mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

you bring us nice NZ junk food and then you gorge on that foamy plastic BS?

don't youse people just call that 'food'?

SILENCE

i am trying to distinguish between Mickeys and Hostess as to which one is crap and which one is AWESOME AWESOMENESS

mickeys is the ones with the big mouth

JESUS CHRIST PEEPLE STOP CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR ETHNIC TERMINOLOGY

its whichever one has the chocolate frosting that most closely resembles candle wax that i find to be UNBEATABLE IN EVERY WAY

xp ha. well yes but if we are talking malt liquor i am a Colt 45 man myself.

american junkfood is pretty uninspired, i gotta say. i think i got myself way excited over nothing :(

i want more griffin's chocolate chippies, i love them again, they are so crunchy and sweet, i can't believe i forgot about them.

3 day ban for Rubyredd for BLATANT FALSENESS AND COMMITUDE

do they have AL CAPPS CHEDDAR FRIES in the place from which you hail?

have you tried an oh! henry bar yet, ruby, or milk duds?

i should install a milk duds machine in my home and hire a service provider to refill it on a daily basis

Milk Duds are so awesome until you eat a rotten one, then they are the worst idea ever.

well i was in the goddamn huge supermarket today, from whence i expected avalanches of gorgeous junkfood to fall upon me, but no. i scanned the shelves and there was just nothing very interesting there.

you guys don't seem to have lollies here. just chocolate bars.

No Little Debbies?????? Because srsly those are A++++++++++++++++++

wait sorry explian lollies again please?

lollies means candies and chocolate bars means candy bars.

and biscuits means cookies.

but <3 still means <3.

at least there's that

<3 thanks estella

so ruby is looking for like sugary non-chocolate candy things?

i just thought of something, see's little pops.

ruby, get some.

WERTHERS ORIGINALS

do they still make those

when i was a kid it was advertised as old man candy & made me feel very mature when eating them

we have those here, they are not as good as see's little pops but i am prepared to eat them sometimes.

somebody pls to stop me from watching all the international top model series. so far i've watched bntm4 and cntm1.

So in NZ a lolly doesn't have to have a stick?

in which case: life savers, jolly ranchers

JOLLY RANCHERS OTM x100000

should be available in supermarkets, possibly on streetcorners

also, search the wonder what is SOUR PATCH KIDS

no ed, nz lollies don't have to have sticks.

i want a home milk dud dispenser too, i can't tell you how happy i was the day i found them for local sale.

btw rr, if the marquee outside said TRADER JOES, you may have been horribly misled in your quest for gutdestroying american fantasia

xpsot estela, when you lie about milk duds it makes us all a little smaller and windless in our sails

what a scurrilous accusation, i would never lie about milk duds.

oh i see, referents are tricky, i thought you were claiming a home milk dud dispenser rather than a home for milk duds near your home

i was talking about home milk dud dispensers, nearly every house in australia has one, you can ask wilter, the prime minister invented them as a campaign stunt and ordered millions of them to be made during his first week in office and then swore us all to secrecy, he said the usa was too fat already and it would be murderous to unleash them there but that we could have them because we are all so slim and hot.

Home alive!

And John, her name was Lyndie Englund (not sure of the spelling).

(Everyone else, don't worry; we didn't leave the electrodes on FB for long)

Err towards "African-American"; most people don't care but the ones who do will make your life hell.

This is good to know!

There was a every funny Bloom County many years ago where Steve Dallas was trying to teach his mother the various politically correct terms. Great punchline. Very much of it's time I'd say now.

Afro-Am sounds like a great lost airline from the 70's.

Come Super-fly With Us...

when i was a kid it was advertised as old man candy & made me feel very mature when eating them

Those ads always looked like a p43d0 grooming his mark. See youtube for more.

Passed out at John's. Nice to see J & K, but especially Sara who I don't get to see enough. Ended up passing out at about midnight. I feel funny in my swimsuit area.

Passed out at John's. Nice to see J & K, but especially Sara who I don't get to see enough. Ended up passing out at about midnight. I feel funny in my swimsuit area.

I won't send you link that has been forwarded to all of ILX where you get drunkenly 'introduced' to the backhoe dutchmanhumpingexhaustpipe.jpg style.

I have a lovely photo of FB passed out on the couch, with John looming over him in a somewhat disturbing manner. FB, you are sooooo lucky my camera battery was almost dead.

John and K's house is awesome, btw.

I have a lovely photo of FB passed out on the couch, with John looming over him in a somewhat disturbing manner. FB, you are sooooo lucky my camera battery was almost dead.

That sentence has very little in it to comfort FB!!!

That's probably true, but it made me happy, so.

Really, that's the aim of all of BB's sexual abuse; to make Sara happy.

Lollies without sticks, you new zealish are crazy!

xp Well, why not, when it's so easy?

dear itr, i have negative game. case in point:

w/ potential new $girl @ home on sofa, watching tv, a few drinks into last night:

$girl: ... blah, blah, blah ... since i broke up w. that asshole of a boyfrined ...

remy: (spends ten minutes in weird personal hell trying unsuccessfully to will arm around her shoulder, or lean over for kiss)

remy: (ten minutes later) wow, i'm tired. it's bed time. good night!

ps: this is the second time this has happened.

okay so the THIRD time you are in this situation, AT LEAST GIVE HER A HUG

She is talking about her awful ex so that you have an excuse to comfort her; not comforting her is much less chivalrous than comforting her. If you hug her and she turns towards you and tilts back her head for a kiss, KISS HER.