macgruber movie

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xpost if my innocuous desert put on a mustache and starting yelling a song i'd hate it too

whereas I would think it was the most awesome dessert ever, constantly full of surprises, and I would take it on a whirlwind world tour and make $$$$ off of it

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

ladies man owns

jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol... didn't even know this was an snl movie. trailer looked pretty dire but i love forte in his tim and eric sketches.

Billy Crystals (another al3x), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

xpost don't forget the fable of michigan j. frog, dan

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'd rather see date night, but i probably won't see that either. both movies seem like the kind of thing it would be okay for me to miss and then later buy at a tag sale for a dollar on dvd.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

the big difference is that I wouldn't eat a frog that wasn't acting right

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

date night was kind of awesome in parts but the retarded action plot kept getting in the way

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

i feel like going to the movies and nothing good is playing. don't want to see iron man. last two movies i saw at the theatre: tooth fairy, furry vengeance.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

don't want to see robin hood either. or letters to cleo or whatever it is.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

kinda want to see Oceans! its only playing on earth day.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh wait i missed earth day

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

i never know what time of the year it is.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol awww

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 18:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

Hot Rod (which had the same director) had a terrible unappealing trailer/premise and turned out to be hilarious and crazy, so I can see this being good.

some dude, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

hot rod didn't have the same director.

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

my bad -- each was directed by a different non-Samberg Lonely Island dude. i'm sure they make pretty similar movies anyway.

some dude, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

this looks fucking awful

this. the only thing i ever liked from will forte is an snl skit where he plays the dazed, semi-responsive spelling bee contestant. can't find actual video, but here's the audio.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

tim calhoun is one of my favorite SNL recurring characters in recent history

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

I'm holding out for a Greg Stink movie

mizzell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

SNL alums make plenty of great movies, but I seriously can't remember the last time an SNL CHARACTER made a good movie. when I saw the preview for this I was just surprised that they were already giving a vehicle to Forte. But I guess time flies a the laff factory that is SNL

Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:41 (3 years ago) Permalink

i know

but it's funny

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

ngl, I want to see this.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

this is definitely more "it'd be fun/ridiculous to do a MacGruber movie" than "Will Forte is such a rising star we have to bottle his lightening while he's still on SNL"

some dude, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

"but I seriously can't remember the last time an SNL CHARACTER made a good movie."

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

will forte epitomizes what i don't like about snl now. the default emotion underlying the older snl cast members (70s, and to some extent, the early 80s) was flippancy to seething anger. the default emotion underlying the new snl cast members is an eagerness-to-please to total befuddlement.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

dane cook is pretty angry

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

he's not on snl, but it's a sign that the fire still burns

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dane Cook is angry that he has one funny joke.

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

based on the special i saw part of, he's also angry that he can't be straight without having to spend time near vaginas

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

i don't hear too much about dane cook anymore. thankfully. is his 15 minutes of dice clay fame up yet?

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

dude stop trying to goad me into writing libelous shit about Dane Cook

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

is dane cook angry or funny? doesn't seem so. but he isn't on snl, i don't think.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING LIBELOUS ABOUT DANE COOK

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

i am making a special request

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

all these current people like forte make chevy chase look like some sort of immortal comedy god, and 75% of chevy's career is complete crap.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

yeah, this ^^^^^

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:08 (3 years ago) Permalink

he was okay in modern problems imo

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

dane cook is still probably the single most popular stand-up comedian in america, so I would say that no, his 15 minutes of fame are not over

iatee, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

for me, chevy chase career highlights goes SNL > Spies Like Us > Community

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

dane's movie career seems kaput thankfully though

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

well wasn't his gambit to play against type or something? haven't most of his characters been unlike his standup?

gbx, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'd see this

am0n, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

So, not that I'm saying all of the following is excellent, but 75% of it is complete crap...?

# "Community" .... Pierce Hawthorne (48 episodes, 2009-2011)
# Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) .... Repair Man
# Presidential Reunion (2010) (V) .... Gerald Ford
# Hotel Hell Vacation (2010) (V) .... Clark W. Griswold
# Jack and the Beanstalk (2010) (V) .... Antipode
# "Chuck" .... Ted Roark (3 episodes, 2009)
# Stay Cool (2009) .... Principal Marshall
# "Hjälp!" .... Dan Carter (8 episodes, 2009)
# "Brothers & Sisters" .... Stan Harris (2 episodes, 2007)
# Cutlass (2007) .... Stan
# "Saturday Night Live" .... Various / ... (35 episodes, 1975-2007)
# "Family Guy" .... Clark Griswold (1 episode, 2007)
# "Law & Order" .... Mitch Carroll (1 episode, 2006)
# The Secret Policeman's Ball (2006) (TV) .... General Nuisance
# Zoom (2006) .... Dr. Grant
# Funny Money (2006) .... Henry
# Doogal (2006) (voice) .... Train
# Goose on the Loose (2006) .... Congreve Maddox
# Ellie Parker (2005) .... Dennis Swartzbaum
# Bad Meat (2004) .... Congressman Bernard P. Greely
# The Karate Dog (2004) (TV) (voice) .... Cho-Cho
# Mariti in affitto (2004) .... Paul Parmesan
# "Freedom: A History of Us" .... Captain John Parker / ... (5 episodes, 2003)
# Orange County (2002) .... Principal Harbert
# Vacuums (2002) .... Mr. Punch
# America's Most Terrible Things (2002) (TV) .... Andy Potts
# Ellie Parker (2001) .... Dennis
# Snow Day (2000) .... Tom Brandston
# Pete's a Pizza (2000) (voice) .... Narrator
# The One Arm Bandit (2000) .... Cop/Second Man With Briefcase
# Dirty Work (1998) .... Dr. Farthing
# Vegas Vacation (1997) .... Clark Griswold
# Man of the House (1995) .... Jack Sturgess (Squatting Dog)
# Cops and Robbersons (1994) .... Norman Robberson
# Last Action Hero (1993) .... Cameo Appearance
# Hero (1992/I) (uncredited) .... Deke - Channel 4 News Director
# Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) .... Nick Halloway
# Nothing But Trouble (1991) .... Chris Thorne
# L.A. Story (1991) (uncredited) .... Carlo Christopher
# Christmas Vacation (1989) .... Clark Griswold
# Fletch Lives (1989) .... Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
# That's What Friends Are for: Arista's 15th Anniversary Concert (1989) (TV)
# Caddyshack II (1988) .... Ty Webb
# Funny Farm (1988) .... Andy Farmer
# The Couch Trip (1988) .... Condom Father
# ¡Three Amigos! (1986) .... Dusty Bottoms
# Spies Like Us (1985) .... Emmett Fitz-Hume
# Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird (1985) .... Newscaster
# European Vacation (1985) .... Clark Griswold
# Fletch (1985) .... Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
# Deal of the Century (1983) .... Eddie Muntz
# Vacation (1983) .... Clark Griswold
# Modern Problems (1981) .... Max Fielder
# Under the Rainbow (1981) .... Bruce Thorpe
# Seems Like Old Times (1980) .... Nicholas Gardenia
# Caddyshack (1980) .... Ty Webb
# Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) .... Browning
# Foul Play (1978) .... Tony Carlson
# The Groove Tube (1974) .... The Fingers/Geritan/Four Leaf Clover
# Lemmings (1973) (V) (as Chevey Chase) .... Various
# "The Great American Dream Machine" (1971) TV series
# Walk... Don't Walk (1968) .... Pedestrian

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

dane cook is still probably the single most popular stand-up comedian in america

O RLY?

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

SNL is unbearable at present. Dane Cook has been and always will be unbearable.

xp

Here is a tasty coconut. Sorry for my earlier harshness. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

# "Hjälp!" .... Dan Carter (8 episodes, 2009)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

well wasn't his gambit to play against type or something? haven't most of his characters been unlike his standup?

nah he's played a grabass jerk in every comedy i've seen part of and in the renowed costner thriller mr. brooks he kept acting like he was supposed to riff but had no material ("man i hate when people drive slowly on the highway...it's like...DRIVE FASTER!!!" that kind of shit)

da croupier, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol at Gallagher

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

"So, not that I'm saying all of the following is excellent, but 75% of it is complete crap...?"

kinda! i've never seen The Karate Dog though.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Goose on the Loose

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

there's a thread that's p much a love-in about the other guys, perk yourself up there imo

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Anticipate the heck out of THE OTHER GUYS

think there may have been another one tho

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

the other guys had its moments but i dont think they really understood how to utilize wahlburg fully

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

although I'm not gonna lie, the "don't make me sing" skit cracks me up every single time

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:19 PM (21 minutes ago)

my dear friend u need to reassess

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

the ballet was great, i'm just saying the plot added up to a whole lot of nothing. also didn't give Steve Coogan anything funny to do despite his long screentime, no similar waste of comedian in macgruber.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol goole

Val Kilmer was just perfect in this movie, so hilarious

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

will never forgive kilmer for replacing will arnett as voice of KITT in revamped knight rider.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

no redemption for iceman.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

you will never forgive Val Kilmer for throwing himself onto a land mine for Will Arnett?

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kilmer's career tanking has been pretty sad

Other Guys was awesome. never even considered seeing this macgruber movie, but I do love the conceit of a character who dies at the end of every sketch

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm just saying the plot added up to a whole lot of nothing

i choose to believe that this was a conscious decision tbh

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

It's an absolutely terrible movie with several bits that will make you laugh until your head hurts. I'm actually puzzled as to how that works, because I mean the movie is TERRIBLE but also HILARIOUS.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, May 23, 2010 3:35 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

The scene where MacGruber tells the story of why Kuntz hates him is all-time. Tried to find the clip online,. but no dice...

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

ya, so so good, that was the point that i realized hey this is awesome

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 22:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

what kidn of weird cyberworld living room was that filmed in

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

was thinking maybe its something to fool the programs they have to scan for copyrighted material, like how the angle changes and so forth

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was really weird and made me feel like i was living in the future tbh

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

was it cool or no

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

kinda, but in a scary way

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

the oddness of this video made me wish brak or zorak was macgruber's conversation partner instead.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 23:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

quality movie experience

goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 02:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

summer to do list:
cheese it
watch this movie again

eBone eThugs-n-eHarmony (m bison), Thursday, 10 May 2012 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck you dickhead

boxall, Thursday, 10 May 2012 02:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

just tell me what you want me to fuuuuck

boxall, Thursday, 10 May 2012 02:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Got my brother to buy a copy of this for himself after only seeing about 2/3rds at Christmastime

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Thursday, 10 May 2012 03:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

val kilmer and powers boothe are stone pros but man the desperation coming off ryan philippe

goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:38 (1 year ago) Permalink


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