Wait, is there actually truth to this?: In Britain, Catholics are discriminated [3] against by being barred from holding certain offices associated with the post of Prime Minister.
xpost Ooh, let me check that out.
― Sundar, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:48 (5 years ago) Permalink
Liberal conspiracy theorist Michael Moore apparently became so paranoid that he hid a master of his new movie "Sicko" outside of the country. "True that you hid a master of the movie?" Moore: "Yes. We, we took a master copy of the movie out of the country ...."
Nice editing.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:52 (5 years ago) Permalink
...the United States has tended to reject socialism as an ideological position. In other parts of the world, such as Europe, Africa, Asia, and South and Central America, there has generally been more explicit support for socialism as a doctrine, and socialist parties have been among the most successful political forces of the last 100 years.
In other parts of the world, such as THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT CANADA, THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF ANTARCTICA, AND SOME LITTLE ISLANDS...
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:53 (5 years ago) Permalink
"Creationist scientists assert that evolutionists have had over 140 years to find a transitional fossil and nothing approaching a conclusive transitional form has ever been found and that only a handful of highly doubtful examples of transitional fossils exist."
Creationist scientists!
― jposnan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:02 (5 years ago) Permalink
haha that is the article i went to first
― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:03 (5 years ago) Permalink
I have to say the one above looked like a case of vandalism, rather than freaksih America-centric lack of self-awareness. I'm convinced it is vandalism now that I've found this entry:
There are so many drugs on the streets of Britain, "not even the dealers know them all". Popular drugs on the streets of London include "Triple-sods", "Yellow Bentines" and "Clarky Cat".
David Amess MP, the Conservative Member of Parliament for Basildon, warned against the dangers of an Eastern European drug called Cake, and went as far as to ask a question about it in Parliament. The drug affects an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon" and is frequently referred to as "a made-up drug" (a drug not made from plants but made up from chemicals).
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:03 (5 years ago) Permalink
hahahah Shatner's Bassoon!!! omg
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:04 (5 years ago) Permalink
"Shatner's Bassoon" !!!!
― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (5 years ago) Permalink
I love it.
I love this: To this day politicians avoid growing beards due to how that alienates voters reminded of the hippies, whom many voters would never support.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (5 years ago) Permalink
i haven't bothered finishing it...i liked how they deftly ignored (at the point i stopped reading) molecular evidence for evolution. also: pretty sure the reason fossil evidence is scanty is because, you know the earth has done and been through quite a lot over the last few hundred million years, so actually finding ANY fossils seems like a treat
― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:06 (5 years ago) Permalink
These people are terrifying:
Homosexuality constitutes a parasitic relationship with society. Homosexuals consume resources while performing none of the necessary obligations of an organism within a species (i.e. - reproduction). Homosexuality's existence is a threat to the continued existnce of the human race, and must be dealt with appropriately.
― Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:13 (5 years ago) Permalink
(obviously I'm not saying homosexuals are terrifying)
"dealt with appropriately?"
*shudder*
― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:17 (5 years ago) Permalink
yeah, y'know, turned into something useful for society like soap or lampshades
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
Many of the entries are taken from a homeschooler encyclopedia cdrom.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:21 (5 years ago) Permalink
Homosexuals consume resources while performing none of the necessary obligations of an organism within a species (i.e. - reproduction).
FFS. So childless women are also parasites? THANK YOU CONSERVAPEDIA I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:23 (5 years ago) Permalink
― Phil D., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:26 (5 years ago) Permalink
Again, these are the people that Chris Hedges writes about.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:28 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.rationalwiki.com/wiki/Chupacabra
― abanana, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:30 (5 years ago) Permalink
I actually read a thing in a Chilean local paper's website about a Chupacabra being loose a few weeks ago. It's just used to mean a random beast or disease that is killing local goats though. But still quite quaint usage.
― jim, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:33 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia
― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:36 (5 years ago) Permalink
just checking that you mericans knows that that stuff in http://www.conservapedia.com/Drugs that "Nasty, Brutish & Short" quotes (shatner's bassoon et al) is from Brass Eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye on drugs
― Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:37 (5 years ago) Permalink
Yeah, that one sounded pretty familiar.
― kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:56 (5 years ago) Permalink
Yeah the cake thing rang a bell.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
I was just going to post the Brass Eye info, except I seemed to have left this page open on my browser for about 20 minutes without replying, and so 'tis not even truly an xpost.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
there have been 2-year xposts on ILX before
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:21 (5 years ago) Permalink
I remember that!
Still boggling at the 5-second excelsior tho.
― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:28 (5 years ago) Permalink
I haven't gone there, but this all looks like "Onion" style 'satire' or is that stating the bleedin obv?
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:47 (5 years ago) Permalink
I am creating a conservapedia account with a new gmail address simply so I can provide a citation to tha Hansard where David Ames asks the question. here btw
― Ed, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:49 (5 years ago) Permalink
Just read the Wiki.. guess not.
― Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:52 (5 years ago) Permalink
Disco was a flamboyant style of gay dance music in the 70s. Disco parties were noted for their outrageous clothes, drug use, and flashing lights.
Disco music was generally made by studio engineers using session musicians, and was pressed onto 12-inch singles, an innovation which allowed for high-fidelity recorded music over a large sound system. The name derives from the French word "Discotheque", a place for playing records.
TOO GAY FOR AMERICA
― 31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:16 (5 years ago) Permalink
Lennon subsequently apologized for those remarks.[Citation Needed]
― 31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:17 (5 years ago) Permalink
It (Conservapedia) is not funny anymore ;_; It's just depressingly stupid.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:18 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Golf
― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:48 (5 years ago) Permalink
:D
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:52 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Other_gods
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
Hip Hop is a style of African American music in which African Americans chant over beats. It originated in the 70's in the South Bronx. Originally DJ's would loop a specific cut from popular funk or disco songs known as break beats. Eventually African American MCs would talk over the beats, mostly regarding the incredible skills of the DJ. This evoloved into the MCs talking about themselves and the amount of power money and sexual prowess they possessed.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:59 (5 years ago) Permalink
This evoloved
DJ EvoLoved, Monday nights, 9-close, $10. Ladies drink free.
― kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:30 (5 years ago) Permalink
glad to see this gem is still there:
According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. There is, however, no evidence of a genetic bottleneck in the kangaroo species which would be expected if all kangaroos were descended from two individuals.After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[6], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[5] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [7] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[8]
After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[6], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[5] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.
Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [7] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[8]
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:37 (5 years ago) Permalink
I'd take the dreamtime expalnation over creationist bullshit any day.
― Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:38 (5 years ago) Permalink
I just love the lumping together of aboriginal mythology and evolution. would this fall within the realms of a straw man argument, or have they just invented a totally new fallacy?
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:45 (5 years ago) Permalink
Here's a sane explanation of a "baramin", the creationist pseudo-scientific jargon in the piece above: http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/Baramin
― Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:50 (5 years ago) Permalink
Thank You, this article got me thinking
This article demonstrates the wonderful thing about conservipedia! I never realized that even my reading of the bible was corrupted by the liberal thought I've been force fed (despite having conservative parents). This article, in laying out the biblical passages on the subject clearly, made me realize that slavery isn't NECESSARILY all bad. Of course, I still think slavery of G-d fearing Christians is appalling, if they are determined slaves just because of the color of their skin. But because liberals decietfully used the obvious immorality of that to discount all slavery, even though G-d plainly wills it, I was even tricked into thinking all slavery was bad.
I had read those passages before of course, I just sort of ignored them, because they made me anxious. I didn't know how to reconcile it with the force-fed liberal ideas on slavery, that ignorantly lump all slavery together with Southern slavery. I never realized how much of a pernicious influence liberal ideas could have on even me. I never even knew any liberals growing up! To think, Satan's trickery could be so wily as to actually instill ideas in me that make me anxious when reading G-d's word.
Is there any movements to reinsitute slavery properly? I mean, I know that we have so much to battle right now, abortion, and secularism in general. But it just seems so wrong that a few impure slave-owners could tarnish a biblical institution. Its hopless right now, we are so embattled, but maybe in a few hundred years we can return to a biblical way of life. And if we are biblically consistent--e.g. opposing abortion, demanding Christianity for citizenship, calling for the institution of slavery--then maybe people will see that and have more respect for our movement.
Could the article have more on the virtues of slavery? Surely there has to be some commentary on it somewhere. Being a biblical institution it has to serve a purpose. And for those of you that say "it only applied in ancient times" I say how dare you insult G-d. He's omniscient, which implies what was right then was right now, or else He would have told us to change. InTheEvent 13:53, 19 June 2007 (EDT)
― and what, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:46 (5 years ago) Permalink
hahahaha
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:50 (5 years ago) Permalink
Is he volunteering to be a slave, then?
― Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:52 (5 years ago) Permalink
I was gonna say - somebody enslave that guy posthaste! He'll be cool with it, it's G-d's will!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:54 (5 years ago) Permalink
Famous Left-Wing Terrorist Groups
* PIRA * Al-Qaeda
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:57 (5 years ago) Permalink
"Though the liberal media continues to disparage Bush's handling of the economy, they often neglect to report the many aspects of the economy that Bush has improved. For example, during his term Exxon Mobil has posted the largest profit of any company in a single year, and executive salaries have greatly increased as well."
- A thought here: Either this poster is admirably subversive or he is functionally retarded.
― jposnan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:15 (5 years ago) Permalink
Many people have reported leaving homosexuality and becoming heterosexual through their Christian faith.[27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37]
― Eric H., Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:16 (5 years ago) Permalink
http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Metapedia:Mission_statement
Metapedia:Mission statement
Being able to present one’s own definitions of concepts as well as interpretations of various phenomena and historical events is a vital part of every metapolitical and cultural struggle. This is more important than ever in these modern times, where many concepts have been distorted and lost their original meaning – which can be regarded as a result of our political opponents’ successful cultural struggle.
The possibility to influence the language is vital if you want to shape people’s world view. The Frankfurt School and their ideological heirs are good examples in this regard, and have been very successful in stigmatizing previously natural and sound values and attitudes and making them seem pathological by inventing and popularizing concepts such as “xenophobia” and the like. This clearly illustrates the power of language and words, and it is therefore important that we start re-conquering our languages.
Another important purpose of Metapedia is to become a web resource for pro-European activists. Metapedia makes it easy for our cadres to expand their knowledge on various important subjects, and also functions as a searchable reference.
Furthermore Metapedia gives us the opportunity to present a more balanced and fair image of the pro-European struggle for the general public as well as for academics, who until now have been dependent on strongly biased and hostile “researchers” like Searchlight, Anti-Defamation League, Southern Poverty Law Center, Simon Wiesenthal Centre, and such.
Metapedia welcomes those who willing to contribute constructively to this noble effort.
― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:10 (3 months ago) Permalink
Did you know that...
…words like Nazi, anti-semite and conspiracy theory were all created by Jews as a means of thought control?
…on the eve of the Second World War, Charles Lindbergh warned us against racial suicide?
…National Socialist Germany conducted the first successful nuclear weapons test?
…Stanley Levison fundraiser for the Communist Party USA was Martin Luther King, Jr.'s handler and key advisor?
…Kathy Ainsworth, a pregnant school teacher, died in a staged FBI-ADL assassination plot?
…the 1968 song Get Back by the Beatles was written originally as a protest against Pakistani immigration into Great Britain?
…social and political commentator William L. Pierce predicted the 9/11 attacks in April 2001? [7] [8]
…Israel’s Mossad was responsible for the 2001 anthrax attacks as revealed in the article The Anthrax Mystery: Solved?
…Swedish journalist Donald Bostrom wrote an exposé on Jewish human organ harvesting?
― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:11 (3 months ago) Permalink
yep i knew all those things
― Mordy, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:12 (3 months ago) Permalink
i had considered you to be a pro-european activist tbh
― goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 22:13 (3 months ago) Permalink
Totally knew about "Get Back".
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 February 2013 00:56 (3 months ago) Permalink
social and political activist William L. Pierce
LOL
― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 8 February 2013 01:03 (3 months ago) Permalink
The original version of "Get Back" was meant ironically as a protest against Enoch Powell, right?
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 8 February 2013 01:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
And it morphed from there into a song about transvestite drug dealers.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 8 February 2013 01:10 (3 months ago) Permalink
Mitt Romney is a speaker at CPAC ???!!! [1]Suggested title for his talk: "Maybe social issues are important after all."
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 February 2013 05:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
yes, the original lyrics of 'get back' were definitely satirical -- more here:
http://www.beatlesbible.com/songs/get-back/
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 21 February 2013 05:33 (3 months ago) Permalink
this whole article, lol. "It was founded by Morris Dees and Joseph J Levin—the former a cosmopolitan mercenary accused in court of child molestation,[1] the latter a confirmed Jew." a confirmed jew!!
― chilli, Thursday, 21 February 2013 07:33 (3 months ago) Permalink
especially like the mini ✡ and ☭ they have as footnotes to peoples' names
― chilli, Thursday, 21 February 2013 07:34 (3 months ago) Permalink
Conservapedia is proven right: HUGO CHAVEZ IS DEAD, and the lamestream media finally admit it. [1]Liberal denial crashes again.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:42 (2 months ago) Permalink
fuck that liberal media who thought he would never die
― ≪江南Style≫ (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:55 (2 months ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Limousine_liberal
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
I see your limousine liberal and raise you a champagne socialist.
― Another turning point, a stork fuck in the road (ledge), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:29 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Deaths_directly_attributed_to_the_liberal_media
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:22 (1 month ago) Permalink
John Wayne Gacy (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was a liberal Democrat 1970s serial killer. He was convicted and later executed for the rape and murder of 33 boys and young men, 29 of whom he buried in the crawl space under his house, between 1972 and his arrest in December 1978. In an interview where he denied killing any of his victims, John Gacy said he was bisexual and "very liberal".[2] Gacy was also a Democratic Party activist who had his picture taken with Rosalynn Carter after being given Secret Service clearance.[3] At the time of the picture, Gacy had several victims hidden in his home.[4]
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:26 (1 month ago) Permalink
See Also
Lamestream media
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:28 (1 month ago) Permalink
whenever I think about sites like these images of Jack Black and his 'brothers' in Bob Roberts pop into my head
― The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:29 (1 month ago) Permalink
^^^ founders of conservapedia
― The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Sunday, 24 March 2013 20:30 (1 month ago) Permalink
The best of the public Chicago Bulls end the winning streak of the Miami Heat, as Overrated Sports Star LeBron James incurs a flagrant foul in the final minutes. [6]
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 28 March 2013 18:53 (1 month ago) Permalink
dont' tread on me To Catch a Predator and WWF
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:01 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Best_New_Conservative_Words
fascinating
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Action-at-a-distance
― Heyman (crüt), Friday, 29 March 2013 17:15 (1 month ago) Permalink
King James Version Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe.
Proposed Conservative Translation Then Jesus snapped at him, "Unless you people see miracles and signs, you will never believe."
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:00 (1 month ago) Permalink
Huh...I thought conservatives thought using anything other than the KJV was heretical.
― The Complete Afterbirth of the Cool (WilliamC), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:05 (1 month ago) Permalink
Conservative terms, expressing conservative insights, originate at a faster rate, and with much higher quality, than liberal terms. Conservative triumph over liberalism is thus inevitable.
Either this really is the longest long-con troll of all time, or these people are insect-eggs-in-the-brain crazy.
― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:35 (1 month ago) Permalink
The site is heavily populated by trolls, there's some discussion up thread about it
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
plus the mentally ill
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 29 March 2013 19:46 (1 month ago) Permalink
I like how that 'conservative words' thing more or less follows an exponential curve, as if in the future we will hit a CONSERVATIVE WORD SINGULARITY and every word ever created will be more and more conservative.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:41 (1 month ago) Permalink
re: the Chicago Bulls thing, I'm trying to figure out what "public" is doing in the sentence. Is the author advocating public ownership over privatized commodification that LeBron stands for?
― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Sunday, 31 March 2013 01:19 (1 month ago) Permalink
he's saying that the success of the bulls is an example of the "best of the public," which is Schlafly's term for the wisdom and grit of the common man winning out over liberal academia.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 31 March 2013 01:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
Sounds like Commie talk to me!
― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Sunday, 31 March 2013 01:27 (1 month ago) Permalink
http://www.conservapedia.com/Mystery:Did_a_Fake_Fidel_Castro_Meet_the_Pope%3F
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 00:18 (4 weeks ago) Permalink