"Is It Thunderdome Yet?" A Rolling Looming Apocalypse Thread

I think it's just wonderful that the deterioration in the world situation from overpopulation will occur at a slow enough pace that we can adjust to each new level of chaos as normal and expected. This means that, however bad things get, life will still seem commonplace and acceptable. Humans are amazingly good at this.

Was it Obvious Day at the CIA?

i kinda suck at it
but yknow, go humans
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Debates, debates.

lol just had a half hour convo w/an old friend about how we're both getting a creeping sense of doomq

but fuck it i'm happy today

doomq

http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/05/as-diesel-price.html

Earlier this week in Houston, Texas, a veteran driver was carjacked at gunpoint and his diesel tanker stolen. The truck was recovered today, undamaged, but minus its liquid cargo.

"is it thunderdome yet" indeed

I should have put this on this thread to begin with, but this story just kills me. they just caught the kid yesterday, he came back a third time and security jumped him. crawling under cars and powerdrilling into fuel tanks should have earned him a darwin award.

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/local&id=6117572

Police say the thief drilled a hole into the gas tanks of two SUVs and stole the gas. The first time it was a Chevy Silverado pick up truck, the second hit was on a Jeep Liberty SUV - that time the thief got scared off and left a bucket of gas just sitting there.

There have been a total of 10 reports of gas thefts in San Jose. Police in Daly City are just shaking their heads - they can't believe this has happened. They say it's a wonder that the thief or thieves didn't kill themselves because using drills around gas is not the safest idea.

One guy stealing gas seems a bit lightweight for a thread about the looming apocalypse, don't you think?

right now it's certainly just a curio story. I know the first guy who was hit, which made it personal. imagine an entire building's office chatter revolving around steel lined gas tanks for 12-gallon cars the week gas cleared $4 in SF.

but you're absolutely right, it smacks of recreational panicking

I think that one guy may be indicative of larger anxieties about the price of gas, though.

esp with regard to tom's highlighted stolen tanker story.
glad i don't drive.
not even going to take the subway much anymore once i get a few parts for my bike.

http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/13/flood.jpg

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa, June 13 -- The sun finally broke through the layers of clouds on Friday, a reassuring presence after a week of rain. But as residents in and around this eastern Iowa city surveyed their waterlogged landscape, they did not like what they saw.

"It looks like Katrina," said a man in a pickup truck who declined to give his name. He was stuck in traffic that was at a standstill for 10 miles on the interstate north of the city, gazing at the Quaker Oats factory and buildings sitting in several feet of water.

Locals said the flood that hit Iowa's second-largest city is far worse than the deluge of 1993. About 25,000 residents have had to leave, and hundreds of homes and businesses have been damaged, many of them severely.

More than 400 blocks of downtown were evacuated, including a jail and a major hospital. Water flowed like a river through downtown streets blocked off by National Guard members, and warehouses along the Cedar River were nearly submerged. Floodwater gurgled around treetops and lapped just feet below electrical wires and billboards. The Cedar River crested at 31.2 feet Thursday, 15 feet above flood stage and breaking the record from 15 years ago.

"We thought the crest would be 20 or 22 feet, and we thought we would be okay, but it was 31," Cedar Rapids Mayor Kay Halloran said.

The flooding that hit this city of more than 120,000 is just part of the hammering the Midwest has received from severe storms during the past week. Floodwaters have submerged parts of Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Minnesota and Wisconsin. Authorities have been forced to close a nearly 300-mile stretch of the upper Mississippi River to all traffic. According to the Associated Press, scores of bridges across nine overflowing rivers have been weakened or swept away.

The floods have destroyed acres of corn, soybeans and other crops, prompting worries about a spike in food prices at a time when they already have been rising. "I have real concerns about our agricultural sector," said Gov. Chet Culver (D), who declared 83 of Iowa's 99 counties disaster areas. (...)

Carpenter Phil Leidigh, 53, a Cedar Rapids native, wondered where homeless people downtown would go and said flooding hit low-income areas of the city the hardest.

"Where the flooding is, it hit the people who are already struggling, who worked their whole lives to get where they are and now have to start over," he said. "It could take years for the city to recover.

What was that film with Tina Turner where she wore all that leather and studs? Did I dream that? Are we talking about the same film? I'm really drunk.

It had to do with the apocalypse so I'm not THAT drunk.

When I went to a William Gibson reading/signing the other night, somebody asked him about the tendency to describe his books as "dystopian." He gave pretty much the same answer in this interview to io9:

"None of us ever live in dystopia. That's an imaginary extreme, a literary device. No one lives in dystopias, they just live in shitty cultures. And these societies [in my books] seem dystopian to middle class white people in North America. They don't seem dystopian if you live in Rio or anywhere in Africa. Most people in Africa would happily immigrate to the Sprawl."

"None of us ever live in dystopia?"
LOL LOL LOL

Most people in Africa would happily immigrate to the Sprawl.

this seems a salient point

The US does seem fairly prone to "extreme weather events" as the news people seem to love calling them, so maybe as that increases then it might encourage a particularly recalcitrant country to do something concrete about climate change. Not that I'm wishing them ill or anything, but New Orleans-style events are more likely to prompt action than Bangladesh vanishing under the sea.

i think the signs are pointing very much to the obvious.

The extreme weather in the USA is muchly related to the north-south orientation of N. America's mountain ranges. They present no barrier to funneling arctic air to the mid-continent.

despite science being in agreement about climate change and global warming, I think there is also agreement that recent weather events aren't actually related to that.

Yes, well, it's certainly true that no specific event can be pointed to as being because of climate change. It's more the increasing average frequency/seriousness of such events that's an indicator. And that mountain range thing is also true: isn't that why almost every tornado in the history of the modern world happened in North America?

Interesting article re running out of various elements: http://www.asimovs.com/_issue_0806/ref.shtml

Although it's annoying the way he says "extinct" when he means "locked up in consumer goods".

Always nice to see this thread rising to the top. Like cream in fresh milk.

Fla. man dials 911, complains his sub had no sauce
2 days ago
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man. The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.
Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren't arriving fast enough.
Subway workers told police that Peterson, 42, became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store when he left to call police.
When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.
Peterson did not have a listed phone number.

When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed,

The urine bottles of eastern Oregon

When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed,

hearing this in john walsh's voice makes it even better.

What? An entire thread to discuss the apocalyptic threats hanging over our heads and no mention of supervolcanoes? Or Congress?

We face extreme danger. Unless there is immediate intervention on every front by all the major powers acting in concert, we risk a disintegration of global finance within days. Nobody will be spared, unless they own gold bars.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/3141428/Financial-Crisis-Now-Germany-takes-hot-seat-as-Europe-falls-into-the-abyss.html

Hold on to your hats bitches

after the apocalypse: lots of guys starving to death with piles of gold.

The newspapers really piss me off right now. They love this situation, because they can go around scaremongering to sell papers.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/11/03/eliotcarver1.jpg
There's no news like bad news

what to buy if there was a coming financial collapse
http://vinay.howtolivewiki.com/blog/hexayurt/disaster-shopping-with-gupta-1003

beef jerky and hand sanitizer, yup, got it.

This "survival list" bullshit is basically all the same stuff as those "what to do when the Y2K bug ends civilisation" lists from nine years ago. All the tinned beans people bought back then should probably still be buried in the back yard.

"I planted five rows of tinned beans and NOTHING came up. :("

I love how these lists for surviving a couple weeks of civil disruption are longer and include more extraneous crap than most people would take on a two-week camping trip, which itself is usually way more than they ever need.

Hand jerky and beef sanitiser would be about as much.

hur hur hur... "Mysterious Ways" just came on in WinAmp... "you've been living underground, eating from a can"

Hand jerky and beef sanitiser would be about as much use (fu-huck...)

after shit gets heavy we'll all starve in a month and there will only be mormons left

today i was sitting between two girls and they were having a conversation over me. both were listening to ipods at the same time and kept saying "what?" to each other.

my disgust made me feel 50 yrs old

hey look guys here is a magazine article that pertains to my interests

http://men.style.com/details/features/full?id=content_7476

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081031/D945EQT80.html

http://www.matusiak.eu/numerodix/blog/wp-content/uploads/robocop3_poster.jpg

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Guys I didn't read this thread I just want to let you all know that I am - quite seriously - working on a musical based on Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome called THUNDERDOME.

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