It seemed to have hit somebody as it went past, she wasn't mangled under the wreckage or anything, but the Police were already there and they spoke to the driver for a bit before he moved on.
― MPx4A, Sunday, 25 April 2010 22:34 (3 years ago) Permalink
Sometimes you just don't want the driver to be hanging around tho
― MC Cold Fusion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 April 2010 22:36 (3 years ago) Permalink
Annoying English family with out of control child that ran up and down the carriage to stare at me before the train even moved: 0/10, worst savages alive imho
― Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 April 2010 23:01 (3 years ago) Permalink
sitting behind me on the 414 from Fulham this evening: vile couple in their 50s, at least one of whom was wankered in that slurry umc way. They seemed to utterly despise each other, with him telling her that she'd destroyed every relationship he'd ever had before repeatedly calling her a "stupid fucking bitch".
depressing end to the weekend and I wish my ipod had waited until they'd gone before running out of juice.
― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
― Upt0eleven, Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:11 (2 years ago) Permalink
fuck it, everyone gets a 10
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 1 January 2011 07:28 (2 years ago) Permalink
How was your New Year's Eve, Louis?
― Davek (davek_00), Saturday, 1 January 2011 12:02 (2 years ago) Permalink
Glasgow to London train, guy sat down opposite me, thought he was Krakow for a moment, and he wasn't, so 0/10.
― ljubljana, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:30 (2 years ago) Permalink
Feller who got on the tram, scuffled all the way through it saying 'excuse me, please excuse me, I'm on DFP (or something, may have misheard this), sorry, excuse me, thank you, thank you', approached a seat at the end, said 'that's my seat, sorry, that's my seat, thank you, thank you', sat, rocked violently, yelled 'FUCK OFF!!! FUCK OFF!!!' at the air and switched to yelling in another language: 8/10, for having the ability and the grace to be as courteous as he possibly could.
― goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:07 (2 years ago) Permalink
dude on subway is sitting there solving a rubies cube with one hand, nbd
― dayo, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 05:10 (2 years ago) Permalink
Sad bitch who, when I stood aside so people could get off the tram, fucking barged in front of me (and who I subsequently whacked very hard with my bag): 0.00000002
― sexy Santa cosplay (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 7 February 2011 06:49 (2 years ago) Permalink
Seemingly normal looking woman who took the seat next to me on the bus, but then proceeded to practically climb onto my lap such was her keenness to use me as some kind of leaning post, and who had about eight bags with her meaning I had to clamber over them to get off when my stop arrived: 0/10 and I know what you look like so whenever you get on again I will just give you the fucking seat, here, you can have it all to yourself, no really I insist.
― Bill A, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:39 (2 years ago) Permalink
300 year old guy with egg-sized tumor on face. .02 but if you sat on the other side just once so I didn't have to stare at that thing, 1.5.
Community college student who looks like Maynard G. Krebs and sings loudly and tunelessly and has conversations with imaginary people while iPod bangin' Harry Potter audiobooks (I looked over your shoulder), 5. Without the sunglasses 2.
― stately wang manner (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:24 (2 years ago) Permalink
Group of highly nerdy pre-teens who looked uncannily like The IT Crowd (one even had a Moss haircut ffs) and talked about computers for 20 mins: 8.5/10 for being accidentally wonderful
― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 March 2011 22:29 (2 years ago) Permalink
Rangy looking guy a week or so ago on the Tube desperately trying to convince everybody that he was from another time and needed to get back, he was on the Met Line so I guess that's a start. 8/10 (-2 for being stinky)
― Run Westy Run Megatorrent (MaresNest), Thursday, 3 March 2011 23:41 (2 years ago) Permalink
2x suitcase-carrying student girls queuing for train at Euston
Student girl 1: Ohmigod this guy just like, totally cut me up, and like, totally didn't even say sorry? I was like, you are *sochatwat*?
Student girl 2: Ohmigod, that would like, never happen in Hertfordshire.
― MPx4A, Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
d bitch who, when I stood aside so people could get off the tram, fucking barged in front of me (and who I subsequently whacked very hard with my bag): 0.00000002
I would post this on the trivial shit that ruins your life every single day thread if I was the kind of guy who posted on that thread
― MPx4A, Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink
people who take the aisle seat + put their bags on the window seat when the train is clearly going to be packed and only grudgingly move them when you stand over them:
a universal 8.4
― I *\m/* metal soooo much (history mayne), Sunday, 20 March 2011 18:55 (2 years ago) Permalink
businessman in pinstriped-suit eating mcdonalds sitting in the middle of a 3-seat lane on the train. Wouldn't budge up a single inch to let my gf sit down properly (even though there was plenty of room next to him) and insisted on slurping on his fingers all the way through the journey.
you suck 0.5/10
― Evil Eau (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
loud girl who screeched "He fookin said he doesn't shittin. How gay is that? Naaaaaaa!" etc right behind me for 10 minutesi don't even ...0.1
― ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ (zappi), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:16 (2 years ago) Permalink
he doesn't what??
― Evil Eau (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 15:18 (2 years ago) Permalink
So mainstream now
― Alba, Monday, 18 April 2011 23:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
Woman who sat right next to me and immediately sneezed her cold all over me: thick fuck
― finish with a fast piston pump (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 22:13 (2 years ago) Permalink
Woman eating a WHOLE CHICKEN on the train with her fingers: 0/10
― Child Hoodie's End (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 25 August 2011 08:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
Rather that than http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=715_1314132581
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 08:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
Shrieking, turquoise-skinned mercenary regiment on the lower deck of the 185, deliberately mocking me by holding aloft the severed heads of my favourite primary school teachers: 3/10
― MPx4A, Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
The most awesome person who ever sat across or next to me on public transport asked me and my friends what three words in the English Language begin with "dw". We got "dwarf" straightaway and "dwell" not long after but couldn't think of the third, and my friends and I went back to talking amongst ourselves and he went back to doing whatever he was doing before he offered his conundrum. The bus reached its final destination and everyone got off, he started walking in the opposite direction to us but just at that moment I figured it out and called after him "dwindle". Without stopping or looking round he raised his fist in the air and shouted "Dwindle!"
― ledge, Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
that is amazing
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 August 2011 09:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
15-yr-old girl who casually gave her number out and then, as the boy got off the bus and bid adieu with the words "I'll see you around", rebuffed him with "Yeah. Right. And that was my boyfriend's number": 10/10― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Guy on bus with a roll of Morrison's "Reduced 10p" stickers for clearance items, passing them out to people and telling them it really helps with the shopping - both 1/10 and 10/10, the sentiment is nice but I hope most of the #26 aren't thieves as well.
― ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Thursday, 25 August 2011 10:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
Kenta Kobashi and Toshiaki Kawada, violently trading Strong Style near-falls on the 484 towards Lewisham: 7/10 - breathtaking stuff, but caused quite a lot of confusion and crowding and a woman who'd been trying to get off the bus at Goose Green ended up having to stay on until the Oakhurst Grove stop as a result
― MPx4A, Thursday, 25 August 2011 11:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
ledge, i love that story.
― jed_, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
"dweeb" is in my dictionary
― lex pretend, Thursday, 25 August 2011 14:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
Idiot couple sitting across from me on 3.5 hour train journey yesterday, you deserve more detail than one sentence allows; So...
Slurring, lager downing man, whose every mumbled utterance was leapt upon by (clearly) new girlfriend as though it were Oscar Wilde/Dorothy Parker reborn, accompanied by incessant, braying laughter, and you also put your filthy feet all over the seats in front - 3/10, at least I couldn't hear you much.
As for you, his sweet babboo, when you reach the point that a father on seats behind takes to imitating your laugh, to the delight of his children ("That's it Dad! She sounds just like a sheep!!") you might want to think about dialling down the chuckles, also when you complained that my wife and I were just sitting quietly reading and enjoying the scenery rather than pawing each other, making out and hobbling off to take coke in the train toilets: WE CAN HEAR YOU. That's a solid 0/10, you vacuous imbecile.
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Monday, 13 February 2012 08:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Guy noisily chowing down on a family-sized bag of crisps for your breakfast with a large bottle of coke to wash it down, 2/10 with a side order of diabetes.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 08:47 (11 months ago) Permalink
I'm sure your army friend who takes the piss out of black people, Chinese people, Indian people, is really really funny and totally justified because he has the experience.
― Autumnal the faun (ledge), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:45 (7 months ago) Permalink
(4/10 cause your friend clearly thinks you are hilarious)
― Autumnal the faun (ledge), Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:15 (7 months ago) Permalink
Respectable-looking middle-aged guy on the metro intently reading the articles in what appears to be a barely-legal porn magazine oblivious to the giggling fits of the teenage girls sitting on both sides of you, although i applaud your dedication to the literary arts, this really isn't socially acceptable. 3/10
― Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Sunday, 7 October 2012 11:43 (7 months ago) Permalink
Be the change you want to see imo.
― fish frosch (seandalai), Sunday, 7 October 2012 13:14 (7 months ago) Permalink