RIP Justin Bieber

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Nooooo dont ruin all my dreams ;_;

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

don't despair you can always spend time on youtube comments threads

is it just me or is he kind of inarticulate for a 16 year old?

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 15, 2010 5:28 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.

do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

cursory glance of his twitter today included the phrase "this video is going to sick" and referring to his album as "MY WORLDS". also him having just discovered dusty web memes like Leeroy Jenkins and Chuck Norris jokes.

― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Saturday, May 15, 2010 9:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest

it's weird like, he comes off as someone who has been in the business since he was 11 or something and has been coached incessantly on how to give interviews & never say anything especially of meaning, just giving constant praise to fans and being gregarious in a forced & pretty boring way -- but maybe that's just how he is?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.

No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 16 May 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a bonus version of his album called My Worlds plural, actually.

― No, YOU'RE a disgusting savage (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:49 AM (37 minutes ago)

Encyclobiebia Biebtannica over here

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah tbh that whole "what does german mean?" thing was unfair - in the context of how and what they asked him I'dve been just as confused. He meant it like "whats german?" as a euphemism, I'm sure.

lil bro didnt know if the dude just meant basketball was something at which he excelled or if basketball was a place where he was literally a german

coining (Lamp), Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:40 (fourteen years ago) link

why what happened

conrad, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Fetchboy's hands fell off.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, handlessness

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

cant believe yallr pissing on his memory like this

plax (ico), Sunday, 16 May 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF does he demand all interviewers wear that shirt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crcrqLrqTrg

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lol lamp

symsymsym, Monday, 17 May 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

he sounds like a dullard.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

hey cut the Biebs some slack, there's no Germans in heaven

huggable snuggable teddy bear (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 May 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

he's the demon spawn of tony robbins

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link

who apparently doesn't know what "German" means. (no, I don't buy that he thought the interviewer said "Jewman", he LOOKED AT THE CARD!!!)

― Sherman Helmsley Teabag (Cattle Grind), Monday, May 17, 2010 1:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

So he can count to 10 in german if you ask him to, but he doesn't know what "german" means? If so, you should really be impressed more than anything.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe he just can't read.

bilbao baggins (88), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

some dude, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

rip lil dude, just heard a song by you for the first time and now you're all dead ;_;

tylerw, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

he isn't dead

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

THIS THREAD TITLE IS DECEPTIVE AND MISLEADING

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

its a typo, actually its Bustin Jieber that's passed away

this, too, is a rumor. "bustin jieber" refers to an act, not a person.

A complex sex move in which one dresses up as a androgynous 15 year old lesbian, then sings obnoxious pop songs in a high pitched nasally voice, before busting a nut in the face of teenage america. For some reason, teenage girls can't seem to get enough of this.

common mistake.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

RIP little Bieber. I miss you so much already!

Fetchboy, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

we are actively trying to recruit this bieber, but he has not answered our emails. we suspect a plot.

rage for the machine (banaka), Monday, 24 May 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJjeRpPtY0

Trip Maker, Friday, 28 May 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

what a nice young man

conrad, Friday, 28 May 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

agreeable fellow, I concur

RIP

henceforth we eat truffle fries (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

he and the glass door had previously been seen partying with Justin Timberlake in Bimini.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uGs0H.png

StanM, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Was nice knowing you, Celine Dion.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, looks like Snopes is still taking the news really hard. Hopefully they'll be able to come to terms with his passing soon.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 June 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, stage 1 = denial.

StanM, Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i heard him in a hit song on american top 40 this week. he didn't even ruin it!

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

he was just . . . undistinguished. but ryan seacrest still gushed over "bieber" being a guest on the song.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

"that was blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah, and 'bieber'"

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bqRpXPy4kM

StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^ first time I hear one of his songs ever, btw. Still haven't heard the real version. :-)

StanM, Saturday, 19 June 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link

that is the real version!

LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

poor guy is still in denial:

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/07/01/bieber-is-neither-dead-nor-in-the-illuminati-he-confirms/?hpt=T2

Darin, Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't believe he died again. i am even more distraught than the last time.

The Reverend, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Illuminati killed him just like they killed 2Pac

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

His hair looks like a CHP motorbike cop helmet.

http://blog.motorcycle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1221574962594_4chipsmif_640_320.jpg

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link


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