Steven Spielberg - classic or dud

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Black man named Spike Lee makes Malcolm X = high-school filmstrip

Allyzay, you have hit it on idiot-male 'debates' on the internets! However, you're still all wet on equating Spielberg with run-of-the-mill schmaltz. (at least post-Color Purple, that was a mistake)

I'm glad you guys hate S.S. given the snarky twaddle you like tho. "Schindler's List" has more intentional laughs than several Coen films.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

sure you meant intentional there?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

...snarky twaddle...

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), July 28th, 2005.

IRONY

TOMBOT, Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

hey, I went to film school and I hardly know anybody who really likes Spielberg too much!

Excepting Jaws and Close Encounters and maybe Jurassic Park (<1997) I don't really care about him.

My big issue with his films is the race/gender-handling and how awkward-but-well-intentioned-he is w.r.t. this.

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno why I'm getting lumped in with Morbius here, since we don't agree about many films at all, and especially not Spielberg in particular...? but whatever I AM AN IDIOT yes, oh the critical depth of the internet...

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I see from older threads Tombot always has been.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

(altho I do enjoy Morbius' sparkling wit and winning smile)

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Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally, you're totally right about the hamfistedness. The way he handles scenes sorta remind me of a fat man at a pig roast.

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

he handles scenes hungrily and excitedly?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.mrfa.org/images/Ayres2.jpg

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Name one of these 'hamfisted' scenes in "E.T.," which is impossible to think of in terms of being done better by anyone else.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i feel like steven spielberg on a movie shoot (xp)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like E.T.! It's sorta like being assraped by an apologetic emo kid who cries at cruelty and listens to Dashboard Confessional.

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

so why don't you like it then?

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

to me the best stuff in ET isn't the sentimentality, it's the scary parts!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I really like Close Encounters, though. Even though Dreyfus sorta annoys me, Truffaut makes up the lost points in cuteness at the end.

(And I don't rememeber ET that well, just that I found it profoundly mawkish. I think if I saw it again I might like exactly what you like, M., - the weird and freaky bits.)

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

especially when the family home is covered in plastic and ET is all white and chalky! brrr.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

The best stuff about E.T. is sad. The worst stuff about E.T. is bad. The stuff I don't care about in E.T. is Dad.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

not sure why Schindler's List catches flak, because sure, there are several moments that stand out as being wrongheaded, but the rest is pretty amazing.

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I have an irrational hatred of sappy Holocaust films. I only saw Schindler's List once - when I was a teenager - and I remember that I really lost interest as soon as all moral ambiguity was removed from Schindler's character, somewhere around halfway through. Without that internal conflict driving the story (why is Schindler doing this, what are his motives, etc.) making things more complicated, I quickly grew bored with it. There were no characters with the adequate depth to hold my attention. Plus the ending with all the old people planting flowers on his grave = puketastic.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll take Soderbergh over Spielberg any day. Yeah, his attempts at depth are painful (cf. Solaris) but he's much better at making energetic pop fun (which seems to be Spielberg's main defense here), as he has less of a tendency to try for Grand Statements and mawkish sentiment.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Sugarland Express, Duel, Raiders, most of what I remember of Close Encounters = CLASSIQUE (Empire of the Sun is pretty good too--although it seemed better when I was 13.) Everything else basically = DUD.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"especially when the family home is covered in plastic and ET is all white and chalky! brrr."

Unfortunately this part of ET lasts what 5-10 minutes.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Empire of the Sun is the only Spielberg movie I've seen recently enough to comment on in any in-depth way - I admit the rest of my opinions here are cobbled together from hazy, possibly youthfully distorted, recollections.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

You should rent Sugarlang Express! It's really good.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the IMDB plot summary for Sugarland is hilarious:

"Lou-Jean, a blonde woman, tells her husband, who is imprisoned, to escape."

when being blonde is outlawed, only outlaws will be blonde....

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I think that sentence needs more commas.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:18 (eighteen years ago) link

number of answers on this thread before Alex's post? 187. Just anotha homicide.

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

apropos of nothing

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

as he has less of a tendency to try for Grand Statements and mawkish sentiment.

Yeah, there was nothing at all mawkish and MOR and suburbanite about Traffic.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Schizopolis vs. Minority Report

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, Traffic! oh man. so much crap in that movie.

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I felt like just about the only one who thought Erin Brockovich was a lot more confident and breezy and enjoyable than Traffic. It must've been his Hawks film.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah Traffic had its low points ("she's sunk so low, she's fucking a BLACK MAN! OH THE HORROR!" + the heavily telegraphed witness killing, Cheadle's final grandstanding scene, etc.) but there was a LOT about it that was admirable and absorbing. Del Toro - come on, he was great. Pretty deft interweaving of multiple storylines, great use of different filmstocks and color schemes. Its sentiment is sorta Spielbergian in its heavy-handed moralizing, but considering no mainstream US movie had ever really tackled this subject you gotta hand it to Soderbergh for holding it together as well as he did.

(tho my favorite movie of his is THE LIMEY! Terence Stamp! blithely evil Peter Fonda! Yes!)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I think there are probably a few mainstream US movies about drug traffiking, but the ones that are popping into my mind aren't all stone-faced about it. Brian De Palma has a couple.

I give you The Limey, though.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

are you referring to the French Connection? gimme a break. the drug trafficking in that is just a backdrop for Hackman's tough-cop, uh, hackery. its very peripheral. it could just as well have been about diamond smuggling or something.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

the Limey had the 'best' tasteless misogynist joke ever!

latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

The original version of Traffik was so much better than Soderberg's crap remake it isn't even funny.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't particularly care about the "perps" - I'm more interested in watching the cops themselves operate. The show is an invaluable window into the psychology of cops and the way they interact with people - always be assertive and/or condescending, don't let TV crews film actual take-down of suspects (somehow the TV cameras always seem to arrive AFTER the dude is already cuffed and on the ground), trust no one who isn't a cop, etc. After seeing this show so much there is definitely an easily identifiable "cop talk" mode of speaking, a way of being both pedantic and seemingly sympathetic at the same time. Its like the voice of a particularly exhausted baby-sitter who's only respite is in being blithely sadistic to the children.

Know the enemy, people.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Black man named Spike Lee makes Malcolm X = high-school filmstrip

I agree with this, Malcolm X is one of my least favorite Spike Lee joints (though I have it in my Netflix, just to make sure that I'm right).

Anyway, I agree with the statements about Schindler's moral ambiguity (which is a matter of fucking historical record, why white wash the dude when his own actions quite frankly white washed his moral ambiguity anyway), also the whole Neeson speech at the end where he's quivering on the floor like I don't even know what, carrying on about how each item represents a person he could save...it's so....argh. I don't even know what it is, it's so high school play. This is a fault of Neeson was well as the director, cos Neeson is awful, absolutely atrocrious in the scene...and the girl in the red dress...and the really specific bookend about what the holocaust was about, which I remember even when I was a kid seriously alienating my mother whose non-jewish relatives were persecuted...Spielberg's whole agenda with that movie...the unnecessary nakedd women everywhere...the weirdly unambigious character played by Ralph Fiennes...Ugh. The movie has it's good qualities and has its heart in such the right place but goes so, so wrong.

I like movies like Downfall better, where everythying is not so...excuse the pun here...black and white.

Re: Soderberg, Alex is totally, totally, so unambiguously and so horrifyingly and so mind-shatteringly OTM about Traffic. That movie was not very good and the only things saving it was Benecio Del Toro, but that's Benecio for you, he even saved crappy boring Bond films for me. I like Soderberg's pop epics better, someone else touched upon his POP sensibility and how it is edgier, less hamfisted and LOOK AT ME than Spielberg's...Erin Brokovich and Ocean's Eleven are both fantastic movies, despite all odds (ie Julia Roberts and Andy Garcia). They are both fantastic pieces of film-making, inherently entertaining and watchable and the messages (esp. EB) are not so I AM GOING TO HAMMER THIS INTO YOUR HEAD SO HARD YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHERE YOUR ASS IS AND YOUR HEAD IS ANYMORE as Spielberg tends to be. Soderberg's more "serious" movies...well...Solaris was shit, dude. Let's hope he remakes Posiedon Adventure real soon.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

haha - how did my COPS thread ost get over here! sorry.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Though I will say I have a big bias against Liam Neeson cos of that time he called me real drunk to bitch about his co-op bill being off by $20. He used to always go to this restaurant I used to frequent all the time, Santa Fe, and he was always drooling drunk, like a moron. His wife was so hot though.

xpost Why apologize, it was a great post, better than expected, and I was highly entertained and quite frankly, I salute you, sir, for that post.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Spike Lee has definitely made some bad films (the last one, Girl 6, the Malcolm X one definitely trends towards the preachy although I wouldn't say it is bad) but even his most over-ambitious failed experiments are more fun to watch than say AI or Saving Ryan's Private.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

To all the Benicio Del Toro love (re Traffic, a movie I also dislike), I have to dissent. He was ok, but I always scratched my head at why HE got all the attention and the awards. Don Cheadle and Luis Guzman, superb in so many Soderbergh films (Guzman was particularly fine as Terence Stamp's sidekick in The Limey), were much more memorable and were ignored.

Del Toro only started to earn the plaudits he earned for Traffic in 21 Grams. Before then he was coasting on mannerism and sheer weirdness.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, Spike vs. Spielberg is a tough call for me, Lee's such a sloppy filmmaker. He's almost the antithesis of Spielberg - the pedantry without the style. He really only has one great, perfect film and that's "Do the Right Thing". There's good stuff scattered in his other movies (I haven't seen 25th Hour) but by and large its one trainwreck after another... Girl 6, Get on the Bus, Bamboozled, Summer of Sam, etc. Has there ever been a Spike Lee movie that *doesn't* end with someone getting murdered...?

x-post

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Taking Sides: Steven Spielberg vs Ron Howard.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Just so we're clear that there's a baseline here.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Del Toro has always been a very good physical presence and his charisma is because of his weird mannerisms, he's like Nicolas Cage honed to a zen-like haiku of hand shapes of head tilts

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

That's the thing I see with Spike Lee...even with his failed efforts (I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOU WITH THE LAST ONE UNLESS THE LAST ONE IS NOT "THE 25TH HOUR" AND I FELL ASLEEP FOR SEVERAL YEARS???), I think there is something a lot more fun to watch...something a lot more provocative to think about, than a lot of top directors, Spielberg included.

I think that's part of the thing, right? I feel like Spielberg, "recently" meaning since 1990, wants us to THINK about his movies. THINK SO HARD yr brain explodes, right? But he doesn't give us that much more than base questions we might have already had. What questions does AI raise that you might have already had? What questions does it explore in a way that someone might unthink their other way of thinking? That's something I don't like. The feeling that I SHOULD be thinking, reconsidering, after watching Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, AI...except he doesn't give you anything besides a pretty middle-America-stereotype way of thinking about it. He doesn't actually explore the questions he raises, he doesn't give you anything different from what the Hollywood cliche says he should...

I won't tell you that Spielberg is a "bad" director...it's just that he's not a "good" director in my estimation of good either. I'd rather watch Lee or Scorcese's worst films than Spielberg's...because even Girl 6 or..well, wait, I won't defend recent Scorcese but even the Aviator gave me a bit to think about.

xpost Lee IS very sloppy...but in a way I like that about him. It's like there is TOO MUCH going on in his head to contain in one movie, you are left asking a question. I don't feel this sentiment about Do The Right Thing, Bamboozled, or 25th Hour. They are not sloppy movies, though you are left thinking. A lot. Summer of Sam and Girl 6 are really well meaining train wrecks...

Re: Del Toro, I agree that Cheadle deserves more love than he gets, but Del Toro is very good. Del Toro also looks like the swarthy Brad Pitt. Has anyone else noticed this? They're dopplegangers, cross-ethnicity. THink about it.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I felt like just about the only one who thought Erin Brockovich was a lot more confident and breezy and enjoyable than Traffic. It must've been his Hawks film.
-- Eric H. (ephende...), July 28th, 2005.

So OTM. My friends still think I'm fuckin' crazy. Popist entertainment vs Rockist Grand Statement.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link


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