Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk

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Serena ruined it for me! Diff'rent strokes.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena has quite possibly the most ripped-yet-still-sexy body in the world. Holy shit.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I may have mentioned on another thread the girl at the gym I go to with the fantastic, almost cartoonish kick-pow ass. Well, she's been there EVERY SINGLE TIME I've been to the gym, on the stairstepper, trying to get rid of dat ass. As much as I've come to look forward to her presence there, I just want to say, "No, it's okay! Stay home and watch some tv! Embrace and love your ass for what it is!"

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena's body, full stop, is intimidating. I can't believe she wears those outfits on the court! It's like if Milton Berle delivered his comedy while wearing just a sock below the waist.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

then uncle miltie's drag bits wouldn't work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

At first I thought this thread read,

'Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes out on the sidewalk - C/D"

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

PLEASE PEOPLE WHEN YOU POST PICTURES OF ASSES, PLS REMEMBER THE SHE-RA ASS PRINCIPAL, NEITHER KENAN NOR AUSTIN REMEMBERED THIS IMPORTANT THING.

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/she-ra.jpg

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Ooops -- what the hell would you rather she wear?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Jordan tell her she can do sidebends or situps, but please don't lose that ass or however the lyrics go

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

just a sock. xpost

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I am not familiar with this important-sounding principle. Please elaborate.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

greatest thread ever, obv.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Tell her that Fonda ain't got no motor in the back of her Honda.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

oh i'm not saying she shouldn't wear that. not at all! if it were up to me that'd be the required uniform for all women sports.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

make reference to your anaconda and it's preferences.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Or quote some Spinal Tap.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

This one's for John.

Hey, let's not turn my predilection for nudity into some weird FETISH, jeez!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"OH. MY. GOD. BECKY! LOOK AT HER BUTT"
http://www.coolsmartphone.com/wmv/movies/baby.gif

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought the picture of She-Ra would explain it all.

oh and btw dudes stairmaster...ain't gonna make your ass flatter. That's like saying a dude doing bench presses is gonna make his pecs disappear.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I think we're forgetting how crucial *the walk* of a fine-assed speciman is. Because while teh ass itself is gorgeous, seeing it in motion is the straw that breaks my cameltoe. Or something.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

"speciman"?

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Good point Jeanne

Also, although the movie looks terrible, the pink hot-pants wearing booty in the ads for "Beauty Shop" is very enticing.

I still don't understand the She-ra thing. Does it have to do with my magic sword?

Huh huh huh.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Special person. xpost

Jeanne's lyricism on these fine points is breathtaking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

someone more talented at searching should still come up with a pic for sarah!

I don't know what to search for, either, @ teh pants I described, yet I must know, because I think that would help me a lot to mathematically devised how sexy a lady'S bottom can be, and may use the equation daily or on a bi-weekly basis, in a gentleman way.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

okay you're a robot again dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

A sex robot

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeanne's right, but the real secret is child-bearing hips, which are the greatest thing in the history of humanity.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, even if there's not much ass there, big hips make up for it. at least to me. (obv. I am being very very very reductive here, even for me.)

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

(Serena Williams is a GODDESS)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

*whip sound fx*

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~elec201/History/PimpBot_01/pimpbot.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

god yes. hips without the booty makes me cry and vice versa.
xxpost dan otm, matos sliding off. booty makes up for lack of hips, foo!!!1

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Serena's ass looks a bit too, I don't know, bubble-like to be sexy.

THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"speciman"?

It's Italian for astronaut.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

There is no wrong way to appreciate the ass, people! We're losing focus on what matters!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, booty w/o hips is wonderful too! I just have an hourglass fixation.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yes bubbleness is a thing to be strived for.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

booty with no hips is like saying hamburgers with no french fries, wtf.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

as long as you say

oh my GOLLY that's a SWEET SWEET CAN

you're classic.

― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

and let's hear it for thick legs.
David, there is. It's called frottaging.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

No woman will get mad that you have checked out her behind if you dedicate a Hambone to its glory.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, you wang, I was talking about showing appreciating via looking, not showing appreciation via baggy sweatpants!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

(The Hambone Song)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha you called me a wang!

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

where's that jpeg of the singer doing a hip-dip-motion, mic in hand? was all over this joint a few months back. Allyzay, you know the one.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I just felt it'd been far too long since la frottage was mentioned on ILX.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a very bubbly ass as it happens. The only time I can remember it being explicitly checked out was on Rampart St. in New Orleans (by men in dresses mostly). I was flattered.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean ALIZEE, Matos?

The only times I've gotten a complement on my derierre was by a homeless man and some girl I crushed on that was dating one of my friends &/or had no real interest in me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

it's interesting that the word "hip" appears in the word "hipsters," and yet, so many hipster girls are lacking hips.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Matos otm re: hips.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

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Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D