oreo pizza: WTF

It looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jizz.

it sure does, this should be a poll option

the link i posted is actually kind of amusing b/c it's office mates who ordered it just to try the monstrosity.

maybe that's why it's so fucking nauseating. xp

"That commercial makes it look like c*m-drizzled oreos"

I was gonna say that!!!!!

The crushed-up-Oreos part seems like a fine idea, but I can practically taste exactly what kind of cheap-ass fluffed-syrup cream-junk they're pouring on top, and it's not pleasant.

but I can practically taste exactly what kind of cheap-ass fluffed-syrup cream-junk they're pouring on top

"jizz"

It's the same kind of crap that would come on top of a 75-cent vending-machine cinnamon bun.

Yeah, do not want.

(Nabisco, I am not suggesting you know what jizz tastes like, BTW)

oh god no

If it were actual jizz on Oreos, at least some people would stand a chance of genuinely enjoying it.

You guys can act all grossed out, but if you listen to your hearts you will have to vote "i would eat all this oreo pizza."

Be honest with yourselves for once in your lives.

Like if it was just sitting there, you know you would try it.

if i got drunk enough i would eat the shit out of that pizza

You know. It's OREOS.

(all while saying in my mind: WTF WTF WTF)

We tried it, it was shit. The white stuff is more like marshmallow cream than oreo filling (not that it would have been any better if it was oreo filling).

you guys are so full of shit

max otm

wait how am I missing out on a thread with this much jizz on it? I'm totally distracted today.

hands-free oreo pizza topping.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation

how many threads can that link wreck in one day

it's a perfectly natural thing, dan. Don't be ashamed.

I prefer to think of that link as the beginning of new threads. The seed, if you will.

That oreo shit is disgusting. And being drunk makes me want steak and curry and protein, never ever ever sweets. Oh god sugar on top of booze soooo bad.

I can't youtube here at work, and haven't watched tv show with commercials in weeks, but I'll bet a dollar that I could never get stoned munchies enough to eat what you guys are describing.

OREOS are like 1950s food that hung around cuz people got used to eating them and of course, dunking them in stupid milk.

TS: twinkie filling vs. oreo filling

<i>It looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jizz.</I.

I read this as "it looks like a pile of Oreos covered in jazz".

Hydrox Pizza

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/oreo.png

In theory this Oreo(TM) pizza sounds like the greatest thing ever, but the pictures of the actual product are REVOLTING.

I prefer the CHOCO TACO.

Which is actually delicious.

actually

Okay, I was ready for the covered in jizz look. I was not ready for the pile of turds look.

http://www.kqed.org/weblog/food/uploaded_images/chocotaco-737227.jpg

I remain unconvinced.

this thing is so fucking tailored to fat lazy burnout americans: not only does the product look disgusting, it's actually made from the exact ingredients that every dopehead has in his/her kitchen cabinet to stave off the occasional munchie-bout.

Okay, I was ready for the covered in jizz look. I was not ready for the pile of turds look.

turds aren't that black! and jizz isn't that opaque. I mean, unless you've eaten nothing but yogurt and goat cheese for a month or something.

it still looks pretty damn bad, tho.

ok i would like to retract that last post.

choco tocos are great. though my favorite junk food is the

http://www.dysphunktion.com/images/mini_slush.jpg

It's like a circle of black--n-white cartoon vomit.

it looks like something i had to kill in metroid

^otm!

It took me entirely too long to figure out the Choco Taco photo. Something about the grain of the wood made me lose my perspective and so I thought I was looking at a beat-up sofa at first.

How can you be unconvinced by the freaking CHOCOTACO? There is more or less no cheap frozen thingie more delicious than that.*

* Except for the cookie bits in Twix ice cream and that one Oreo cookie sandwich that tastes really graham-y.

It's actually a regular pizza they left in the oven overnight with white-out slathered all over it.

Pardon me, Twix ice cream BARS.

chakitaco

No offense to the choco taco, but when the ice cream cart comes around I'm a sucker for these:

http://www.jumpinjesters.com/Ice%20Cream%20Pictures/GH%20Premium%20Cookie%20Sandwich.bmp

God the ad for this stuff is so fucking disgusting. Sorry I'm late to the party.

taco bell should come out with a rasberry chalupa! i don't even like rasberry anything but it rolls off the tongue really well.
it's spelled 'raspberry'?!

oreos are great, rrobyn!

the shells properly stale and chewy

I had never previously realized how absolutely key and true this is! Once these things have been sitting around for a while ... it's like the shells have been infused with butterscotch.

b/c of ilx:
1. i have watched all of 'sex and the city' and
2. now all i want are oreos and chocotacos
effing bastards

Mmmmmm, petrified dung.

http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/chocotaco.html

so i bought oreos for the first time in like 10 years (?) and liked the first two enough to eat two more and then the weird chemical after-taste hit me but then i ate two more anyway just to make sure and then i felt really GROSS
i didn't know what to do so i just drank some decaf chai and waited for the ill to pass
ugh
this was hours ago and i still feel weird

i am watching terminator 3

whoa my god lemme get those dulce de leche oreos

Are there healthy / vegan oreos that are any good?

THOSE DULCE DE LECHE OREOS ARE HEAVEN

AND VEGAN OREOS ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF OUR LORD

for my birthday this year i'm going to make a pizza topped with tacos and sushi

http://fasthugs.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/09/18/cakesters_3.gif

HMM

Baby I'm just a Cakester for your love.

i think the oreos gave me a glucose hangover

all i want to eat today is salad, fruit, yogurt and green tea
purification ritual in face of false food

This is how I feel after not being hungry and then going out for chicken wings, potato dinguses (dingii) w/cheese, and Stellas last night.

(nb I am not actually eating salad and yogurt, duh)

I'm pretty sure you were lied to, Jordan. Potatoes don't have dinguses any more than chickens have fingers.

There was totally an online video where a kid was showing how to make the pizza using domino's official recipe book, and he keeps saying "this is probably really illegal"-- what happened to this? did anyone else see it? i see no link in this thread...

Why in God's name would you want that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3h9viEpap8&NR=1

I actually like both Oreos and shitty delivery pizza - although I tend to prefer either really cheap, really shitty local pizzeria or expensive-and-still-headache-inducing-but-so-so-good Pizza Hut. No MOR Dominos or Pizza Hut for me! But the Oreo Pizza is completely revolting as a concept. Probably sort of tolerable as junk food - but looking at it and comprehending the idea of eating a whole one is insane. The ads should really play up more of a party scenario - like eight people ordering three pizzas and hey, we'll split one of those dessert pizzas too. When it's just a couple dudes and they have one pizza and one Oreo pizza it makes you have to imagine eating half of one of those things....oooogh.

Nabisco (the ILXor, not the oreo manufacturer) and Tremendoid do make some interesting points here. Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion? I have a vague sense of this starting sometime in the mid-to-late-90s and basically becoming an annual thing ever since, with Pizza Hut definitely taking the lead on stupid gimmick pizzas - stuffed crust, sure, but the Quad, the P'Zone, surely others that I forget...

This is all making me really want some Little Caesar's Crazy Bread though.

Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?

No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.

"The Stuffed Crust Monologues" made the rounds of a bunch of university towns a few years back, as well. It threatened to give the "Puppetry of the Penis" guys a run for their money.

yeah, i skipped it because i didn't want to pay $50 a ticket for 3 hours of dudes playing with their pepperonis

i still cannot believe, after all these years, that hydrox is the name of a cookie

it was originally an experimental truth serum developed by the CIA

I'm drinking a vegan Hydroxycontin milkshake right now.

i don't know what to believe anymore

Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?

No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.

― dell, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 8:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I suspect dell is pulling my leg here but I still would totally read such a book if someone would write it.

Not sure if this is a documentary per se, but it's pretty good:

http://videopizza.biz/

hahaha wow.

is it normal that oreo pizza makes me feel scared?

because i feel scared.