MAYBE DENNIS PERRINS SHOULD INVESTIGATE HIS OWN WAR CRIMES INSTEAD OF A TWITTER
― max, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
10:20 AM
― velko, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha wait, kevin when did you turn into an anti-establishment, morbs-sympathizing hardman
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i noticed a change right around the time that john paul stevens resigned, but maybe velko can help update my xls
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
i think u guys are mean to morbs tbh
― brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
LEAVE MORBS ALONE
morbs is like 85 years old, he can handle himself!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
say what u want troll the good doc how u wish but d.perrin talkin @ "length" about his desire 2 hate fuck republican women is all time internet shit fuiud
― Baedeker's time and space (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
morbs is equally "mean" to "us" fwiw, if this is the definition that is being used
Sex remains a wonderful thing. Yow.6:09 PM May 16th, 2009 via web
oh man. too many informations.
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
that tweet signals that dude prob has no irl friends & needs attention -- kinda sad now ;_;
np lohzilla, I'm not mad.
Lamp, that's called "comedy," the unfettered kind that's a little more edgy than sainted Conan's masturbating primates I guess.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Perrin is married and has two kids, don't know if they count as "friends."
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
are we sure "Dennis Perrin" isn't "Dennis Miller"?
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Yesterday, Morbs felt that I wasn't worth the time it would take to explain who Dennis Perrin was. Perhaps I'm a little butthurt. Perhaps I'm not acting like myself lately because I'm jacked up on Benadryl after having a severe allergy attack this weekend. Is that milquetoast enough for you k3v?
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that my cashews were processed in a facility that also processes pine nuts.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
he explains who he is right here, OK?
http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
yah im 2 much a simp to really "get" how the gr8 the divide is btw personas hes inhabiting but tbh i like perrin best when he veers into creepy sexual predator mode:
Sofie's two companions giggled. We sat on the front steps of my friend's Chelsea art gallery, watching the older rich and younger hipsters stroll by. Sofie and her friends were visiting from Belgium. They saw me sitting alone, drinking a beer, and decided I was harmless enough to engage. We talked about art, politics, life. They were friendly and very cute. They refused to believe my age, which was flattering. Their soft young features warmed me, and it felt great to be alive in the city I love.
― Baedeker's time and space (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Think of all the successful marriages between ex-porn stars and mixed martial artists that go unreported. 2:45 PM Apr 28th via web
― Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
They were friendly and very cute.
this attempt at Chandler terseness is much grosser, actually.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm the author of "MR. MIKE: The Life and Work of Michael O'Donoghue, The Man Who Made Comedy Dangerous," "AMERICAN FAN: Sports Mania and the Culture That Feeds It," and "SAVAGE MULES: The Democrats and Endless War." I wrote jokes for Bill Maher and countless other comics, some of whom ran for public office. I've done the media/public speaking thing, pounding podiums when not singing and dancing for tossed coins. Once upon a time I wrote Red State Son, the archive of which can be found in the blogroll below.
Which I read yesterday, and which, let's be honest at first glance reads kinda Republican!
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
not as gross as anything Dennis Miller has ever said or done. but I'll take your word for it, Professor.
xp
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
A few months ago he wrote about how he held his nose and did campaign work for Kerry in Michigan in '04 bcz he was so appalled by Bush.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Gaza: Israel's happy hunting ground.1:48 PM May 1st via web
Oil spills are corporate cum shots.12:20 PM May 1st via web
New Arizona slogan: Support your local police state.8:08 AM Apr 25th via web
Who knew the Boy Scouts were a Catholic outreach program?6:55 AM Apr 24th via web
morbz your brave stand against guys who recite cheesy topical jokes on late night tv would make more sense if this dude wasn't your hero
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
He is not my hero. They're fucking tweets.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/radio/2008/08/22/singh_perrin/index2.html
― goole, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i have more respect for BP now that i can think of the oil spill as a bukake of the gulf coast
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey Afghanistan -- we've got health care now! What do you have? Ha! Losers.3:05 AM Mar 23rd via web
sounds like a line from the new lcd soundsystem album.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
his book on michael o'donoghue is fantastic, though he's a little blindly in thrall to his subject
― went ham in a bad way (stevie), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, he only has 103 followers???
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
And Dr. M is 102 of them.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
i kid, i kid
For a system that fucks people, is it any surprise that the SEC loves porn? 5:11 AM Apr 23rd via web
http://chattahbox.com/images/2010/02/bandleader-kevin-eubanks-287x300.jpg
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
man, the numbers on indie recordsDennis Perrin's tweets always remind me that, even if something's popular on P4k/ILM/wherever, most of the world doesn't even know it exists
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― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
sigh. I give up. I shouldn't have got out of bed today. peace.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
If Ben Roethlisberger were a superhero, he'd be Rape-Ass. 8:49 PM Apr 21st via web
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6Hb1xxSjffs/S6mSj3eXZiI/AAAAAAAAQxs/hPpkSIsoBR8/s400/NBA-Boomshakalaka.png
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods is the Master of filling 18 holes. 5:53 AM Apr 8th via web
hold on now!!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
My superhero name is also my safeword: Snuggie.2:11 PM Apr 24th via web
what's with the 'superhero name' running theme anyway
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use a nuke if it had one. The good news is, it would be on Japan. 3:20 PM Apr 11th via web
yeah! fuck you japan!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks to those Iraqis who made Kathryn Bigelow the success she is tonight. Well, those still alive. Good night everybody! 9:13 PM Mar 7th via web
makes u think
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Mo'nique proves that comics can be the most serious people on earth. 7:02 PM Mar 7th via web
aw!!
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Vatican to begin Volcanic Ash Wednesdays.5:56 PM Apr 18th via web
http://bryantosh.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tracy-morgan_lolhudblogs.jpg
WORDPLAY!
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lol @ dudes. volcanic ash wednesdays is like a step removed from finest dname thread shit
― Baedeker's time and space (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Dennis Perrin proves that puns can be the funniest jokes on earth.
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread needs some greatest hits throwback jams:
Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread OSCARS 2010 on board I Love Everything on Mar 10, 2010
"I'd like to thank the Iraqis for resisting our occupation. Without you, this film doesn't get made." - Dennis Perrin
kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread The super-speculative 2010 NFL DRAFT thread. on board I Love NFL on Apr 24, 2010
Dennis Perrin tweet:
Had the Confederacy survived, their NFL draft would feature mouth inspections.
Dr Morbius wrote this on thread the USA, Israel, and national interest on board I Love Everything on Jan 13, 2009
Perrin again:
Why did the Israeli Army cross the border?What border?
kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius) wrote this on thread HEALTHCARE THREAD on board I Love Everything on Mar 27, 2010
Perrin tweet:
Health Care "Reform": Same crooks holding the same guns, only now they're smiling.
― ignotamus j. reilly (some dude), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link
^_______^
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
see J0rdan, he's alluding to a historical event.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
(I guess what I'm asking is how crappy a school is Mizzou)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Obama says that Al-Qaeda would use conventional bombs, rained down from a fleet of B-29s, and killing hundreds of thousands of people -- more even than in atomic attacks -- if it had them. The good news is, it would be on Japan.
― the subject of many paedo's thoughts (history mayne), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
yr soccerball metaphors could use a little work, honestly
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 14:15 (seven years ago) link
was bellowing at the dilution of Scrooged into holiday saphood an example of M O'D's cuntdom, i wonder?
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link
I'm very fond of that movie, and I'm not sure fashioning it into a more bitter and caustic satire would have improved it, and yes, that was one instance in which O'Donoghue seemed a vainglorious crank who was probably very difficult and unpleasant to spend time with, on occasion.
It's been at least a decade since I read it. I tried to reread it a few years ago and didn't enjoy it nearly so much and stopped, so apologies if my recall is too vague for you.
― Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 15:54 (seven years ago) link
there's no doubt the guy was a 'purist' about his own work, but you can't be surprised that he wasn't especially interested in cineplex-level mass appeal. He was delighted at reports of audience 'riots' at Mondo Video.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
I keep meaning to watch Mondo Video, I tracked down a copy a while ago.
― Dysphagia Nutrition Solutions (stevie), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link
it has a couple of huge belly laughs, otherwise agreeably perverse.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 January 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/DennisThePerrin/status/837659000581808128
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 March 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link
The following North Korea thread is brought to you by SAVAGE MULES: It seemed like the right book to write at the time. pic.twitter.com/y3RL4BOqnX— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) August 9, 2017
continues...
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
Well, it's a start. pic.twitter.com/3w39rHTOVY— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) September 30, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 October 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link
Alternate Mayor Pete Monikers:Officer Pete (Cop Vote)Major Pete (Military Vote)Elite Pete (Corporate Vote)Puritan Pete (Evangelical Vote)Spock Pete (Comic-Con Vote) Scurvy Pete (Pirate Vote) https://t.co/ov97bXPzmX— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) April 20, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link
Should the (gasp!) Boston Bomber be allowed to vote? Well, war criminals get to vote, and some even get to vote for *themselves.* Voting rights hinge on who you bomb.— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) April 23, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link
are you going to confine them to this thread now? b/c that'd help us all out
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 21:51 (five years ago) link
just as long as i'm boycotting the politics threads
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 03:17 (five years ago) link
♫This land is their landThis sure ain't your land, From corporate towersTo the offshore islands,From the burning forestsTo the tax free havens,This land is meant for who pays me♫ pic.twitter.com/R3IN51aFrG— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) October 26, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 October 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
He said a lot of things, mostly deranged. He had pictures drawn by Richard Speck in his office, just to show how edgy he was. They guy might have been funny in the 70's but he was a tool when I had the displeasure be be around him. https://t.co/vXqI0ftTgs— Nora Dunn (@noradunn) February 6, 2020
― jaymc, Friday, 7 February 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link
lol Perrin has such major creep vibes
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
Imagine Tarantino directing an O'Donoghue biopic. You know he'd get the period right. pic.twitter.com/AbwVeoE5jw— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 21, 2020
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
i'd ask how, uppmiss, if I wasn't bored with your post
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 00:59 (four years ago) link
Why is @DennisThePerrin off Twitter?
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Friday, 2 October 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
oh my god we were wronghe was Morbsall along
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 2 October 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link
I confessI was lameThought one was twoTho thoughts were lame
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Friday, 2 October 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
I've never been on the Twitter
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
You fucking liar.
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Saturday, 3 October 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link
Laugh at this all you want, but it's more common than you think. I did 27 sit-ups at my Grandfather's showing, shadowboxed over my Uncle's open casket, and performed a tribute to Mummenschanz as dirt was tossed on my Stepfather's grave. Grief takes many forms. pic.twitter.com/gspcPueAlS— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) September 25, 2020
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link
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― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 October 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link