Are you serious?
What other music do you think does this?
I can assure you many more bands streth the boundaries of music genres.
Saxophone,Flutes, Guitars, Violins? Try Funkadelic, Godspeed You Black Emperor, (even Jethro Tull), King Crimson, Miles Davis, Spiritualized. And im deliberately trying to not be obscure here. Theres many more lesser known bands, who all push boundaries back way further than DMB.

Winker Watson, Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB > G!YBE

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Definitely the case when it comes political statements that are at least coherent and easy to read.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

What do DMB fans think about Nirvana (and grunge/indie rock in general)?
I always see them as preferring pearl jam as theyre better musicians and how much they hate Nirvana. Thats what theyre like in my personal experience.
And most think Alternative means Creed/DMB/REM.
But hey i'm aware it is a gross generalisation based on 5 people i know.

Winker Watson, Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Any real or musical reasons to hate him? He does all sorts of music."

... all of them mediocre at best.

Why do people hate him? EZ: He sucks.

Who do so many peole like him: EZ2: He sucks.

suleiman, Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

" Alex in NY, check this week's TV Guide for the incomplete Simpsons quote you paraphrased"

I swear to the deity of your choice, I was *NOT* quoting "the Simpsons"! I haven't even watched "the Simpsons" since about 1996. Get over it!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 February 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

stop quoting the Eagles Alex!

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 February 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB fans do not like all of the same things. If 5 people who like Dave, don't like grunge/indie rock. It doesn't mean we all hate Nirvana. I personally like Nirvana, they had a unique tortured soul that was awesome to listen to.
Diana wasn't saying that the DMB is better than any of those bands you listed, Winker. She said they were worth while because they could mix genres, which is true.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Thursday, 13 February 2003 02:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB never really seemed like my thing, but I don't think I've ever heard anything by them except some song that was on MTV a few years ago that was about ants marching(?) or something like that. If I were to download (sorry, I'm a cheapskate) one DMB song that would reveal to me their glory, where should I start, naga_pampa?

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

try to find a live ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER, JIMI THING, BARTENDER, DON'T DRINK THE WATER, the last two are good for lyric content, the first two are good for the jam. PLEASE listen to the whole song, and not just the first two minutes. If you don't like these songs, they're probably not for you.

naga_pampa (naga_pampa), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alright, thanks for the recommendations. I'll see what I can find.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

dmb IS frat rawk.
it's the sndtrk to date rapes and beer bongs.
it's the horrible sound of pseudo hippies (see phish,bella fleck).
it's the stuff that makes me appreciate 20 minutes of feedback.
not for what it is, but for what it's not...
dmb makes me think that people deserve what happens to them.

edde, Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christ you people are punks.

DMB and Mayer are rilly nothing alike aside from the "guy with guitar" thing and even that's pushing it given DMB's lush orchestration and Mayer's uh... lack of that.

DMB's earlier stuff rilly was quite unique sounding but ultimately it frustrated me coz every single was "unique" the same way and Crash was as pleasant a song to idle a summer away to as any Belle and Sebastian and most importantly I would FAR prefer DMB to Wilco, GY!BE, Sigur Ros, or any other "dreamy" semi-popular hip alterna-dross out there.

Not that I listen to any really, but.. I mean haven't we gotten over hating a band for its audience? Tho i suspect that the real root of the hate is that fratboy whatever types listen to DMB and feel "deep" and the gulf between the claim of "deep" and the not really that deep followthru or between "musically inventive" and the okay-not-really-that-inventive followthru is what puts foax off -- "Oh my god! People are looking for MUSICAL INNOVATION and getting THIS instead!" when in fact people are looking for something like DMB and getting precisely that.

I mean, fratboys put on Roxy to feel "sexy" -- does that make Roxy Music bad?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 February 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

DMB play false metal.

original bgm, Thursday, 13 February 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, fratboys put on Roxy to feel "sexy" -- does that make Roxy Music bad?

Nope. DMB still eats, though. Rather than saying they're better than Godspeed/Sigur etc., I'd prefer to equate them. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Both put me to sleep. But DMB make me feel happy instead of alienated or paranoid as I drift off.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, you anger my ferret! How can one push the Windy and Carl and not the G!Y!B!E! or Itchy Woooo? How HOWWWW!?!?

To that freaking hippie, can you not see Dave Mathews Band suck my farty wind?!?! How can you not feel the vibe!!?!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 February 2003 07:58 (twenty-one years ago) link


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