The 100 Most Fascinatingly Disgusting Members Of The Animal Kindom

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oh christ you weren't kidding

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh christ

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

The geoduck was the macot of my alma mater! I'm an Evergreener, Class of 1978.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

I think parasites that prey on humans sorta belong in their own category. ordinary bedbugs and ticks scare me way more than any fancy egg-backed toads or tongue-eating crabs. at a distance, even the most monstrous animals can seem almost cute, but the moment a living thing burrows into my body, it shuts off the part of my brain that goes "awwwwwwwwww."

not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

sometimes it's about quantity

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:20 (4 years ago) Permalink

That looks like pubes.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Which, frankly, is the best argument for Brazilian waxing I have ever seen.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

spidermerkin.jpg

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

OK so somehow while looking for more ideas for this thread I just wound up looking at tons of pics of Peruvian guinea pig meals. They serve the suckers up whole legs and tails and all! O_O

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 8:38 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

have had this, in peru! there's not a lot of meat. you can eat the toenails like unpopped corn kernels.

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

hi how are you

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

you can eat the toenails like unpopped corn kernels

Not really making them sound any more appetizing buddy.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:30 (4 years ago) Permalink

:) it was no worse than eating say, a roast chicken

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f181/44221d1239579277-tongue-eating-isopod-tongue-replacement-isopod-1.jpg

I think I am not so much freaked out by the isopod as: why the hell does this fish have human teeth???

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

posted this the other day in a spider thread, but i'm just gonna go ahead and post it again

prying it off with a stick like that had to have been as satisfying, if not more satisfying, than lighting the whole thing on fire

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:43 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha I was going to post the fish with human teeth but I thought that was only something I was freaked out by

it's just not right

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

oops x-post

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

coelancanths are awesome tho! They are so ancient and huge and also if you catch them in Animal Crossing they are worth tons of bells <3

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

I am surprised at the revulsion for the coconut crab - it seems to be pretty firmly planted on the good side of the arthropod divide

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

I have eaten more guinea pigs than I can remember now after seven months in Peru. Better than rabbit, not as good as chicken. lots of dark meat and little bones.

bug holocaust (sleeve), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

coconut crabs: i like them i just shudder to think about how if given the opportunity they would surely open up a baby's skull and casually help themselves to the brains

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

I was going to post this eye-leech, but it sounds like the loa loa worm has it beat.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

tbf it wouldn't actually help itself to the brains after opening up the baby's skull, it would call its buddy first

then they would divvy up and share.

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

17. camels. camels are hella nasty imo and whats more they are fukken ruminants

iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

Also, deep sea monsters rule this thread:

Angler fish:
<img src=http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/06/17/angler_fish.jpg>;

Viperfish

Gulper Eel

Dragon fish

Vampire Squid

xpost lololol

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

What is the fish that looks a lot like the viperfish but has giant, almost opaque eyeballs that are a solid milky white? And kind of a more elongated head? I had a picture book as a kid with a giant full page photo of two of their faces and it was the "scare yourself by turning to it" page for sure.

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

deep sea angler?

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

This should totally result in a poll.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mating leopard slug

Actually kind of beautiful, but lots of people hate slugs.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cause I mean, mucus, you know?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

yep, we know

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

goblin shark

or as I like to call it, the gobblin' shark

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Maybe a different angle of the viperfish?

Matamata turtle is no looker either.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:09 (4 years ago) Permalink

I think the toad with the holes is stealing this for me so far tbh.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

that fish w/ the big dome instead of/in addition to eyes

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:10 (4 years ago) Permalink

xp yeah the 'there are holes in its flesh' thing is bringing up big primordial DNW repulsions in me, kinda like that lotus tit shop that was a good shock img a couple of years ago

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:11 (4 years ago) Permalink

Dayo then you may very well also be trypophobic! LOL if you GIS trypophobia that frog is one the first things that comes up. IT'S SO FUCKING AWFUL. Lotus breast image is one of the most revolting things ever imo.

xp - you mean the one with the see through head?

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:13 (4 years ago) Permalink

lol "the hole truth"

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

"common examples of trypophobia inducing items include lotus seed pods, lamprey eels, skin grafts and surinam toads"

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

see through head fish is cute, you can see what it's thinking, and it's thinking "I'm a cute motherfucker aren't I"

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

OMG I need to stop GISing this. I am itching all over now.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

YES that is the fish I meant. I like him too.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

okay I'm fine with holes but not holes in ppl's skin, you're right I need to stop GISing before my phobia extends to all things with holes like THE SPEAKER GRILL ON MY MACBOOK PRO AAAAAGH *burns macbook*

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

star nosed mole, meet rufous horseshoe bat

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:18 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yeah - I basically don't like clustered patterns of holes found in fuman/animal flesh. I also HATE lotus seed pods. Weird, I know but they just revolt me.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

Other holes are fine though.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

star nose mole way worse than bat but the bat is pretty bad too imo

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:22 (4 years ago) Permalink

oh hi

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

madagascar hissing cockroach GIVES BIRTH

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:37 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^ already on here @ #4 but deserves reiterating: lamprey eels will fuck you up

also i saw someone mention loa loa & filarial worms are FUCKED UP (google @ yr own risk) but ill rep for roundworms specifically Ascaris lumbricoides:

Ascaris lumbricoides is the giant roundworm of human, belonging to the phylum Nematoda. It is an ascarid nematode responsible for the disease ascariasis in human. It is the largest and most common parasitic worm in humans. A quarter of human population is estimated to be infected by this parasite. Ascariasis is prevalent worldwide and more so in tropical and subtropical countries.

It can reach a length of up to 35 cm

IN UR BODY EATING UR INNARDS:

coining (Lamp), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:38 (4 years ago) Permalink


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