Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

Ah...now the high starts to settle
So I'm kicking fat lyrics that rock like heavy metal

t-t-totally dude

Not Richard Prior,
But prior to rap I was cookin' crack over an open fire

-Malice (Clipse) "Definition of a Roller"

Not pic-i-nic baskets
Pic-i-nic caskets!

not much love for doom on this thread...

sufferin' soccotash, she took him for his last buck of cash
he love her...motherfuck her ass

and i love you, cuz you a sweet bitch
a crazy rat that might make my dick itch

--biggie

ctrackerz try t' 2 step i'll make that ass walk away
elegant. catch me at a symphony or opera play

??? fat lady (l/it)-ai
'n' o'er til the trap lady s'ang

Now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum
rasberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honeybun

U-God on "Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'":
"Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia"

just bought a new crib inside so dumb
got some money put away case the hurricane come

we go through episodes too like attack of the clones
wait til we break a bag then you'll hear the crack of the bone

Fantastic and I start to act drastic
When I see my wedding band on the ho's left asscheek

We had to grow dreads to change our description
Two cops is on the milkbox, missin'

Eenie meenie
We funk like Whodini*

* Or maybe Houdini. I don't have a clue which, since context means nothing here.

As for their rims, they were so high they were awesome; and their rims were full of eyes, all around the four of them.
Ezekiel 1:18

We funk like Whodini*

* Or maybe Houdini.I don't have a clue which, since context means nothing here.

Probably Whodini (reference to their song "Five Minutes of Funk", I bet), although I have heard a Houdini reference recently too but I can't remember where (or swear it was a couplet!). It was very much in the "Ghost like Swayze" vein, as you can imagine.

pussy popperz burnin seams

U-God on "Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'":
"Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia"

that's actually the inspectah...u god wasn't even on 36 chambers...incarcerated while it was being recorded...

Deck really is mad dangerous on that record. I was disappointed by the solo stuff.

agreed!...imo deck and the gza were the 2 standouts on 36 chambers...uncontrolled substance was so disappointing and that new album (resident patient) is almost unlistenable...but he definitely gets the award for most consistent best 8 bars on the clan cuts.

my partner's cousin's uncle got killed by a shooter
i'm depressed so there's a rumor "boots is gonna hit the buddha!"

"Boy you lost your mind" - No, I lost my virginity
And I shot quick like that fool shot Kennedy

nice

I'm a young Yoda
Yo, my tongue does yoga.

that's actually the inspectah...u god wasn't even on 36 chambers...incarcerated while it was being recorded...

unless Deck completely changed his voice and then went back to normal for the second verse, it's def. U-God.

she said she dont fuck with rap since Mase got saved
but baby got back like mase got sprayed.

This is why I'm hot
I don't gotta rap
I can sell a mill
Sayin' nothin on the track

MIMS

got a liter of Knob Creek, and a bottle of ether
got the second Mobb Deep creepin' out of the speakers
would prefer to sit at home and drink 'cuz it's cheaper
why you tryna hide the eggs, girl, you think that it's Easter?

OK, let me get this straight....

Is this thread actually restricted to "couplets"?

i guess not necessarily, but that is sorta the design.

"Touch language the best way that english will let us
Just to explain half the thoughts I develop
You gotta change the alphabet and add like ten letters"

Oh yeah, I'm an outlaw!

haha, what is that from?

DJ Zeph and Azeem "Ten Steps Ahead" from the album Rise Up.

http://www.zshare.net/download/25025748bda32f/

you mistook me for a rapper, huh?
well that makes me an actor
cuz i would rather clap a gun.

(this isn't a couplet, sorry.)

i understand that envy is part of the game
but make no mistake, you and i, we are not the same
naw bitch, i'm liable to splatter your shit
light up your world 'til you start to stagger and shit
watch how them hollows straight rattle ya shit
and then i'll leave it to y'all to freestyle and battle and shit.

i'm great in the kitchen like morning cookware
uncle jamima, with my braids wrapped
and three-minute recipes for cooking flapjacks.

And it's Worthless, I got the whole town rappin'
If England lose the football then the whole town's scrappin'
Lying to yourself thinking you're creating the genre
Your drums sound like Pringles cans, you couldn't be wronger

Worthless "Croydon Politics"

Some great flow on the rest too...

IONNO WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ADD THIS ONE...

WHEN I HIT IT FROM THE BACK I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DAMMIT MAN'
WHEN I PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DUHNUHNUHNUH'

i'm like the scenes they feature ethan hawke in
training day
i aim and spray
heaters often

^^^^^^^^^^^^
what's that from???

crooked i deep cover freestyle on hiphopdx.com, here ya go it's great

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/audio/id.2253/title.crooked-i-deep-cover-freestyle

WHEN I HIT IT FROM THE BACK I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DAMMIT MAN'
WHEN I PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH I GOT THEM MOMMIES SAYIN 'DUHNUHNUHNUH'

you mean 'mamis'
i know it means the same thing sort of ... its just weirder when its spelled 'mommies'

errrrr let's pretend that's the MILF remix.
(im from miami too i should have typed "mamis")

Okay, this is half a sampled chorus/hook, but fuggit.

When I pop the trunk, hit the deck!
John Wayne couldn't even stand the reign of the tec

I swear, the way this shit was running through my mind I nearly started a new thread for it.

Ghostride! Ghostride! Get out the way, let Casper drive
Ghostride! Go crazy! Who's that drivin'? Patrick Swayze

(yes, yes, Swayze/Ghost puns are as old as they come, I know this)

np: "Dammit Man" (MILF remix)

that pussy was ripe, gripping my dick like a pair of pliers
you fucking snitch right now you probably wearing wires

-freestyle, big l RIP

cut you like i'm doing a tattoo of a statue,
why you think i'm mad at you.

-kool kieth

one half of all two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream
so they take whats given thats your decision
i just dont consider that living

-bro ali

just saw the brother live the other night and it was awesome, go see him if you can