mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Hey, our beloved former governor, Jesse Ventura, did once say you'd never hunted until you'd hunted MAN.

One coke too many stolen from the office fridge.

He was truly a Law and Order governor.

about to go to the partay, need bouze, on edge...

I have to go pick the kids up from school, so booze at my house is probably many hours away. SADLY

wait, we have a state muffin????

Kind of a generic state muffin though, shouldn't it be mosquito and ludefisk or something?

Do not confuse state muffin with state pie.

State motto: some sorta swishy French talk by communists

wtf MN is not upstate New York!

our state motto is something boringly self-loathing in Norwegian

Why why WHY didn't I take Norwegian at Olaf when I had the chance?!

wau you would think it would take a computer program less than 3 minutes to translate "my mother doesn't love me" from English to Norwegian but I guess you would be wrong

It is hard for even computers to fathom the bizarre sequence of letters that is the Norwegian language.

...so MSNBC calls PA and slew of other states for Obama; I cannot enjoy this moment because my Dad was on the phone asking for computer help. ARGH

I have seriously got to stop answering my telephone.

BREAKING NEWS! - CNN CALLS MINNESOTA FOR OBAMA WITHIN 10 SECONDS OF THE POLLS CLOSING - BREAKING NEWS!

i was enjoying the fakeout drama they were trying to pull about "Minnesota potentially still up for grabs oh no wait syke duh of course losers"

I had a hard time imagining Minnesota going Republican this year of all years after not doing so since 1972...

So yeah, I am pleased with how fast we were called.

Still waiting for more states to be called for Obama before I feel even remotely satisfied, though.

Okay, so Ohio being called for Obama = me at least remotely satisfied.

haha yeah i saw mccain 0% Obama 0% - we call Obama!

Just flip a coin, it's statistically relevant!

You guys!!! Hastings constituency: I love you guys!

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hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa yes btw

i am v v happy for you, my surrogate country. but i am sad that prop will most likely go thru and poor gayz will get no more marriage :(

on a brighter note, MN looks like it is going to vote in a constitutional amendment that establishes a .75% addition to state wide sales tax that can only be spent on the environment and the arts!!!

for the next 35 years. not revokable.

oops that is supposed to read 'prop 8'

i love my state v v much tonight. (i am choosing to ignore this whole michelle bachmann problem.)

I love Minnesota sooooooo much, and also the USA returning to sanity.

!!!!!!!

Is Prop. 8 really going to pass in CA? I hope to god not.

me too :(

Ew. Any Franken news? My cousin said it was 300 votes apart.

I think it's going to be morning before that race is called.

coleman is now 15000 votes ahead.

also, the envrio/art amendment is going to lose because people who didn't choose yes or no count as a no vote. t (o_O t)

what? thats insane

they printed it on the ballot but people didn't pay any fucking attention apparently or hate art and nature.

i can kind of understand people hating art if theyre insane or something but nature??? DUDE, YOU ARE NATURE!!!!

Ahem ARTS ARE ALSO V V IMPORTANT! Esp if I relocate to mpls!

I voted for it, because it was just not that much money to add to the sales tax. I say that as a person with very little money! The only reason I might have opposed it is because it was such a small number that it would have been hard for my math-challenged brain to calculate (obviously no reason!).

SIGH

tza, please come here anyway - we need your votes!

And your company, of course. :)

I know I haven't been around in a while but <3 you guys. I also know that tonight wasn't perfect but really, you should be proud.

JUST GOT MORE PERFECT NEWEST RETURN SAYS IT WILL PASS WOOOOOOOOOT!

also hey dude hi dere!

also, we just reelected the only muslim US house rep by a three to one margin. feeling minnesota again!

prob should stop the celebratory drinking at this point before i trail off into full on nonsense

Ahem ARTS ARE ALSO V V IMPORTANT!

you know this because you are not insane <3

YOU should stop the celebratrory drinking? try advancing six hours and imagining seagulls squawking outside your window as you contemplate whether another beverage is a good idea or not. :P

so glad i booked wednesday off work.

i also know this because funding the arts = gov't grants for general operating expenses = possibly decent salaries for arts professionals like myself.
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i brought myself home so as to not have a TERRIBLE hangover tomorrow... i don't think i will be able to sleep though!!!

aw barack's thank you txt was so sweet!