There is no God.
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
I was born to run, I was born to dream, The craziest boy you ever seen, I gotta do it my way, Or no way at all.
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Jen: well, it's a post i posted in your thread but I did not add to the discourse
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
UPDATE! I still hate her as much as I ever. The hate still glows in my heart like an everlasting flame. She managed to say something mean to the newest coworker. Then on her way out, she passed me as I was carrying load after heavy load of beverages in to the office. She made some sort of disparaging comment about how she's glad she doesn't have my job, smiled real big, and got up on her tiptoes. I suddenly realized she was leaning up to kiss me, so I made an ugly face and turned my head so she'd only get my cheek. DO NOT WANT.
In other news: * I need help picking out a printer for myself at work. * I like the thread name idea.
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh and ALSO she went to the head honcho's office to give him a back rub in private. Ew Ew Ew.
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Crazy! Crazy!
― Eazy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Cray cray.
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9pdXBY8l7HPBxM:http://wwwbio200.nsm.buffalo.edu/labs/tutor/Crayfish/Crayfish03N.jpg
Private back rub???!?!??!?!???????????????
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
OH. I got a kicky new haircut. It is noticably different from my old haircut.
do you have a pic, jenny?
also: PRIVATE BACK RUB?!
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Yay for new haircuts. :-)
Yeah. And they didn't even talk about this beforehand. Everyone's just sitting at the table hanging out and they exchange some sort of look and disappear.
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Naw, but I might take one later.
Uh... back rub = blow job
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, seriously. definitely some kind of rub goin' down that does not exclude the genitalia.
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't want those images in my head. k thnx bye
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
J/k I'm not going anywhere.
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Jesse's legal team could clean up here...
― Eazy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"clean up"
― dan m, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Why does this woman no longer work in your office?
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
She used teeth. In her back rubs.
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I have a date tonight.
And you don't.
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
w/ the teetotaler?
― dan m, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
I have one tomorrow, though.
No lasting thing with Fortune 500, Jesse?
― Eazy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I WILL NEVER DATE AGAIN.
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I HAVE YE OLDE BALL AND CHAIN NOW.
jenny i cannot thank you for this: I gotta do it my way, Or no way at all.
i do want to see your haircuts
― La Lechera, Thursday, 1 November 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, with teatotaller.
Fortune 500 was a single serving boyfriend. (Damn you Fightclub for ruining this cleverness for me.)
Don't you and ball and chain go on dates?
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
i want to see your cut too!! i am in need of a new hair plan.
jesse, sure we go on dates but i hesitate to call that "dating"
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Can I never date again please? Please??
― Laurel, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
If you don't, L, I'll be your "walker."
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I do not miss dating.
About the only thing I miss from my single life is being able to fart without having to hear commentary about it.
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
ha!
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
btw, is Eric H. visiting Chicago? he seems to be MIA (no, not her).
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Her?
― jaymc, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Arm-wrestling, dude.
― Eazy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a170.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/46/m_235964750c05b5341eda247a674481b9.jpg
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I made contemp pop joke
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
What should we do on our date? We got no plans.
I could make him "break edge" as the kids say.
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Dating is for fags.
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
"dating" is for ppl under 30. or 40.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
are you looking for a creative idea or a solid take on an old standard?
― sweet tater, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Go to movies. Cut hole in bottom of popcorn box. Insert penis. The rest will take care of itself.
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Popcorn is delicious when doused with extra butter--baby butter that is.
shut up
ok
― Jesse, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Doc, Eric H. just posted here.
― jaymc, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
She quit because she wanted to be a stay-at-home jerkface, which is a great place for her to be. She's been out of my life almost completely for a year now.
I'm pumped for tomorrow though: * coworker I like who left is coming in for lunch * and bringing potbelly's * and for once I ordered food with everyone * and my boss will be out
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Have fun on your dates, Jesse & Dan. Dan, is this someone you've been on a date with before?
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
And did anyone have a printer rec? I'm going to suggest the HP otherwise.
― KitCat, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know nothin' about printers.
― Jenny, Thursday, 1 November 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link