For a system that fucks people, is it any surprise that the SEC loves porn? 5:11 AM Apr 23rd via web
http://chattahbox.com/images/2010/02/bandleader-kevin-eubanks-287x300.jpg
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
man, the numbers on indie recordsDennis Perrin's tweets always remind me that, even if something's popular on P4k/ILM/wherever, most of the world doesn't even know it exists
― ksh, Monday, May 3, 2010 9:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
sigh. I give up. I shouldn't have got out of bed today. peace.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
If Ben Roethlisberger were a superhero, he'd be Rape-Ass. 8:49 PM Apr 21st via web
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6Hb1xxSjffs/S6mSj3eXZiI/AAAAAAAAQxs/hPpkSIsoBR8/s400/NBA-Boomshakalaka.png
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods is the Master of filling 18 holes. 5:53 AM Apr 8th via web
hold on now!!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
My superhero name is also my safeword: Snuggie.2:11 PM Apr 24th via web
what's with the 'superhero name' running theme anyway
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan. 3:20 PM Apr 11th via web
yeah! fuck you japan!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks to those Iraqis who made Kathryn Bigelow the success she is tonight. Well, those still alive. Good night everybody! 9:13 PM Mar 7th via web
makes u think
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Mo'nique proves that comics can be the most serious people on earth. 7:02 PM Mar 7th via web
aw!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Vatican to begin Volcanic Ash Wednesdays.5:56 PM Apr 18th via web
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WORDPLAY!
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ dudes. volcanic ash wednesdays is like a step removed from finest dname thread shit
― Baedeker's time and space (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Dennis Perrin proves that puns can be the funniest jokes on earth.
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread needs some greatest hits throwback jams:
Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread OSCARS 2010 on board I Love Everything on Mar 10, 2010
"I'd like to thank the Iraqis for resisting our occupation. Without you, this film doesn't get made." - Dennis Perrin
kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread The super-speculative 2010 NFL DRAFT thread. on board I Love NFL on Apr 24, 2010
Dennis Perrin tweet:
Had the Confederacy survived, their NFL draft would feature mouth inspections.
Dr Morbius wrote this on thread the USA, Israel, and national interest on board I Love Everything on Jan 13, 2009
Perrin again:
Why did the Israeli Army cross the border?What border?
kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread HEALTHCARE THREAD on board I Love Everything on Mar 27, 2010
Perrin tweet:
Health Care "Reform": Same crooks holding the same guns, only now they're smiling.
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
^_______^
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
see J0rdan, he's alluding to a historical event.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
(I guess what I'm asking is how crappy a school is Mizzou)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use conventional bombs, rained down from a fleet of B-29s, and killing hundreds of thousands of people -- more even than in atomic attacks -- if it had them. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
ouch this seems a bit . . . harsh?
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
nah, J0rdan's OK, but really he thinks DP is saying "f Japan" in that joke?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Is Perrin implying that Obama would like to see the bomb used on Japan?
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
it's all part of the plan.
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/evil-obama.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
tbqfh, the problem with these perrin "jokes" is that he thinks that saying something vaguely topical and vaguely "provocative" adds up to meaning of any kind. like this:
Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan.3:20 PM Apr 11th via web
does not mean anything and no one will convince me that it does.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
it means Japan is literally where he is a viking
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
it means nuking Japan wasn't worth losing sleep over as Harry Truman told us all
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I think he means that being concerned over Al-Qaeda having a nuclear weapon is hypocritical because they haven't bombed Japan and we have. Of course, this is fucktardery.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i think it means hey! edgy comedy comin AT YA!!
― goole, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
dennis perrin is a comedian?
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW8GgrbWwc
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
i think perrin is a bore but that's not what he's saying, mordy
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
That's absolutely what he's saying.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah idk what else it could be
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Or to put it differently, he's saying that when someone like Obama, the President of the only country in the world to use a nuclear weapon on another country, says that Al Qaeda would use a nuclear weapon if they had one -- there's an irony. This is 100% what he's saying.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Does Al-Qaeda even fuck with Japan?
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
It has nothing to do with Japan. He's pointing out the irony of evil America being afraid of nukes when America is the country to nuke Japan. That's what it means. OBVIOUSLY.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
yes, an irony...the livelihood of a comedian tends to depend on pointing out ironies. this is not the same thing as saying "well, who are WE to talk? let 'em have a nuke!"
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
k3v... stfu.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
surprising that the guy who's basic foreign policy ideology is "it's ok if the good guys do it" is gonna catch fuckin feelings here
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
whose obv
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
im not crazy about civilians being killed by predator drones, but i guess i will cop to saying that it is different from (say) deliberately bombing schools. not diametrically-opposed different, but different. obama is in pakistan because the US has long been involved in pakistan and he doesn't represent an epistemological break with all prior US policy. i guess he *could* pull out; and then, i'm sure, it would turn over to peace and prosperity. when you think about it, it's all pretty simple.
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
guys
you're draining this thread of lols
christ
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
via @huffingtonpost: Should Comedy Have Meaning?
indeed.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Is this supposed to cut me to the core or something? His comment is fucking ridiculous. The difference between 'Americans shouldn't be concerned with Al-Qaeda having nuclear weapons' and 'It's ironic that America is concerned with Al-Qaeda having nuclear weapons' is razor-thin. In fact, the difference is what is left unstated. They're otherwise synonymous. If America SHOULD be concerned with Al-Qaeda having nuclear weapons, then it isn't ironic that they are. It's historical contingency. (Not to mention that a fourth-grader has a broader grasp of history than Perrin does. Unless it's also ironic whenever the Germans criticize genocides because - lol - Jews/Gypsies/Blacks.)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Topical!
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
If you guys had been around for Malcolm X's "Chickens are coming home to roost" tweet y'all gone apeshit
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Think of all the successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists that go unreported.
it is a stinging indictment of american journalism.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link
why yes, i'd very much like to read about some successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists!
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I assumed that was a reference to some celeb story I was unaware of?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i assume so, too, but i haven't heard the story.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Mordy, however much you may disagree w/him, Perrin knows a lot of history. But I think your entire lack of humor re politics may be blinding you to this.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure I don't have a lack of humor problem, but thx.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link