GUYS WHO WEAR COLOGNE ARE FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS

i believe my natural smell/pheremones have more "sexual purposes" than motherfuckin COOL WATER.

cologne is for guidos, fratboys, and used car dealers.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), April 19th, 2005 5:24 PM. (gygax!) (later) (admin)

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there are some good ones, you gotta really know your head from your ass though

cutty wears girl jeans and talks about hair products which is slightly higher on the douche chill meter than cologne wearers.

there are some good ones, you gotta really know your head from your ass though

-- roxymuzak, Sunday, March 2, 2008 2:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

that jack cole post was a guaranteed threadkiller

what the fuck chaki!

i wear egoiste platinum

the new BUTT magazine has the Tom Ford frgrance for men ad: two male hands aggressively pulling apart two muscular, slightly hairy male buttocks. the tom ford fragrance bottle is positioned right over the butthole.

it is quite a visual masterpiece, although it does tend to imply that tom ford's signature fragrance has notes of spunk, sweat, santorum.

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hetero version

tom ford is pretty lame though

nothing personal, cutty!

myself, i use calendula deodorant, that pink clubman talcum powder, and sometimes royal lyme aftershave. if i'm going to wear an actual fragrance, i'll wear maybe a musk, and sparingly.

i quit smoking ten days ago and had something weird happen to me last night at environ bar mitzvah -- my sense of smell suddenly came back on line and was humming along at x10 power. the whole night i was smelling things i hadn't noticed in years, like an amputee restored.

LOL @ douche chill!

what a bunch of fuckin hippies on this board.

Maybe Noize Board wouldn't be a rolling depository of bad dates stories and towga tales if you guys manned up and realized most girls would rather go out with a dude who smells good than someone who stinks out of principle.

not so much bad stories anymore. its mostly chicks making plans now.

I AM GOING TO PUT SOME COLOGNE ON NOW BEFORE WORK WHY BECAUSE I ARE DOUCHEBAG ALSO PUBSMELL

pubesmell

A little dab'll do ya.

Was there lots of cologne reek at Cake Shop, or does QxBxRx draw the sweaty gays?

IF YOU PUT A DROP OF VANILLA ON YR NECK U WILL SMELL LIKE A COOKIE ALL DAY

if you spray your clothes with febreeze, does it actually make them smell less, or does it just make them smell like febreeze? i've been wondering about this for a long time.

Do not want cooky.

the clothes will smell like febreeze, which stinks. imho.

ah, that is what i expected :(

i dontr buy dry cleaning....i think the careful handwash/soak is the way to go...

course if some of us gave up certain habits, it'd help on that end...

i like some of the chris brosius stuff, but i think he may just be a dick, which has held me back from buying a bottle of something that smells like an old english library, whiskey, and tobacco...my ladyfriend has some of his things that i thinkk are subtle and decent..

that said i passed older couple on my walk home this am and littereally gagged due to the cloud of smell about them...

i kinda like when people wear distinct or offbeat fragrances; in the summer my boyfriend wears a fragrance by demeter that smells of fresh-cut grass.

the only designer fragrance i find remotely appealing is armani code, but generally i tend to think smelling clean >>> smelling pretty

when i was making scented candles, i would sometimes get off work and people would ask me what scent i was wearing. I AM WEARING SMELLY WAX, PPL.

drycleaning is a necessary evil for me as i have no desire to attempt to handwash and dry wool, silk, or finicky vintage fabrics. i'd rather spend the money than risk ruining things.

I need to quit smoking people.

i handwash silk, cashmere and acrylic all the time with cold water and woolite. wool is a pain though. heavy sweaters and suits with linings i would not attempt to do at home.

as im hosting easter ina few weeks, i need to do something about how my apt/office now just smells of a winter of food, sloth, and cigarettes...and since i have to run over to downtown w.berg im sincerely thinking about some c brosius home spray...

and opening all the windows before i leave

yeah..coats and goodamned suits require this crap called drycleaning

armani code

i use this when i do use cologne

and yeah its the spray in the air/walk thru technique that keeps you from reeking

i think its called armani code black

Isn't perfume supposed to be bad for clothing? I don't walk through it for that reason, also b/c it's supposed to be activated/enhanced by yr body temp and on my hair is not the place for that. Dab on wrists/in pits.

I wash heavy sweaters at home and dry on a rack. Have wanted some of those flat drying screens to block things to shape on but I can't store any more stuff. Maybe next apartment.

i walk thru it after drying off from shower, before putting on clothes
and the problem w/ cologne generally is too many people are concerned w/ activating/enhancing it and it ends up smelling strong and really very gross

So it couldn't just be that they're wearing too much? Good to know.

theres that too

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4821/frag013837169aaabxa0.jpg

most guys who would be in to that dont need it

I've had a bunch of the Demeter scents but the prob is that they're colognes, suspended in alcohol and with not much scent compound in them. Wear off after like an hour, which when I'm getting ready for a 12-hour day isn't really enough.

most guys who would be in to that dont need itwould be better off actually wearing deodorant

LALS

bell labs dealer has b.o.

Don't you mean boyfriend?

how to get campfire scent out of coats? i cannot dry clean every time i decide to go to u pool but even w/ febreeze this scent is overpowering my bedroom.

Hang it out the window in a breeze.

JW SMOKES PEOPLE?!?!?

my bo is delicious btw

i wear Tom's Of Maine Woodspice deodorant. wifee sticks head in armpits cause it smells so good.

btw campfire smoke smell the next day in your clothes is delicious

it just makes me wanna drink bourbon but instead i have to go to class hah!
i washed my hair w/ dr. bronner's and i think there's still a little smoke smell left!

campfire cologne plz

this reminds me that i need bourbon, dr. bronners, weed and a photo of tombot

hah i have only the first 2 :(

this reminds me that i need bourbon, dr. bronners, weed and a photo of tombot

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, March 3, 2008 8:34 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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