There should be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets.

Thanks to those Iraqis who made Kathryn Bigelow the success she is tonight. Well, those still alive. Good night everybody!
9:13 PM Mar 7th via web

makes u think

Mo'nique proves that comics can be the most serious people on earth.
7:02 PM Mar 7th via web

aw!!

Vatican to begin Volcanic Ash Wednesdays.
5:56 PM Apr 18th via web

http://bryantosh.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tracy-morgan_lolhudblogs.jpg

WORDPLAY!

lol @ dudes. volcanic ash wednesdays is like a step removed from finest dname thread shit

Dennis Perrin proves that puns can be the funniest jokes on earth.

this thread needs some greatest hits throwback jams:

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread OSCARS 2010 on board I Love Everything on Mar 10, 2010

"I'd like to thank the Iraqis for resisting our occupation. Without you, this film doesn't get made." - Dennis Perrin

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread The super-speculative 2010 NFL DRAFT thread. on board I Love NFL on Apr 24, 2010

Dennis Perrin tweet:

Had the Confederacy survived, their NFL draft would feature mouth inspections.

Dr Morbius wrote this on thread the USA, Israel, and national interest on board I Love Everything on Jan 13, 2009

Perrin again:

Why did the Israeli Army cross the border?
What border?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread HEALTHCARE THREAD on board I Love Everything on Mar 27, 2010

Perrin tweet:

Health Care "Reform": Same crooks holding the same guns, only now they're smiling.

^_______^

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
3:20 PM Apr 11th via web

yeah! fuck you japan!!

see J0rdan, he's alluding to a historical event.

(I guess what I'm asking is how crappy a school is Mizzou)

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use conventional bombs, rained down from a fleet of B-29s, and killing hundreds of thousands of people -- more even than in atomic attacks -- if it had them. The good news is, it would be on Japan.

(I guess what I'm asking is how crappy a school is Mizzou)

ouch this seems a bit . . . harsh?

nah, J0rdan's OK, but really he thinks DP is saying "f Japan" in that joke?

Is Perrin implying that Obama would like to see the bomb used on Japan?

Is Perrin implying that Obama would like to see the bomb used on Japan?

it's all part of the plan.

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/evil-obama.jpg

tbqfh, the problem with these perrin "jokes" is that he thinks that saying something vaguely topical and vaguely "provocative" adds up to meaning of any kind. like this:

Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
3:20 PM Apr 11th via web

does not mean anything and no one will convince me that it does.

it means Japan is literally where he is a viking

it means nuking Japan wasn't worth losing sleep over as Harry Truman told us all

I think he means that being concerned over Al-Qaeda having a nuclear weapon is hypocritical because they haven't bombed Japan and we have. Of course, this is fucktardery.

i think it means hey! edgy comedy comin AT YA!!

dennis perrin is a comedian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW8GgrbWwc

i think perrin is a bore but that's not what he's saying, mordy

That's absolutely what he's saying.

yeah idk what else it could be

Or to put it differently, he's saying that when someone like Obama, the President of the only country in the world to use a nuclear weapon on another country, says that Al Qaeda would use a nuclear weapon if they had one -- there's an irony. This is 100% what he's saying.

Does Al-Qaeda even fuck with Japan?

It has nothing to do with Japan. He's pointing out the irony of evil America being afraid of nukes when America is the country to nuke Japan. That's what it means. OBVIOUSLY.

yes, an irony...the livelihood of a comedian tends to depend on pointing out ironies. this is not the same thing as saying "well, who are WE to talk? let 'em have a nuke!"

k3v... stfu.

surprising that the guy who's basic foreign policy ideology is "it's ok if the good guys do it" is gonna catch fuckin feelings here

whose obv

im not crazy about civilians being killed by predator drones, but i guess i will cop to saying that it is different from (say) deliberately bombing schools. not diametrically-opposed different, but different. obama is in pakistan because the US has long been involved in pakistan and he doesn't represent an epistemological break with all prior US policy. i guess he *could* pull out; and then, i'm sure, it would turn over to peace and prosperity. when you think about it, it's all pretty simple.

guys

you're draining this thread of lols

christ

via @huffingtonpost: Should Comedy Have Meaning?

indeed.

surprising that the guy who's basic foreign policy ideology is "it's ok if the good guys do it" is gonna catch fuckin feelings here

Is this supposed to cut me to the core or something? His comment is fucking ridiculous. The difference between 'Americans shouldn't be concerned with Al-Qaeda having nuclear weapons' and 'It's ironic that America is concerned with Al-Qaeda having nuclear weapons' is razor-thin. In fact, the difference is what is left unstated. They're otherwise synonymous. If America SHOULD be concerned with Al-Qaeda having nuclear weapons, then it isn't ironic that they are. It's historical contingency. (Not to mention that a fourth-grader has a broader grasp of history than Perrin does. Unless it's also ironic whenever the Germans criticize genocides because - lol - Jews/Gypsies/Blacks.)

My superhero name is also my safeword: Snuggie.
2:11 PM Apr 24th via web

Topical!

If you guys had been around for Malcolm X's "Chickens are coming home to roost" tweet y'all gone apeshit

Think of all the successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists that go unreported.

it is a stinging indictment of american journalism.

why yes, i'd very much like to read about some successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists!

I assumed that was a reference to some celeb story I was unaware of?

i assume so, too, but i haven't heard the story.

Mordy, however much you may disagree w/him, Perrin knows a lot of history. But I think your entire lack of humor re politics may be blinding you to this.

I'm pretty sure I don't have a lack of humor problem, but thx.

this guy isn't funny at all if you wanna talk about lack of humor

he reminds me of klosterman in that I never want to read him again sort of way.

it just makes me cringe, it's like being with a person who looks around the room waiting for people to laugh at his "joke"

harbly formed "joke"

; )

The Japan/nuke joke is a badly written joke, because while I'm well aware of the historical points he's trying to make, the way he says it doesn't make it easy at all to comprehend. But yeah what he's trying to say is yeah.

I lol'd at the Jenna Jameson joke. You see, afaik, there aren't any other ex-porn stars married to mixed martial artists and so try the veal. He'll tweet all week.