Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk

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I'm not proud but I have done this. Recently. Actually, just a few minutes ago.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Schooled by Alex on the proper definition of "ostentatious"! I am humbled.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I was doing some equal opportunity ASSessment yesterday evening @ a VFW rock show. Emunk boys need to put some junk in their trunk. The girls, however, are doing juuuuust fine.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)??

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass...

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

no. if she sits down, you can't see her ass.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh goodness no, Sarah. Love the butt for the butt's sake.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Lately, I've had this horrible string of women wearing low-cut shirts bending over in front of me. It's like, oh goody! But also, show some respect! But like, the view of the boobs is placed in front of me, and to avert my eyes is an artificial response that seems to acknowledge that there's something wrong with looking at boobs.

― Huk-L, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Also: DJ PERRY to thread.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't really understand ass-love that much.

I think it's like the only thing in this world I do properly understand!

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Dudes, it's a Friday and we are talking about ass and it is 8:40 here. This thread is so going to top 300 posts by the afternoon!

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

it's sometimes more fun to watch men watching women's asses than to watch said asses.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

it only gets ostentatious when the starers start vocalizing: "hey baby..." as if she couldn't already FEEL THE HEAT of yr gaze.

classic, and increasingly so when you're middle aged & married ;) but thanks je4nne for making feel like less of a sexist dog.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

well done "n/a"!

xp-definitely, I think stevem said something about that once...

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

i worry about you, amateurist.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Correct me if I'm wrong - but would everyone agree that ostentatious ass-ogling is not usually performed in mixed company? I would think doing it in front of the opposite gender tends to up the dud quotient significantly.

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree that a dumpy ass is off-putting, but I rarely see an ass and think, "Oh, God yes! That's one fine ass!"

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Really? wow

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

o. nate, if you're ostentatiously ass-ogling in front of your girlfriend, it might be dude, unless she digs chicks too.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry, dud.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway let's not pretend that women (aside from sarah) don't ostentatiously ass-ogle dudes. because they do.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Women are beautiful. Some are really really beautiful with really really beautiful curvy bodies. To *not* look and honor this beauty seems wrong and very uptight.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

well, hstencil, it really depends on the ass in question.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), April 1st, 2005 10:42 AM

but then it becomes "Guys who stare really furtively at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk"

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

sarah you're starting to make me cry.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

also Jeanne OTM

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

(in response to your worrying about me.)

xpost

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't totally agree w/ am's statement, but when I catch someone w/ awestruck eyes & agape mouth totally checking out someone's ass, it does add a little something to the experience. Also, it gives me a heads' up re: what made them bug out. Other good accents: watching someone execute the double-take; the ogler getting caught ogling by their significant other; the ogler getting caught by the oglee.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

If you ever come to my town with a day to spare, I'll take on the the Asses of Canada Walking Tour (trademark pending) and you'll understand.

Back in the 90s, a friend and I were working for this weird company that sent us into small towns in BC to talk to high school kids, and we pretty much had nothing to do for 7 of the 8 hours were stuck in these podunks, so we'd walk around, looking at asses. We broke them down into loony classifications. Like, "Check out the boom-bip-bop over there! And how about the homina-heiny henceforth hithering?"

massive xpost

― Huk-L, Friday, 1 April 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

A while back I was walking down the street, and there was this girl walking about 15-20 feet ahead of me, and I passed this old man standing on the sidewalk, and as I passed him, he nodded at the girl in front of me, winked, and gave me a thumbs up.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok. Someone post a picture of a guy with a really great ass (wearing clothes please), and I'll see if I dig it.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"it must be jam, 'cause jelly don't shake like dat!"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Well down on the street where the faces shine
Floating around, I'm a real low mind
See a pretty thang
Ain't no wall
See a pretty thang
Ain't no wall
No wall
No wall
No wall

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone post a picture of a guy with a really great ass (wearing clothes please)

Aw. There goes posting pics of Lenny Kravitz's ass in the "Again" video.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I love the variety of clothing in which women's asses (and, for that matter, men's) become ogleable. Running shorts on sunny days at the park, really nice skirts or suitpants that hug it just so, tight jeans, etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I did this like three times the other day, on Division (in your hip neighborhood, Nick and Sarah). Oh, that sweet indie coffee shop ass. I try to be sly about it, but I know deep down that there's no way to be sly about it. You kinda have to accept that you might get caught if you do it.

Classic, though.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I have had passing fantasies of getting dark shades and a guide dog, walking up to a woman with a bodacious booty and asking, "Would it offend you if I looked at your behind?"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

BOOO on the indie coffee shop ass. between that and a mention of lenny kravitz, this thread is ruined for me.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone ever caught someone ogling the ass, and then to try and make up for their guilt, they somehow try to get you to agree that that ass is fine, either verbally or through facial/bodily expressions? This seems like something that might happen.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Archel's bum photo to thread!

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost)It happens. It's pretty sad/cute.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

no. when you ogle, you ogle alone.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

yes. yes that's totally within the realms of plausibility. I'm plotting a graph about it right now.

xxxpost

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to preface this post by saying I am an extraordinarily happily married man with no thoughts nor plans of ever deviating from my wedded trajectory.

That said, there is a young woman who works in our PR department who seems to have a tendency to "go commando" and also leans forward in her chair (giving one and all frequent viewings of her splendid posterior cleavage). It makes trips to the fax machine on the other side of the floor all the more worthwhile.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Sarah, baseball players have great butts. And yes, the Kravitz butt...

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

To be honest, I've never really been that charmed by asses as much as other people seem to be, but that doesn't mean I don't stare at 'em.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Why does that not surprise me?

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

How she's unaware of it (musn't she feel a draft?) is beyond me.

x-x-post

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I tend to stare when men have shabby asses more than nice ones (ie skinny emo boys whose ass is, in width, less than one of my legs.)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to preface this post by saying I am an extraordinarily happily married man with no thoughts nor plans of ever deviating from my wedded trajectory.

I'll second that, except for the "married" part. But still. I would worry about myself if ass no longer caught my eye.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

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das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.

― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.

― Laurel, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

haha that would be +1 on killfiling

i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks

― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

einekleine pöppage

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

ich habe ein fückwant

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.

-- Oilyrags, Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:13 PM

for real though!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Englander futbol mit Capello ist ein drei-funf-zwei formatten, danke

would translate ILX System into Latin

― Just got offed, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Didn't you have some cloudy pussy fantasies to attend to?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I have complimented many women on theirs vulva shapely. Door a arrossimento to its guancica, for knowing that its vulva so as to is appreciated. What live!

― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank you, Roberto Benigni.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

valuable new poster!

― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

rodman what do you think of crutis's vulva

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

ysi?

― gff, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

crust!

― rodman, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

crust-punk ass - never seen a good one yet

― milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

haha that is true

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

-- milo z, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:07 (48 minutes ago) Link

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

― will, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

p.s. guys I didn't point out "oogle" so that you all could start using it

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

im going to oogle you, curt1s, you dirty dronerock boy,

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

so dirty and so droney

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

ughhhhhh

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

this is revenge for the excelsior thread title isn't it

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/01/thrustpac_450x335.jpg

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i22.tinypic.com/2elbayu.gif

― kenan, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

nope, still counter-clockwise

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I constantly find myself humming "Hiii there, how are things? etc..."

I am not proud.

-- will, Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:59 PM (

lol i have also done this

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i9.tinypic.com/6u42rdd.jpg

― StanM, Thursday, 13 December 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

In addition to sounding annoying, that's one hell of a non-starter line.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 06:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

"MUST BE A GOOD BOOK."

"YOU WERE READING WHEN I SAW YOU BEFORE."

"IS THAT THE SAME BOOK FROM BEFORE?"

"MUST BE GOOD."

"DONT MIND ME. I WAS JUST OOGLING."

"OOGLE OOGLE OOGLE."

― "Rumsfeld", Tuesday, 18 December 2007 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link

The Ralph Wiggum Guide to Picking Up Chicks.

― nickn, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I had a 4-hour layover in SLC last week, and that airport still tries to charge you actual money for wifi, so without anything to read I was stuck people-watching to pass the time. Anyway, there was this young couple there. She was a cute redhead, he was whatever cute redheads go for these days, and he could not have been any more obvious about checking out other girls. Redhead would get up and wander off, and he'd look around and stare at other women, and then when the redhead came back into view, the dude would alternate between watching her walk back to him and checking out some other girl. After a while, his laser-guided bobble-ogle head became like my own supplementary cutie detector. I felt kinda bad for the redhead, though.

― Kerm, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link

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