Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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Chastised by a pedophile. My bingo card is almost full!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

You guys are all fuckheads. Bashing music that you dont understand.
Jesus Christ, if you dont like the band so what. I bet I dont like most
of the SHIT you listen too. I also bet half of you fuckers live in your
parents basement and have nothing better to do then start bullshit threads like this. Dave is talented and you are all dicks. FUCK ALL YOU
GUYS!

I Like Dmb, Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

Chastised by Cartman. BINGO!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

Why would you waste your time with a message board putting DMB down? Thats the thing I find stupid. I dont know, maybe other people will agree with me. If you dont like Dave Matthews Band, then good, nobody really gives a shit. Honestly, they dont. So dont waste your time with a pointless message board to just mock them for doing what millions of people love, including myself. Seriously now, theres no need to get all worked up over this. I think you are just taking it all too far. If you dont like the way he looks, dances, sings, plays, then keep it to yourself. Dont ruin it for others that really appreciate what they do. Your just being rediculous if you do.
Brett

Brett, Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

Dont ruin it for others that really appreciate what they do. Your just being rediculous if you do.

...sez the guy who somehow actively searched out this thread in the wilds of the internet...heh.

I'll just give one reason for hating the DMB: the little 'pish' cymbals. And, yes, I saw them live opening for Neil Young once, or at least 2 songs or so.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

...sez the guy who somehow actively searched out this thread in the wilds of the internet...heh.

Twice! (See "DMB" thread.. on second thought. Maybe don't)

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

It's almost disturbing how offended DMB lovers are by people talking smack about him.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago) link

By the way - to all of you Googlers who came here to defend Dave Matthews.. We aren't really putting down Dave ... We're putting down you. We couldn't care less about DMB .. it's you we hate, but moreover, it's fun to watch you go mental trying to defend your hero!

"Get a brain, morans"

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:41 (twenty years ago) link

Also, your speculations about our living arrangements and listening habits are wildly entertaining. (I get excited when a sentence begins with "I'll bet you guys ...")

For the record, we all live together in Chuck's parents' basement. And we all share one computer. And we do, in fact, listen to nothing but shit. Mystery solved. So now we can end that discussion.

Now, let's talk about spelling and grammar.....

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 1 April 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

this reminded me of this thread:

Frank Zappa Fan Thinks You Just Haven't Heard The Right Album
NEDERLAND, CO—In spite of your insistence that you are not into Frank Zappa, avid fan Roger Von Lee believes that you would change your mind if you heard the right album. "You're prejudiced, because the only Zappa you know is 'Valley Girl' and 'Don't Eat The Yellow Snow,'" Von Lee told you Tuesday. "Seriously, you need to check out Hot Rats or Absolutely Free. Zappa and the Mothers were at their peak, and Zappa's jazz-rock fusion experiments predate Bitches Brew. That'll totally convince you that Zappa's the shit." Von Lee added that if those two don't get under your skin, he can recommend another 15 to 20 albums that will for sure.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 April 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago) link

Just got this in my e-mail...

Dull? What type of music do you listen to? System of a down or sum 41, that shit is dull. Dave Matthews Band is the most talented and most giving band out there today. I garantee they will stand the test of time and be around for many years to come. P.S. Have you every listenened to anything but radio songs, probally not. You then have no opinion.

yep, it never stops.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

Who sent you that?

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

Some excitable lad named "Mike".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

His name is as boring as the Dave Matthews Band.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

HEY!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago) link

It IS, Alex! They've got a really original sound! Which isn't to say they're GOOD. But they're way less generic sounding than, say, Nirvana ever were (which again, isn't to say I like them more; I don't, but mainly because I can't get past the guy's voice...)

Wait a minute. I'm not going to say that Kurt sang like an angel or anything like that but, if you can't stand Kurt's voice, how can you stand Dave Matthews'??

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

For fuck's sake, Aja....LET KURT GO!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

I DID!!!(sort of)

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!!!!

WHY THE HELL'D YA POST THAT EMAIL IF YOU WANTED THIS THEAD TO DIE???!!!!

AND BESIDES, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY ARE PAYING TRIBUTE TO NIRVANA ALL WEEK WITH THESE STRANGE NIRVANA COVERS!!!!

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

What advice? Get over Kurt? I was never into Kurt. Let it go, Aja. You're preventing his tortured soul from crossing over into the great beyond. You are damning him to limbo. Are you happy with that? How do you sleep at night?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

Not get over Kurt in particular, just get over this. You wanted this thread to end and you just helped it continue.

And anyway...

I sleep on a matress with out a bed frame in the "office" at my mom's and an old bed at my grandma's.

And look, the main reason I got into Nirvana was because of Dave Grohl. I thought you would be able to remember that. I had absolutly no idea about a man by the name of Kurt Cobain till I read the back of the sleeve of the greatest hits cd. I only started to like him when I found out he was left handed. You see, I have this think about left handed people. I tend to find more interest in them. And it's all because I'm left handed. So is my best friend. And the person who makes fun of my best friend the most. Also, this other girl. And the Sister who everyone hates and my soon to be 8th grade teacher. And finally, my homeroom teacher this year.

Aja (aja), Sunday, 11 April 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

you people are absolutely ridiculous, not one of you has a good argument of why hes bad. Look what your writing....hes ugly, he sings like a donkey, he has a fetish with black people. But maybe ur right cause u listen to really talented kickass bands like tool and the deftones. You people are joke. You know hes huge when he has little clubs of why people hate him and i bet it pisses u people off.

Zach Dilanzo, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

hey...
you remember february 11th, 2003?

yeah.
nor do i.

oh,BMD, still suck.
i just had to.

eedd, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

I'd take TOOL or the DEFTONES over DMB in a heartbeat. With Tool, you might get to see KING CRIMSON open for them. The DEFTONES might play "Savory".

Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

You people are joke

who are you, pepe le punk?

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago) link

You know hes huge when he has little clubs of why people hate him and i bet it pisses u people off.

You know he's huge when he has an army of internet minions who will hunt down the infidels.

Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

I should prefer that the whole sentence be "You know he's huge when he has little clubs," full stop.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:25 (twenty years ago) link

That just sounds wrong, John.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 12:35 (twenty years ago) link

If you appreciate music, you appreciate Dave Matthews Band.

Paul Bender, Friday, 16 April 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago) link

bender, you've changed.

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:46 (twenty years ago) link

Oh please....what a towering stack of crap!µ

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:58 (twenty years ago) link

DMB is a good band, but their fans are no different then the boyband genre, they just go apeshit for him.

ass, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago) link

If you appreciate music, you appreciate Dave Matthews Band.

there's a buncha Dream Theater fans who think you're full of shit, by the way

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

that was a challenge, the second you should be said with emphasis. "you think you appreciate music, huh? let's see you try to appreciate DMB"

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATAS! DMB WILL 4EVA BE THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! BETTER THAN ZEPPELIN, RHCP, SUBLIME, HENDRIX, BOB MARLEY, DISTURBD, AND WHOEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU MAY IDOLIZE. DMB KICKS ASS, SO FUCK OFF, ASS MUNCH

Nonya, BIZNATCH, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATAS

I read that as, "you guys are all ass hats" .. and then again as "you guys are all hats" .. But being a DMB fan, it turned out to not be that witty.

And I believe it's "whomever". Once again, a DMB fan with grammar issues.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

Why do I keep opening this thread?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

ILM's favorite train wreck!

Made ya look.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

RHCP

does anybody besides me read this as "Red-Headed Clown Posse," no matter how senseless a reading that may be? No? Ok, fine, whatever

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

Fuck any of you who do not like DMB. They are the greatest band ever and you should bow down. I've never heard such dumb ass reasons to dislike a band. So again, if you don't like Dave, Fuck you and your mother.

Your Mama, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, Your Mama.

Are you a jock?

NUMBER 1 TERRY RILEY FAN (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

Gosh, I'm convinced!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 02:24 (twenty years ago) link

perhaps everybody hates DMB so much because they are, by far, the most talented musical group on the scene today. ever think about that?????

erik james, Thursday, 29 April 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

ts: DMB v Slipknot

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 29 April 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

I love this thread.

Is this the longest running ILM thread?(I'm not counting the Nas vs. Jay-Z thing)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 29 April 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

the most talented musical group on the scene today

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

When this ends, I will be in Heaven (literally???)

Aja (aja), Friday, 30 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

perhaps everybody hates DMB so much because they are, by far, the most talented musical group on the scene today. ever think about that?????

I know that's why I hate GW Bush .. because he's so talented. His fans are still dolts, though.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 30 April 2004 11:05 (twenty years ago) link

this thread makes we want to go to every college on this green earth and murder hippies.

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 30 April 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

No, Chris, you want the Phish: Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated thread. This thread should make you want to go to every Abercrombie & Fitch outlet on this green earth and murder preppies.

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 30 April 2004 12:48 (twenty years ago) link


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