Phrases you hate...

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you hate the phrase "after the sex"?

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

you hate the phrase "after the sex"?

pretty much

What a pisser!, Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i take it you're not a cuddler?

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 01:47 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"let's just cuddle"

rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 20 November 2005 02:07 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"It's all good" - AAAARRGGH!
"You know how that goes" - either tell me or don't.

This one isn't a phrase but it confuses me:
"Excuse me" being used by people walking in your general direction who aren't going to crash into you & you're really not posing any kind of obstacle to them going on their merry way, which leads me to assume it's an attention-getting device, as in "Hi I'm walking past you now, saw you weren't really noticing me, don't freak out at my proximity to you". Very weird, uniquely American convention that I haven't quite grasped yet.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 November 2005 03:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

describing things as "american"

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 November 2005 05:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

xpost I always assumed that was some sort of leftover excessive politeness from Britain rather than a uniquely American thing.

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 20 November 2005 05:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I wish life was a giant game of Donkey Kong.

The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 20 November 2005 07:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

There's no expression I hate more than "Gotta love it!" or "Gotta love ____!"

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 20 November 2005 07:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

People saying "That's what I'm talking about!!" when in fact they have not been talking about anything, or even if they have.

Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"Whoa, settle down now...hehe" said by guys who think they're being funny, to people who aren't anywhere near being wild and crazy. eff off, boring guy in bad shirt.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

it just. doesn't get. any better than THIS.

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 20 November 2005 08:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I hate dorks and dorkettes who can't utter the word NO less than three times at once. That gattling gun, "NO-No-NA-NO!" is frigging stupid, irritating and worthy of a severe BITCH SLAPPING!

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:08 (eleven years ago) Permalink

american???

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

hey IT IS WHAT IT IS so make sure WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE

harvey d grace, Sunday, 20 November 2005 13:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Baby!
Make sure we are all on the same page of music!
Make sure you are on point with this one.
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
Show me the money!
I'll have to check with the manager.

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 14:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I like the idea of office conversation being "peppered with banality"

Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 20 November 2005 15:58 (eleven years ago) Permalink

What we need is a annoying-phrase thread anthologizer.
Let's PUSH THE ENVELOPE on message-board organization.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

'ARE YOU FEELING ME?' lets hope not.


alba, youre everyones fact checkin' cuz

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Sorry, I was aggressively drunk last night. Still, there's a good reason office conversations are "peppered with banality". It's to stop everybody remembering that they are pissing the precious gift of life away in mundane and pointless company for a mundane and pointless company.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yes, I don't know what this says about ILE. Actually I do

Repeating the past isn't necessarily bad... especially if there is no past for a newcomer.
Is this a semi-private board of stuffy folks bent on wanking off only in the company of fellow stuffy board members or what?

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The idea is that you use the existing thread, Bohica, rather than multiply unnecessary ones. It's not a "we've done this" thang. Also, the point was that there are too many GRANMA PEDANTS on ILXor.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The idea is that you use the existing thread, Bohica, rather than multiply unnecessary ones.

Yes. Precisely! For example, if you were burning to discuss bicameral vs. unicameral legislative bodies, there is already a thread for doing exactly that. Why start any more?

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink

this thread is TO DIE FOR!

tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

There should be a special EXELSIOR thread for pasting in posts where people are admonished for not using Search.
Don't forget the amazing boringness of the time spent waiting for the search function to cough up threads. So much easier to start a new one and then wait for ilxors with faster internet connections to cough them up. It's like fishing!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:51 (eleven years ago) Permalink

EXCELSIOR. Pardon.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Thread title search, under "Advanced Search", is very quick, if you can guess words or phrases that might be in the title.

The slowness of full-text searches isn't anything to do with your internet connection speed, btw.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

1. There are those that propose a board of SHOULD's and SHOULD'VE's? I guess the more rules the better, right?

2. The best thing to do when a string is redundant is to jump right in and announce the fact you have identified it as redundant instead of ignoring it, right?

3. After a three hour recovery period I am perfectly sober again.

4. Boo!


BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

shut up and post phrases

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"I'm totally hating on her!"


This sends me into fucking orbit for some reason.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I really hate those 'Magick Happens' bumper stickers.

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"Here goes nothing"— What does it mean? It's normally said when somebody is about to take a chance and do something risky or bold. In that case, they would be giving it nothing, they'd be giving it something!

"He's burning both ends of the same candle"— I don't know what I hate about it, I just do.

"They're just talking" as a euphemism for two people not in a relationship fooling around up to but not including sex. I actually preferred "being with each other," back when that was the thing to say.

Also, in a previous phrases-you-hate thread I mentioned hating "Can I get..." when asking for something. The only time it should be used is by a Southern Baptist preacher asking for an Amen.

naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

then how will Marvin get a witness?

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

That's the other exception.

naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

'that's the exception that proves the rule' is pretty annoying

gem (trisk), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I just heard a dreary girl on Neighbours say in a coarse bossy voice, 'shut up and kiss me'.

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

"Here goes nothing"— What does it mean?

Clue: Coincidentally, the phrase means exactly the same as one of its component words.

I actually hadn't heard or read that one since about ten minutes after watching an ep of 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh In' for the last time, some time around 1969. 'R&M'sL-I' was a classic show, and a ground-breaker, but it has spawned a ream of catch-phrases for subsequent flogging to death, even more than Monty Python. Fortunately, 'Here goes nothing' ran out of legs faster than most of them.

Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 07:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

Sheesh, some of you people... I love it how when Theresa asked if it had already been done, someone said yes and then A GAZILLION PEOPLE reiterate this fact. WE KNOW, now either ignore the thread (and by not posting make it drop lower on the list) or contribute something instead of "le sigh been thee done that, i'm a reg and you're a noob or idiot who can't search."

Anyway, I hate it when people say: I'm 110 procent sure. Dude, either your completely sure or less, but not more than completely.

nathalie, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

As mentioned upthread, "base touching" is the WORST.

Drooone, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

Big thumbs down on "pro-active".
Hate hate hate it.

What does he "bring to the table"?
Hate that one too.

All mindless utterances from mindless mid-level managers can go, too.

craven, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

verbs/verb phrases!! touches on, informed by - esp. when I resort to using them!!!

youn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

My boss says "decant" when he means "put out the Japanese porn we just got". I know he tries, but you just can't make that classy

Morley Timmons, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:34 (nine years ago) Permalink

!!!Donna please tell me that was not a typo.

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

I wish I could stop myself from saying "I hear ya" whenever I'm trying hard not to convey that I either really don't give a shit about what the person is saying or just feel uncomfortable.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

As much as I hate that I do it, I admit I use "it's all good" sometimes. But know that when I do, behind my eyes the real me is screaming "NO IT ISN'T, IT IS ALL GOING HORRIBLY WRONG AND I AM TOO PASSIVE TO KICK UP A FUSS SO I WILL JUST BE NICE AND A DOORMAT K"

Ugh.

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

ooh, I hate 'it's all good'. (It's not you, Trayce, it's me)
No, my boss totally says "I need you to decant H*usewives at Pl*y:King Sized Special". Awesome

Morley Timmons, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

:o

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

I want your job!

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Yes, the former was produced in the Guardian's US offices.

Alba, Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:31 (six months ago) Permalink

I don't care that much about Americanisms but that is horrible.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:36 (six months ago) Permalink

Britishes finally learning the language

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Saturday, 28 May 2016 14:36 (six months ago) Permalink

lol, "debate with" sounds horrid to me

like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:34 (six months ago) Permalink

would it be possible for me to book an appointment?

i use this construction all the time. also, "would you mind if i were to..."

like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:38 (six months ago) Permalink

I always use 'i was wondering if I could' which feels like the same level of passiveness

ciderpress, Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:49 (six months ago) Permalink

hot take. i loathe and wish to ban the phrase "hot take".

like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:59 (six months ago) Permalink

May I have

Or less formal "GIMME A BEER"

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 28 May 2016 16:59 (six months ago) Permalink

Not sure if this is a similar thing but "I began to believe the voices in my head
were wrong"

Surely "I began to believe THAT the voices in my head were wrong" would remove that ambiguity

kinder, Saturday, 28 May 2016 18:34 (six months ago) Permalink

"tell us how you really feel" after someone tells how they feel about something

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 5 June 2016 22:49 (five months ago) Permalink

hot take. i loathe and wish to ban the phrase "hot take".

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, May 28, 2016 11:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it ever used non-ironically?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 6 June 2016 03:56 (five months ago) Permalink

"I'm sorry, but--"

I wonder if this is what spawned "sorry not sorry", which gives me hives.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 6 June 2016 04:14 (five months ago) Permalink

I strongly dislike the word 'funky' when used to describe things other than music.

aonghus, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 00:29 (five months ago) Permalink

tbh I get more annoyed when that word is applied to music

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:09 (five months ago) Permalink

I ate a 100 year old duck egg this evening and there was definitely a prominent flavor there that could be appropriately called funky

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:47 (five months ago) Permalink

When I've tossed a variety of dirty clothes into the hamper to await washing, then after a number of days, the contents of the hamper start to smell funky.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:55 (five months ago) Permalink

hot take. i loathe and wish to ban the phrase "hot take".

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:59 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ways to avoid thinking for $1000. See also 'challops'.

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 05:03 (five months ago) Permalink

lol

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:38 (five months ago) Permalink

"____________ is when..."

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:06 (five months ago) Permalink

"If I could just ask you to"

usually used passive aggressively by people in service jobs

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:25 (five months ago) Permalink

don't hate this but also don't understand why i say "buh-bye" when ending a phone call and hear it all the time - where did this come from?

Mordy, Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:49 (five months ago) Permalink

Contraction of bye-bye surely

mario vargis loosa (wins), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:53 (five months ago) Permalink

"This."

Pentenema Karten, Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:53 (five months ago) Permalink

^ this

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:55 (five months ago) Permalink

THIS

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:56 (five months ago) Permalink

eso

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:07 (five months ago) Permalink

"This is so Important."

Pentenema Karten, Thursday, 9 June 2016 17:14 (five months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

"womp womp" as onomatopoeia for the sad trombone sound. I see this all over twitter and facebook lately. I don't hear a "p" sound in there at all!

https://wompwompwomp.com/

Womp would be a better word for some kind of bass sound or something.

how's life, Saturday, 27 August 2016 11:53 (three months ago) Permalink

sad bass drop

mark s, Saturday, 27 August 2016 12:10 (three months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

'blame game'

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 18:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Doubling down

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 11 November 2016 19:24 (three weeks ago) Permalink

trump train

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 11 November 2016 19:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

"catching feelings"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 November 2016 21:23 (one week ago) Permalink

"This."

― Pentenema Karten, Thursday, June 9, 2016 11:53 AM (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ this

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, June 9, 2016 11:55 AM (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, June 9, 2016 11:56 AM (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's gotten out of hand imo esp in response to election

marcos, Monday, 21 November 2016 21:26 (one week ago) Permalink

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. *links to john oliver clip*

marcos, Monday, 21 November 2016 21:27 (one week ago) Permalink


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