The Hobbit films, previously to be directed by Guillermo del Toro and now to be directed by Peter Jackson again.

the action scenes were lifeless horrible eesh

2nd Hellboy was a major buzzkill to me, lame story/villain and some of the most painful attempts at snappy banter ever. one of those rare movies that would've been improved by the auteur farming out some of the script to a more formulaic Hollywood hack.

All y'all disappointed by Hellboy, watch Prince of Persia and you will feel about 100000000x better about Hellboy.

Watching horrible crap to feel better about mediocre crap is not the right way to enjoy movies imho.

PS Hellboy 2 was mediocre crap

PPS I am American

Oh, I just realized del Toro is the guy who did Cronos. I remember liking that movie a lot, though it's been loooong since I saw it. Hellboy was a bit of a disappointment, Hellboy and Abe Sapien themselves were nicely done and they'd found the perfect actors to play them, but I found the plot and the action scenes lacking a bit. Also, I expected it to have loads of cool monsters, which is the main attraction in the comic, but instead it had loads of copies of the same monster, which was kinda boring. (Maybe Hellboy II corrects this? I haven't seen it.) The finale was nice though.

Hellboy II has a cool plant monster but you never get a good chance to ogle it. And a boring vengeful elf warrior. And an elf king played by Roy Dotrice [my audiobook reader hero] who barely says anything.

Goblin Market is visual high point of II but again, you don't get a chance to enjoy it.

For Hellboy to be mediocre crap, there'd have to be comparable excellent crap, and the upper-limit of property-franchise movies doesn't raise the bar that much past Hellboy. LOTR series had lifeless action and clunky dialogue, too.

Director's Cut of first "Hellboy" is pretty great. Second "Hellboy" totally pointless, but no one but Del Toro would toss in that incredible scene of the giant plant demon/monster/god in its death throws.

best part of 2 is the angel of death

wd take either hellboy over LOTR in a heartbeat

half a heartbeat

Hmmmm not sure about this HB over LOTR!
you do know hell boy's made up & and LOTR's was real don't you?

Only reason i was excited about Hobbit was Del Toro would be involved, maybe it's best left unmade!

& and? just choose one ;-/

they should get jodorowsky to direct and turn it into a 10hr epic w music by pink floyd

― don cab for cutie (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 12:52 PM (3 hours ago)

Yes!

kenneth branagh to direct, randall wallace to script, visual design sean bean

wld take both Hellboys on TV over any one LOTR in the cinema

(NB do not watch either Hellboy on TV, they suck there)

Peter Jackson is on!

Huh.

gilliam pls

in what amounts to a dream come true for fans of Middle Earth

All fans of Middle Earth?

Pick a fan, any fan.

he'd write a better script, that random fan

It is darraghmac's chance to shine.

entire script in prose, all elvish songs to end 'john terry is a cunt' or soforth

Figures.

Should be said that http://www.theonering.net/ makes it sound like this is all still up in the air.

I still can't read that without seeing it as The Onering, like something that oners.

Hahaha

M. Night Shmalayan's The Onering

ew

And imagine the twist ending.

"Gollum was a hobbit all along!"

"Well, yeah."

*silence*

I see onionring :-( (xxposts)

Apparently, it'll cost 350 million Euros to film, will be in 3D and in two parts. First part in cinemas in December 2012, second part in December 2013. (was in a Belgian newspaper today, am too lazy to find english source :-) )

here you go
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni4941178/

thankig u

Simon Pegg's interview in the Observer today had him casually dropping the fact that Martin Freeman has been cast as Bilbo. Anyone heard anything about this?

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=29175

Already a google image search of this dude is bringing up hobbity photoshops.

good bilbo, i'll give them that much.

Perhaps some studio bigwig made him do it, but Pegg retracted that via Twitter.

how will he top the lovely bones? i'd rather it be stop motion animation like 'mary and max' or 'chicken run'

chicken run style hobbit would be the best thing ever. especially if the hobbits were chicken hobbits.

shouldn't think he'll be changing all that much from the billion dollar franchise that paid for his lipo tbh

And here come the casting announcements:

http://www.deadline.com/2010/10/peter-jackson-sets-first-names-for-the-hobbit/

Richard Armitage is a hell of an actor. amazing in the bbc version of north and south.

There's a whole bunch of crap going on down here in NZ at the mo about this project - may be moved from NZ - it's all getting a bit bizarre. This pretty much covers the situation if anyone's interested http://publicaddress.net/default,hardnews.sm

Yeah seems like the final hurdle is whether or not it actually is filmed in NZ.

you know what? i will probably not see these cuz of the 3d. it's more expensive and gives me a headache.

i am just so damn tired of hobbitses