Chicago: Knitted socks weather

Oh and ALSO she went to the head honcho's office to give him a back rub in private. Ew Ew Ew.

Crazy! Crazy!

Cray cray.

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Private back rub???!?!??!?!???????????????

OH. I got a kicky new haircut. It is noticably different from my old haircut.

do you have a pic, jenny?

also: PRIVATE BACK RUB?!

Yay for new haircuts. :-)

Yeah. And they didn't even talk about this beforehand. Everyone's just sitting at the table hanging out and they exchange some sort of look and disappear.

Naw, but I might take one later.

Uh... back rub = blow job

yeah, seriously. definitely some kind of rub goin' down that does not exclude the genitalia.

I don't want those images in my head. k thnx bye

J/k I'm not going anywhere.

Jesse's legal team could clean up here...

"clean up"

Why does this woman no longer work in your office?

She used teeth. In her back rubs.

I have a date tonight.

And you don't.

w/ the teetotaler?

I have one tomorrow, though.

No lasting thing with Fortune 500, Jesse?

I WILL NEVER DATE AGAIN.

I HAVE YE OLDE BALL AND CHAIN NOW.

jenny
i cannot thank you for this:
I gotta do it my way,
Or no way at all.

i do want to see your haircuts

Yes, with teatotaller.

Fortune 500 was a single serving boyfriend. (Damn you Fightclub for ruining this cleverness for me.)

Don't you and ball and chain go on dates?

i want to see your cut too!! i am in need of a new hair plan.

jesse, sure we go on dates but i hesitate to call that "dating"

Can I never date again please? Please??

If you don't, L, I'll be your "walker."

I do not miss dating.

About the only thing I miss from my single life is being able to fart without having to hear commentary about it.

ha!

btw, is Eric H. visiting Chicago? he seems to be MIA (no, not her).

Her?

Arm-wrestling, dude.

http://a170.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/m_235964750c05b5341eda247a674481b9.jpg

I made contemp pop joke

What should we do on our date? We got no plans.

I could make him "break edge" as the kids say.

Dating is for fags.

"dating" is for ppl under 30. or 40.

are you looking for a creative idea or a solid take on an old standard?

Go to movies. Cut hole in bottom of popcorn box. Insert penis. The rest will take care of itself.

Popcorn is delicious when doused with extra butter--baby butter that is.

shut up

ok

Doc, Eric H. just posted here.

She quit because she wanted to be a stay-at-home jerkface, which is a great place for her to be. She's been out of my life almost completely for a year now.

I'm pumped for tomorrow though:
* coworker I like who left is coming in for lunch
* and bringing potbelly's
* and for once I ordered food with everyone
* and my boss will be out

Have fun on your dates, Jesse & Dan.
Dan, is this someone you've been on a date with before?

And did anyone have a printer rec? I'm going to suggest the HP otherwise.

I don't know nothin' about printers.

I know nothing about printers.

Go buy shininess.

by

I wish I had my book with me. Oh, book. Oh, sweet sweet book.

DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111